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title: "Best Drunk Qoutes"
description: "Browse 2,282 Drunk quotes by 1,498 authors. Discover the best Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [Let's get drunk tonight, baby we don't have to fuck.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brokencyde/let-s-get-drunk-tonight-baby-we-don-t-have-to-fuck/)

[Brokencyde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brokencyde/)

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> [“If ye can stand up, you're not drunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-gabaldon/if-ye-can-stand-up-you-re-not-drunk/)

[Diana Gabaldon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-gabaldon/)

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> [I like to get drunk, I'm a power drinker.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-ashley/i-like-to-get-drunk-i-m-a-power-drinker/)

[Mike Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-ashley/)

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> [Time is never wasted when youre wasted all the time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/time-is-never-wasted-when-youre-wasted-all-the-time/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Wake up drunk go to sleep fucked up](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wiz-khalifa/wake-up-drunk-go-to-sleep-fucked-up/)

[Wiz Khalifa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wiz-khalifa/)

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> [“Everything moved rapidly after the tea was drunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garth-nix/everything-moved-rapidly-after-the-tea-was-drunk/)

[Garth Nix](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garth-nix/)

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> [Do not spit into the well, you'll get drunk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/do-not-spit-into-the-well-you-ll-get-drunk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I work all day, and get half-drunk at night,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-larkin/i-work-all-day-and-get-half-drunk-at-night/)

[Philip Larkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-larkin/)

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> [“I could get drunk just smelling you,' he whispered in her ear. 'You always smell like home.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liza-klaussman/i-could-get-drunk-just-smelling-you-he-whispered-in-her-ear-you/)

[Liza Klaussman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liza-klaussman/)

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> [“Did you ever think it won’t be the undead who kill us, but ordinary people?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/did-you-ever-think-it-won-t-be-the-undead-who-kill-us-but-ordinary/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-jones/i-lay-my-head-on-the-wheel-and-the-horn-begins-honking-the-whole/)

[George Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-jones/)

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> [I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-best/i-never-went-out-in-the-morning-with-the-intention-of-getting-drunk/)

[George Best](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-best/)

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> [I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noel-gallagher/i-m-going-to-get-drunk-and-insult-as-many-musicians-from-the-80-s-as/)

[Noel Gallagher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noel-gallagher/)

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> [That young man seeks opportunities to test his principles as readily as a drunk picks fights in a bar.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-harris/that-young-man-seeks-opportunities-to-test-his-principles-as-readily/)

[Robert Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-harris/)

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> [I was that drunk bro you saw my dog & yelled TEAM JACOB!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-was-that-drunk-bro-you-saw-my-dog-yelled-team-jacob/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [To get a traveling salesman drunk is the height of impossibility.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/honor-de-balzac/to-get-a-traveling-salesman-drunk-is-the-height-of-impossibility/)

[Honore de Balzac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/honor-de-balzac/)

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> [“All in all, I was a sad man. When I was not fighting, I was drunk. My life was writ in red,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/all-in-all-i-was-a-sad-man-when-i-was-not-fighting-i-was-drunk-my/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad," replied Syme with perfect calm; "but I trust I can behave like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/well-if-i-am-not-drunk-i-am-mad-replied-syme-with-perfect-calm-but-i/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Petition me no petitions, sir, to-day; Let other hours be set apart for business. To-day it is our pleasure to be drunk;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-fielding/petition-me-no-petitions-sir-to-day-let-other-hours-be-set-apart-for/)

[Henry Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-fielding/)

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> [If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-m-schenck/if-four-or-five-guys-tell-you-that-you-re-drunk-even-though-you-know/)

[Joseph M. Schenck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-m-schenck/)

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> [I've been in clubs. I don't like being in an enclosed place with really loud music, and a lot of drunk people.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joaquin-phoenix/i-ve-been-in-clubs-i-don-t-like-being-in-an-enclosed-place-with/)

[Joaquin Phoenix](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joaquin-phoenix/)

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> [“Buddy eyed me closely. His eyes were filigreed with red. I watched as he went through one of those instantaneous mood swings…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/g-m-ford/buddy-eyed-me-closely-his-eyes-were-filigreed-with-red-i-watched-as/)

[G.M. Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/g-m-ford/)

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> [“You came to a party, got drunk and got laid. Same as me. The minute you gave me more of you, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/you-came-to-a-party-got-drunk-and-got-laid-same-as-me-the-minute-you/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

