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title: "Famous Drunk Quotes"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [“The only thing I break when I'm drunk is records!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-choate/the-only-thing-i-break-when-i-m-drunk-is-records/)

[David Choate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-choate/)

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> [I know you'll never love me like you used to.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-sheeran/i-know-you-ll-never-love-me-like-you-used-to/)

[Ed Sheeran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ed-sheeran/)

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> [You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/you-can-t-be-a-real-country-unless-you-have-a-beer/)

[Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/)

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> [Even if your drunk you still know what you were doing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marianepublico/even-if-your-drunk-you-still-know-what-you-were-doing/)

[Marianepublico](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marianepublico/)

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> [I'm not so think as you drunk I am !](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-not-so-think-as-you-drunk-i-am/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“If you want to be drunk, become drunk with an idea.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abhijit-naskar/if-you-want-to-be-drunk-become-drunk-with-an-idea/)

[Abhijit Naskar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abhijit-naskar/)

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> [You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-know-you-re-drunk-when-you-fall-off-the-floor/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I'm done peeing now." "Thank you for letting me know.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-park/i-m-done-peeing-now-thank-you-for-letting-me-know/)

[Jessica Park](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-park/)

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> [“I didn't want to be DRUNK. IN. PUBLIC. I wanted to be drunk in a BAR. I was THROWN. into. public.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/i-didn-t-want-to-be-drunk-in-public-i-wanted-to-be-drunk-in-a-bar-i/)

[Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/)

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> [Do not get drunk with wine, which will only ruin you; instead, be filled with the Spirit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-in-the-bible/do-not-get-drunk-with-wine-which-will-only-ruin-you-instead-be-filled/)

[Paul In The Bible](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-in-the-bible/)

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> [School is cock blocking me from getting drunk right now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/school-is-cock-blocking-me-from-getting-drunk-right-now/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/if-you-re-not-drunk-and-half-naked-by-this-point-you-re-not-paying/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [At four o'clock in the morning, when everyone is drunk enough, then extraordinary things can happen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-a-baldwin/at-four-o-clock-in-the-morning-when-everyone-is-drunk-enough-then/)

[James A. Baldwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-a-baldwin/)

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> [God damn, I'm rich as fuck. Drunk as hell. Throwing money, pick it up. Life is good, live it up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wiz-khalifa/god-damn-i-m-rich-as-fuck-drunk-as-hell-throwing-money-pick-it-up/)

[Wiz Khalifa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wiz-khalifa/)

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> [“Any connoisseur knows you've got to be drunk to really enjoy a good romance.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/osamu-dazai/any-connoisseur-knows-you-ve-got-to-be-drunk-to-really-enjoy-a-good/)

[Osamu Dazai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/osamu-dazai/)

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> [“Just because life gave her sour grapes didn't mean she had to stomp them into wine and get drunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-wright/just-because-life-gave-her-sour-grapes-didn-t-mean-she-had-to-stomp/)

[Melissa Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-wright/)

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> [“Motherhood doesn’t suit me, she once confessed to Budur, drunk. I don’t have the stomach for not knowing what comes next.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hala-alyan/motherhood-doesn-t-suit-me-she-once-confessed-to-budur-drunk-i-don-t/)

[Hala Alyan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hala-alyan/)

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> [I don't want to look out and perform in front of people who are drunk. I did that when I was playing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-murray/i-don-t-want-to-look-out-and-perform-in-front-of-people-who-are-drunk/)

[Anne Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-murray/)

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> [The typical computer network isn't like a house with windows, doors, and locks. It's more like a gauze tent encircled by a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-david-steele/the-typical-computer-network-isn-t-like-a-house-with-windows-doors/)

[Robert David Steele](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-david-steele/)

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> [I know what I think but I don't know how to put it into words. Maybe I could get a little bit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-know-what-i-think-but-i-don-t-know-how-to-put-it-into-words-maybe-i/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

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> [As long as we are children, we have the ability to experience things around us--but then we grow used to the world.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jostein-gaarder/as-long-as-we-are-children-we-have-the-ability-to-experience-things/)

[Jostein Gaarder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jostein-gaarder/)

