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title: "4 Drunk Maybe Quotes by 4 authors"
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> [And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-handy/and-after-you-re-real-drunk-maybe-go-down-to-the-public-park-and/)

[Jack Handy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-handy/)

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> [“of always being in control? No, not exactly that, she decided. What she had told Kristen was true. She had certainly never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rosalind-james/of-always-being-in-control-no-not-exactly-that-she-decided-what-she/)

[Rosalind James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rosalind-james/)

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> [I've probably been drunk, maybe, four times in my entire life. Honestly. I guess I'm a bit of a lightweight. I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mandy-moore/i-ve-probably-been-drunk-maybe-four-times-in-my-entire-life-honestly/)

[Mandy Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mandy-moore/)

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> [I've been drunk maybe five times in my life. I don't like to lose control very much.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pedro-winter/i-ve-been-drunk-maybe-five-times-in-my-life-i-don-t-like-to-lose/)

[Pedro Winter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pedro-winter/)

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