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> [“A vice is a vice, a drunk is a drunk, no matter what the booze costs. You can be a useless piece of shit drinking high-end Scotch whiskey just as easily as you can drinking swill at a neighborhood dive.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-hartford/a-vice-is-a-vice-a-drunk-is-a-drunk-no-matter-what-the-booze-costs/)

[Paul Hartford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-hartford/)

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## More by Paul Hartford

> [“Sometimes you start focusing on the strings rather than the marionettes, and suddenly the entire illusion is lost for you”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-hartford/sometimes-you-start-focusing-on-the-strings-rather-than-the/)

[Paul Hartford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-hartford/)

> [“Rossese di Dolceacqua,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-hartford/rossese-di-dolceacqua/)

[Paul Hartford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-hartford/)

> [“During this period, I served many celebrities, including Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn, Gary Oldman, Leonardo DiCaprio, Juliette Lewis, Rob Lowe, Colin Farrell, Tom Selleck,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-hartford/during-this-period-i-served-many-celebrities-including-jennifer/)

[Paul Hartford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-hartford/)

> [“A vice is a vice, a drunk is a drunk, no matter what the booze costs. You can be a useless piece of shit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-hartford/a-vice-is-a-vice-a-drunk-is-a-drunk-no-matter-what-the-booze-costs/)

[Paul Hartford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-hartford/)

> [“Lola was a tall blonde with no particular body features that worked in her favor.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-hartford/lola-was-a-tall-blonde-with-no-particular-body-features-that-worked/)

[Paul Hartford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-hartford/)

> [“It was entertaining to watch the dance play out in silence, through the glass, like an old silent movie. I’m sure many of those…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-hartford/it-was-entertaining-to-watch-the-dance-play-out-in-silence-through/)

[Paul Hartford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-hartford/)

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