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> [and I get refill number three or four and the wine is making my bones loose and it's giving my hair a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aimee-bender/and-i-get-refill-number-three-or-four-and-the-wine-is-making-my-bones/)

[Aimee Bender](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aimee-bender/)

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> [Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophia-bush/me-i-d-prefer-to-have-a-good-reputation-rather-than-getting-press-for/)

[Sophia Bush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophia-bush/)

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> [“The guinea pig took another sip of his beer and rolled his eyes in exasperation - was this never going to end?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-lee-allen/the-guinea-pig-took-another-sip-of-his-beer-and-rolled-his-eyes-in/)

[Stewart Lee Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-lee-allen/)

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> [Bill Clinton sitting on Air Force One getting his hair cut while people around the country cooled their heels and waited for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dee-dee-myers/bill-clinton-sitting-on-air-force-one-getting-his-hair-cut-while/)

[Dee Dee Myers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dee-dee-myers/)

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> [It's been a day and all I did was prey... It's been a week and I couldn't sleep... It's been a month…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jacob-thompson/it-s-been-a-day-and-all-i-did-was-prey-it-s-been-a-week-and-i-couldn/)

[Jacob Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jacob-thompson/)

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> [To use the image of Che Guevara to sell vodka is a slur on his name and memory. He never drank himself,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alberto-korda/to-use-the-image-of-che-guevara-to-sell-vodka-is-a-slur-on-his-name/)

[Alberto Korda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alberto-korda/)

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> [If a man can only write well when drunk, I'll tell him: get drunk. And if he tells me that his liver…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fernando-pessoa/if-a-man-can-only-write-well-when-drunk-i-ll-tell-him-get-drunk-and/)

[Fernando Pessoa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fernando-pessoa/)

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> [“Wow, she doesn't have any bones. Like, at all. Where the f\*ck are her bones? Am I still drunk? Did I sleep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/wow-she-doesn-t-have-any-bones-like-at-all-where-the-f-ck-are-her/)

[Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/)

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> [“Don't drive a car in the dream, else you won't drive it on earth. Don't wish to become, else you won't become.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-bassey-johnson/don-t-drive-a-car-in-the-dream-else-you-won-t-drive-it-on-earth-don-t/)

[Michael Bassey Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-bassey-johnson/)

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> [Getting drunk . . . you're in complete control up to a point. It's your choice, every time you take a sip.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-morrison/getting-drunk-you-re-in-complete-control-up-to-a-point-it-s-your/)

[Jim Morrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-morrison/)

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> [Of all my prosecutorsnot one is my peer, but each and all are my political sovereigns; and had your honor submitted my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-b-anthony/of-all-my-prosecutorsnot-one-is-my-peer-but-each-and-all-are-my/)

[Susan B. Anthony](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-b-anthony/)

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> [I like best the wine drunk at the cost of others.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diogenes/i-like-best-the-wine-drunk-at-the-cost-of-others/)

[Diogenes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diogenes/)

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> [If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/if-carrots-got-you-drunk-rabbits-would-be-messed-up/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

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> [It's the wise man who stays home when he's drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/euripides/it-s-the-wise-man-who-stays-home-when-he-s-drunk/)

[Euripides](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/euripides/)

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> [Get drunk then dance like no one's watching!!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/allie/get-drunk-then-dance-like-no-one-s-watching/)

[Allie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/allie/)

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> [Hey I'm alittle drunk on you, & high on summertime.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lukebryan/hey-i-m-alittle-drunk-on-you-high-on-summertime/)

[LukeBryan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lukebryan/)

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> [I dont drink to get drunk. Thats just not cute.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taylor-swift/i-dont-drink-to-get-drunk-thats-just-not-cute/)

[Taylor Swift](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taylor-swift/)

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> [I don’t drink to get drunk. That’s just not cute.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taylor-swift/i-don-t-drink-to-get-drunk-that-s-just-not-cute/)

[Taylor Swift](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taylor-swift/)

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> [Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/f-scott-fitzgerald/here-s-to-alcohol-the-rose-colored-glasses-of-life/)

[F. Scott Fitzgerald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/f-scott-fitzgerald/)

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