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> [“I don't give a damn what you do with your money. Just sign here that you received it and you can get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stieg-larsson/i-don-t-give-a-damn-what-you-do-with-your-money-just-sign-here-that/)

[Stieg Larsson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stieg-larsson/)

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> [I love Dylan. I only met him once, about three years ago, back at the Kettle of Fish on MacDougal Street. That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimi-hendrix/i-love-dylan-i-only-met-him-once-about-three-years-ago-back-at-the/)

[Jimi Hendrix](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimi-hendrix/)

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> [“Tam would gut me if he caught you drinking that.” “Always looking after your best interests,” I said, and pointedly chugged the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-j-maas/tam-would-gut-me-if-he-caught-you-drinking-that-always-looking-after/)

[Sarah J. Maas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-j-maas/)

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> [I thought how you can never tell just by looking at them what they were thinking or what was happening In their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-almond/i-thought-how-you-can-never-tell-just-by-looking-at-them-what-they/)

[David Almond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-almond/)

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> [When you're not 21, it's great to drink because you're not allowed to. You're a rebel: you gotta get a fake I.D.,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-fitzsimmons/when-you-re-not-21-it-s-great-to-drink-because-you-re-not-allowed-to/)

[Greg Fitzsimmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-fitzsimmons/)

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> [I can do this, I tell myself firmly. I can be attracted to him. It's just a matter of self control and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-kinsella/i-can-do-this-i-tell-myself-firmly-i-can-be-attracted-to-him-it-s/)

[Sophie Kinsella](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-kinsella/)

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> [I look for people that are emitting a nice energy about them. Like, they're dancing to the house music or they have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-toth/i-look-for-people-that-are-emitting-a-nice-energy-about-them-like/)

[Alex Toth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-toth/)

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> [B!tch come homes so late sing, Husband:-Where the Hell have you been?!?! Girl:- I have been Drinking... Husband:- But you never Drink…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/junior-d-r-l-testament/b-tch-come-homes-so-late-sing-husband-where-the-hell-have-you-been/)

[Junior Dè Rèál Testament](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/junior-d-r-l-testament/)

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> [Tequila is my drink. It is my favorite alcohol, my favorite liquor because, you know, it's a stimulant and not a depressant.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-colter/tequila-is-my-drink-it-is-my-favorite-alcohol-my-favorite-liquor/)

[Mike Colter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-colter/)

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> [I hate being around a bunch of drunk ass adults.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-hate-being-around-a-bunch-of-drunk-ass-adults/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Now that I'm drunk, the whole world seems different.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raghav-singh/now-that-i-m-drunk-the-whole-world-seems-different/)

[Raghav Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raghav-singh/)

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> [No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-jefferson/no-nation-was-ever-drunk-when-wine-was-cheap/)

[Thomas Jefferson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-jefferson/)

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> [“He was seething, drunk on his own magnificence”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lara-adrian/he-was-seething-drunk-on-his-own-magnificence/)

[Lara Adrian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lara-adrian/)

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> [“Drunk puzzle night had been a little too much fun.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tracy-brogan/drunk-puzzle-night-had-been-a-little-too-much-fun/)

[Tracy Brogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tracy-brogan/)

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> [“I am alive, and drunk on sunlight.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/i-am-alive-and-drunk-on-sunlight/)

[George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/)

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> [I'm a little drunk on you, and high on summertime.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/luke-bryan/i-m-a-little-drunk-on-you-and-high-on-summertime/)

[Luke Bryan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/luke-bryan/)

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> [Never argue with a drunk or a fool.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aaron-sorkin/never-argue-with-a-drunk-or-a-fool/)

[Aaron Sorkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aaron-sorkin/)

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                        "text": "I can do this, I tell myself firmly. I can be attracted to him. It's just a matter of self control and possibly also getting very drunk. So I lift my glass and take several huge gulps. I can feel the bubbles surging into my head, singing happily \"I'm going to be a millionaire's wife! I'm going to be a millionaire's wife!\" And when I look back at Tarquin, he already looks a bit more attractive. Alcohol is obviously going to be the key to our marital status.",
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                        "text": "B!tch come homes so late sing, Husband:-Where the Hell have you been?!?! Girl:- I have been Drinking... Husband:- But you never Drink alcohol since when have you been started Drinking?!? Girl:- The day I First saw you and you talked to me really your seduce made me DRUNK in LOVE till today!!!!",
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