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title: "2,282 Drunk Quotes by 1,498 authors"
description: "Quotes about Drunk show accidents, relationships, and reflective thoughts."
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> [Vodka is kind of a hobby.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/vodka-is-kind-of-a-hobby/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

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> [I'm a mischievous drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noel-fielding/i-m-a-mischievous-drunk/)

[Noel Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noel-fielding/)

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> [“random drunk guy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/random-drunk-guy/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [Drunk in love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/drunk-in-love/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Is drunk dancing a type?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikki-ferrell/is-drunk-dancing-a-type/)

[Nikki Ferrell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikki-ferrell/)

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> [“Dude, don’t die out here.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/dude-don-t-die-out-here/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [“Drunk on life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-m-cameron/drunk-on-life/)

[Chelsea M. Cameron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-m-cameron/)

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> [“Drive. He’s already dead.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/drive-he-s-already-dead/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [“I felt a lunatic’s laugh welling up inside me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/i-felt-a-lunatic-s-laugh-welling-up-inside-me/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [High off my love, drunk from my hate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/high-off-my-love-drunk-from-my-hate/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

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> [It would be pleasant to be drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-sexton/it-would-be-pleasant-to-be-drunk/)

[Anne Sexton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-sexton/)

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> [If I'm drunk enough to dance, take me to the hospital.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-i-m-drunk-enough-to-dance-take-me-to-the-hospital/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [I hate being drunk when other people are not.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-hate-being-drunk-when-other-people-are-not/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Auto correct just cries in the corner when I'm drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conor-maynard/auto-correct-just-cries-in-the-corner-when-i-m-drunk/)

[Conor Maynard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conor-maynard/)

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> [Drunk people and expensive clothes do not mix.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/drunk-people-and-expensive-clothes-do-not-mix/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [A drunk mouth speaks a sober mind](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tyrone-burks/a-drunk-mouth-speaks-a-sober-mind/)

[Tyrone Burks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tyrone-burks/)

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> [God may do something silly at any time, because, like any lover, God does not reason. God is drunk with love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernesto-cardenal/god-may-do-something-silly-at-any-time-because-like-any-lover-god/)

[Ernesto Cardenal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernesto-cardenal/)

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> [I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-zevon/i-wrote-my-songs-despite-the-fact-that-i-was-a-drunk-not-because-of-it/)

[Warren Zevon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/warren-zevon/)

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> [If alcoholism is considered a disease. Then shouldn't you be able to call off work drunk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/if-alcoholism-is-considered-a-disease-then-shouldn-t-you-be-able-to/)

[Myself](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/myself/)

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> [“When I lifted up the skin, a fat kidney worm dripping with gore raised its bald, blind head and glared at me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-ramirez/when-i-lifted-up-the-skin-a-fat-kidney-worm-dripping-with-gore-raised/)

[Steven Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-ramirez/)

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> [Anyone who is elected mayor of a place called "Sin City" is allowed to be a drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/anyone-who-is-elected-mayor-of-a-place-called-sin-city-is-allowed-to/)

[Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/)

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> [Whoever thinks he is objective must already be half drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lu-xun/whoever-thinks-he-is-objective-must-already-be-half-drunk/)

[Lu Xun](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lu-xun/)

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> [So what we get drunk so what we smoke weed. That's how it's suppose to be, living young wild and free!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wiz-khalifa/so-what-we-get-drunk-so-what-we-smoke-weed-that-s-how-it-s-suppose-to/)

[Wiz Khalifa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wiz-khalifa/)

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> [More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-j-jacobs-2/more-people-die-on-a-per-mile-basis-from-drunk-walking-than-from/)

[A. J. Jacobs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-j-jacobs-2/)

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> [I think the more you party and the more you get drunk, the more your soul starts to evaporate, and eventually, you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noel-fielding/i-think-the-more-you-party-and-the-more-you-get-drunk-the-more-your/)

[Noel Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noel-fielding/)

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> [After all, it was never Darnay he quoted, only Sydney, drunk and wrecked and dissipated. Sydney, who died for love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/after-all-it-was-never-darnay-he-quoted-only-sydney-drunk-and-wrecked/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [“drunk staggers out of a bar and sees a nun standing at a bus stop. He walks up to her and punches…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/drunk-staggers-out-of-a-bar-and-sees-a-nun-standing-at-a-bus-stop-he/)

[Various](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/various/)

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> [The big elephant sitting in the corner is that George W. Bush is simply unqualified for the job. What's his accomplishment? That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-reagan/the-big-elephant-sitting-in-the-corner-is-that-george-w-bush-is/)

[Ron Reagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-reagan/)

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> [I hate bands that hang around, like, 10 years too long - they're like the drunk at a party you can't get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/al-jourgensen/i-hate-bands-that-hang-around-like-10-years-too-long-they-re-like-the/)

[Al Jourgensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/al-jourgensen/)

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> [Neon shines through smokey eyes tonight, It's 2 AM, I'm drunk again, It's heavy on my mind...Excused me please, one more drink,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-matthews-band/neon-shines-through-smokey-eyes-tonight-it-s-2-am-i-m-drunk-again-it/)

[Dave Matthews Band](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-matthews-band/)

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> [A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lyndon-b-johnson/a-man-can-take-a-little-bourbon-without-getting-drunk-but-if-you-hold/)

[Lyndon B. Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lyndon-b-johnson/)

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> [Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/pot-is-a-better-drug-than-alcohol-i-ll-prove-it-to-you-you-re-at-a/)

[Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/)

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> [“I was sprawled out in my usual position on the couch, half asleep but entirely drunk, torturing myself by tearing memories out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-tropper/i-was-sprawled-out-in-my-usual-position-on-the-couch-half-asleep-but/)

[Jonathan Tropper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-tropper/)

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> [Heckles always vary. I mean, some people are just drunk, and it's nonsense, or, you know, some people just want to just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hari-kondabolu/heckles-always-vary-i-mean-some-people-are-just-drunk-and-it-s/)

[Hari Kondabolu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hari-kondabolu/)

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> [It's always the mother's fault, ain't it?" she said softly, collecting her coat. "That boy turn out bad cause his mama a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lionel-shriver/it-s-always-the-mother-s-fault-ain-t-it-she-said-softly-collecting/)

[Lionel Shriver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lionel-shriver/)

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> [I had gone to no such place but to the smoke of cafes and nights when the room whirled and you needed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/i-had-gone-to-no-such-place-but-to-the-smoke-of-cafes-and-nights-when/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [“I’ve never kissed a girl for the first time without being drunk, y’know?” he said. “What? You’re not about to, either.” I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/callie-hart/i-ve-never-kissed-a-girl-for-the-first-time-without-being-drunk-y/)

[Callie Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/callie-hart/)

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> [“i am drunk from all the honey. i have been drinking. for days straight. every night i eat water until i fall…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nayyirah-waheed/i-am-drunk-from-all-the-honey-i-have-been-drinking-for-days-straight/)

[Nayyirah Waheed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nayyirah-waheed/)

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> [The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks- they spend a lot of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shane-macgowan/the-most-important-thing-to-remember-about-drunks-is-that-drunks-are/)

[Shane MacGowan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shane-macgowan/)

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> [“You're drunk." "That's right I am. I'm fifty-three and I'm as wild as a Welshman with a leek up his arse. Fifty-three.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanette-winterson/you-re-drunk-that-s-right-i-am-i-m-fifty-three-and-i-m-as-wild-as-a/)

[Jeanette Winterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanette-winterson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/067/jeanette-winterson-166_drunk_you-re-drunk-that-s-right-i-am-i-m-fifty_1334903.png)

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