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title: "Famous Drunk Lines"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [It's solitary drinking that makes drunkards.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nathanael-west/it-s-solitary-drinking-that-makes-drunkards/)

[Nathanael West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nathanael-west/)

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> [I may be drunk but at least I'm not insane.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-waits/i-may-be-drunk-but-at-least-i-m-not-insane/)

[Tom Waits](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-waits/)

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> [“one drink did not a drunk make”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ronald-everett-capps/one-drink-did-not-a-drunk-make/)

[Ronald Everett Capps](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ronald-everett-capps/)

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> [I could write a book on the things I've done drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kid-rock/i-could-write-a-book-on-the-things-i-ve-done-drunk/)

[Kid Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kid-rock/)

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> [I drink to make other people more interesting.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-drink-to-make-other-people-more-interesting/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-chaplin/a-man-s-true-character-comes-out-when-he-s-drunk/)

[Charlie Chaplin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlie-chaplin/)

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> [Jack, you've debauched my sloth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-o-brian/jack-you-ve-debauched-my-sloth/)

[Patrick O'Brian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-o-brian/)

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> [“Fuck you, whore, I am not a mean drunk .”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/fuck-you-whore-i-am-not-a-mean-drunk/)

[Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/)

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> [Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/here-s-how-you-know-that-you-re-really-drunk-when-you-get-into-a-taxi/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

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> [He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/he-had-the-look-of-one-who-had-drunk-the-cup-of-life-and-found-a-dead/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The spirit he has shown has been second to none. (on Terry Fenwick's drunk-driving charge)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-venables/the-spirit-he-has-shown-has-been-second-to-none-on-terry-fenwick-s/)

[Terry Venables](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-venables/)

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> [“Kiss me again,” he says, drunk and foolish. “Kiss me until I am sick of it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holly-black/kiss-me-again-he-says-drunk-and-foolish-kiss-me-until-i-am-sick-of-it/)

[Holly Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/holly-black/)

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> [You got drunk and fell down. I wish I could be like you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-clash/you-got-drunk-and-fell-down-i-wish-i-could-be-like-you/)

[The Clash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-clash/)

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> [Many police officers watch for vehicles without headlights because it's a telltale of a drunk driver.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-james-thomson/many-police-officers-watch-for-vehicles-without-headlights-because-it/)

[Robert James Thomson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-james-thomson/)

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> [“Love is to beer as I am to drunk. And you say I’m not romantic. Shoot, I’m so romantic I could just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/love-is-to-beer-as-i-am-to-drunk-and-you-say-i-m-not-romantic-shoot-i/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-would-probably-buy-the-iphone5-if-it-kept-me-from-drunk-dialing-my/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Let every emotion be capable becoming an intoxication to you. If what you eat fails to make you drunk, it is because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andre-gide/let-every-emotion-be-capable-becoming-an-intoxication-to-you-if-what/)

[Andre Gide](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andre-gide/)

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> [In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say. I'd meet a girl and say, Hi,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-martin/in-talking-to-girls-i-could-never-remember-the-right-sequence-of/)

[Steve Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-martin/)

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> [“The Well or the Cup How can you tell at the start what you can give away and what you must hold…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kay-ryan/the-well-or-the-cup-how-can-you-tell-at-the-start-what-you-can-give/)

[Kay Ryan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kay-ryan/)

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> [It's around midnight. After I left Dad, my choice was to either become very drunk or write this. I chose to write…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-coupland/it-s-around-midnight-after-i-left-dad-my-choice-was-to-either-become/)

[Douglas Coupland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-coupland/)

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> [I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure I'm not fooling anyone with last night's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-ve-spent-the-better-part-of-the-work-day-being-drunk-hungover-and-i/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-carey/look-this-is-an-odd-question-but-you-re-kind-of-cute-and-you-re/)

[Drew Carey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-carey/)

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> [There is nothing contemptible about an intoxicated man - if it is nothing more than a bookful of words or a roomful…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wyndham-lewis/there-is-nothing-contemptible-about-an-intoxicated-man-if-it-is/)

[Wyndham Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wyndham-lewis/)

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> [The one thing I never want to do is act drunk or act high. You don’t do it from a mental kind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eva-mendes/the-one-thing-i-never-want-to-do-is-act-drunk-or-act-high-you-don-t/)

[Eva Mendes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eva-mendes/)

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> [Wouldn't it be terrible if you'd spent all your life doing everything you were supposed to do, didn't drink, didn't smoke, didn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/wouldn-t-it-be-terrible-if-you-d-spent-all-your-life-doing-everything/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I was in New York when Clinton was elected the first time, and everyone I knew was in a state of mad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doris-lessing/i-was-in-new-york-when-clinton-was-elected-the-first-time-and/)

[Doris Lessing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doris-lessing/)

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> [All sorts of things can keep one awake. But as you get older - this is what the stroke thing really brought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/geoff-dyer/all-sorts-of-things-can-keep-one-awake-but-as-you-get-older-this-is/)

[Geoff Dyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/geoff-dyer/)

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> [“Devon glanced at him with mild surprise. “For a man who’s seldom more than half sober, you’ve noticed a great deal.” “Have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-kleypas/devon-glanced-at-him-with-mild-surprise-for-a-man-who-s-seldom-more/)

[Lisa Kleypas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-kleypas/)

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> [“After an hour of gliding though the crowd and two glasses of tepid wine later, Penelope had reached the spiritual state of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anya-wylde/after-an-hour-of-gliding-though-the-crowd-and-two-glasses-of-tepid/)

[Anya Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anya-wylde/)

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> [“A vice is a vice, a drunk is a drunk, no matter what the booze costs. You can be a useless piece…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-hartford/a-vice-is-a-vice-a-drunk-is-a-drunk-no-matter-what-the-booze-costs/)

[Paul Hartford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-hartford/)

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> [Reality: "If we can sue the gun manufacturers for human actions, does this mean we can sue the car manufacturers for being…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-kleck/reality-if-we-can-sue-the-gun-manufacturers-for-human-actions-does/)

[Gary Kleck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-kleck/)

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> [What people unfortunately relate to when they think of Alaska oil was when the Exxon Valdez went aground because of a captain…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-murkowski/what-people-unfortunately-relate-to-when-they-think-of-alaska-oil-was/)

[Lisa Murkowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-murkowski/)

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> [Officer , I swear to drunk Im not God!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hemant-smarty/officer-i-swear-to-drunk-im-not-god/)

[Hemant Smarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hemant-smarty/)

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> [the parties are no fun until everyone gets drunk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-westerfeld/the-parties-are-no-fun-until-everyone-gets-drunk/)

[Scott Westerfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-westerfeld/)

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> [I don't get the whole getting drunk thing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-michelle-gellar/i-don-t-get-the-whole-getting-drunk-thing/)

[Sarah Michelle Gellar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-michelle-gellar/)

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> [“And drunk men take dares like they take breaths.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zadie-smith/and-drunk-men-take-dares-like-they-take-breaths/)

[Zadie Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zadie-smith/)

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> [Drunk words are sober thoughts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/drunk-words-are-sober-thoughts/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“This guy was a humorless bag of nothing but.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/this-guy-was-a-humorless-bag-of-nothing-but/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [Be drunk in love because it's only Love that exists...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zarnab/be-drunk-in-love-because-it-s-only-love-that-exists/)

[Zarnab](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zarnab/)

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> [There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-sharpe/there-s-nothing-worse-than-an-introspective-drunk/)

[Tom Sharpe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-sharpe/)

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