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title: "Famous Drunk Sayings"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [Your lips are like wine, and I want to get drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/your-lips-are-like-wine-and-i-want-to-get-drunk/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [Why dont we get drunk and screw?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-buffett/why-dont-we-get-drunk-and-screw/)

[Jimmy Buffett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-buffett/)

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> [Life is a drink and you get drunk when you're young.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-weller/life-is-a-drink-and-you-get-drunk-when-you-re-young/)

[Paul Weller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-weller/)

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> [“There ain't no devil there's just god when he's drunk”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-waits/there-ain-t-no-devil-there-s-just-god-when-he-s-drunk/)

[Tom Waits](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-waits/)

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> [“‘There’s no time for right or wrong,’ I said.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/there-s-no-time-for-right-or-wrong-i-said/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [I was five years old the first time I got drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-london/i-was-five-years-old-the-first-time-i-got-drunk/)

[Jack London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-london/)

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> [I found out water can be drunk straight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-carter/i-found-out-water-can-be-drunk-straight/)

[Billy Carter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-carter/)

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> [I'm too drunk to taste this chicken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-too-drunk-to-taste-this-chicken/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jos-bergam-n/the-man-who-gets-drunk-in-peacetime-is-a-coward-the-man-who-gets/)

[Jose Bergamin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jos-bergam-n/)

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> [Being drunk is not an excuse for anything peeps. Take responsibility for your actions.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/being-drunk-is-not-an-excuse-for-anything-peeps-take-responsibility/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/night-clubs-scare-me-they-re-dark-and-they-stink-and-they-re/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [The awkward moment when people think your drunk when in fact you're just a blast naturally](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-awkward-moment-when-people-think-your-drunk-when-in-fact-you-re/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Let's drink! When we get drunk, all is done,but when it's over,it will be the same…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gracesel-collado/let-s-drink-when-we-get-drunk-all-is-done-but-when-it-s-over-it-will/)

[Gracesel Collado](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gracesel-collado/)

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> [I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-lee-hooker/i-wanna-get-drunk-til-i-m-off-my-mind-one-bourbon-one-scotch-and-one/)

[John Lee Hooker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-lee-hooker/)

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> [“...drunk enough on earth's liquors to relish the prospect of the knife.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/iain-sinclair/drunk-enough-on-earth-s-liquors-to-relish-the-prospect-of-the-knife/)

[Iain Sinclair](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/iain-sinclair/)

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> [That which hath made them drunk hath made me bold; What hath quenched them hath given me fire.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/that-which-hath-made-them-drunk-hath-made-me-bold-what-hath-quenched/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [Getting drunk is like putting on a mask; The only reason why is to transform yourself into something you wish you were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mathias-folsted/getting-drunk-is-like-putting-on-a-mask-the-only-reason-why-is-to/)

[Mathias Folsted](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mathias-folsted/)

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> [I think the little kid next to me that got middle seat must be getting drunk from my Jack Daniels breath. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jake-owen/i-think-the-little-kid-next-to-me-that-got-middle-seat-must-be/)

[Jake Owen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jake-owen/)

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> [No one really needs to defend drinking. That's something that frustrates me as a comic: I have to play clubs where selling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/no-one-really-needs-to-defend-drinking-that-s-something-that/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

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> [Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-anthelme-brillat-savarin/those-persons-who-suffer-from-indigestion-or-who-become-drunk-are/)

[Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-anthelme-brillat-savarin/)

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> [“Between you and me, Plato was a hack. All that crap about higher forms and caves? He was drunk when he wrote…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-doucette/between-you-and-me-plato-was-a-hack-all-that-crap-about-higher-forms/)

[Gene Doucette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-doucette/)

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> [Social topics may hit too close to home for people, but then again, if you pull a heartstring, then that's what country…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenny-chesney/social-topics-may-hit-too-close-to-home-for-people-but-then-again-if/)

[Kenny Chesney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenny-chesney/)

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> [I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-dont-make-enough-money-to-go-on-vacation-so-i-m-just-going-to-get/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Women do get drunk, they do get sick and they do get food poisoning. It seems to be a bit of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-wiig/women-do-get-drunk-they-do-get-sick-and-they-do-get-food-poisoning-it/)

[Kristen Wiig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-wiig/)

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> [Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shannen-doherty/your-life-changes-everything-has-to-be-done-perfectly-and-i-didn-t/)

[Shannen Doherty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shannen-doherty/)

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> [I sit here drunk now. I am a series of small victories and large defeats and I am as amazed as any…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/i-sit-here-drunk-now-i-am-a-series-of-small-victories-and-large/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [“One sip of this wine and you will go mad with drunkenness. You will drop your masks and tear your clothes —…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kamand-kojouri/one-sip-of-this-wine-and-you-will-go-mad-with-drunkenness-you-will/)

[Kamand Kojouri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kamand-kojouri/)

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> [At 3 o'clock in the morning on tour when you're sober is a lot less fun than 3 a.m. when you're drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moby/at-3-o-clock-in-the-morning-on-tour-when-you-re-sober-is-a-lot-less/)

[Moby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moby/)

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> [Painting expresses the depth and insight, the spiritual quality of the artist. If art is about life, then, while the depth to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/millard-sheets/painting-expresses-the-depth-and-insight-the-spiritual-quality-of-the/)

[Millard Sheets](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/millard-sheets/)

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> [What kind of person would run for president of the United States in today's political climate? It would have to be somebody…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-lowe/what-kind-of-person-would-run-for-president-of-the-united-states-in/)

[Rob Lowe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-lowe/)

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> [When you're an addict, you can go without feeling anything except drunk or stoned or hungry. Still, when you compare this to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/when-you-re-an-addict-you-can-go-without-feeling-anything-except/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [Like one who has eaten and drunk too much and vomits painfully and then feels better, so did the restless man wish…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hermann-hesse/like-one-who-has-eaten-and-drunk-too-much-and-vomits-painfully-and/)

[Hermann Hesse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hermann-hesse/)

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> [Don't drink to get drunk. Drink to enjoy life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-kerouac/don-t-drink-to-get-drunk-drink-to-enjoy-life/)

[Jack Kerouac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-kerouac/)

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> [If you get drunk, don't worry...I'll let my sex drive.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-you-get-drunk-don-t-worry-i-ll-let-my-sex-drive/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I use to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hmm/i-use-to-be-love-drunk-but-now-i-m-hungover/)

[Hmm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hmm/)

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> [Drunk people always want a hug.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/drunk-people-always-want-a-hug/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Drunk people shouldn't call or text.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/drunk-people-shouldn-t-call-or-text/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Ofcourse I'm going to drive, I'm to drunk to walk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kiara-leigh/ofcourse-i-m-going-to-drive-i-m-to-drunk-to-walk/)

[Kiara Leigh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kiara-leigh/)

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> [Without you to hold i'll be freezing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-sheeran/without-you-to-hold-i-ll-be-freezing/)

[Ed Sheeran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ed-sheeran/)

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> [The Drunken Master, Drunk again](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/levita-charin/the-drunken-master-drunk-again/)

[Levita Charin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/levita-charin/)

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