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title: "20 Drunk Drunk Quotes by 18 authors"
description: "Browse 20 Drunk Drunk quotes by 18 authors. Discover the best Drunk Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [A man will part with anything so long as he's drunk, and you're drunk with him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-h-lawrence/a-man-will-part-with-anything-so-long-as-he-s-drunk-and-you-re-drunk/)

[D. H. Lawrence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-h-lawrence/)

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> [“If you want to be drunk, become drunk with an idea.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abhijit-naskar/if-you-want-to-be-drunk-become-drunk-with-an-idea/)

[Abhijit Naskar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abhijit-naskar/)

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> [I'm brighter when I'm not drunk; when I'm drunk, I lose part of my IQ.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gaspar-noe/i-m-brighter-when-i-m-not-drunk-when-i-m-drunk-i-lose-part-of-my-iq/)

[Gaspar Noe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gaspar-noe/)

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> [I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/i-was-a-little-drunk-not-drunk-in-any-positive-sense-but-just-enough/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/audrey-hepburn/promise-me-one-thing-don-t-take-me-home-until-i-m-drunk-very-drunk/)

[Audrey Hepburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/audrey-hepburn/)

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> [Get drunk! get drunk! Act a fool up in the club.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brokencyde/get-drunk-get-drunk-act-a-fool-up-in-the-club/)

[Brokencyde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brokencyde/)

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> [Always be drunk ... Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-baudelaire/always-be-drunk-get-drunk-militantly-just-get-drunk/)

[Charles Baudelaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-baudelaire/)

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> [Never Forget what someone says to you when they are drunk. Because Drunk words are Sober Thoughts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wiz-khalifa/never-forget-what-someone-says-to-you-when-they-are-drunk-because/)

[Wiz Khalifa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wiz-khalifa/)

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> [The only difference between those who are drunk and those who are not is that, Drunk people talk openly and Others just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nishan-panwar/the-only-difference-between-those-who-are-drunk-and-those-who-are-not/)

[Nishan Panwar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nishan-panwar/)

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> [It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-baudelaire/it-is-time-to-get-drunk-so-as-not-to-be-the-martyred-slaves-of-time/)

[Charles Baudelaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-baudelaire/)

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> [the only way to tolerate the thought of her mother sleeping with that man was to get drunk-very drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cecily-von-ziegesar/the-only-way-to-tolerate-the-thought-of-her-mother-sleeping-with-that/)

[Cecily von Ziegesar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cecily-von-ziegesar/)

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> [Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/don-t-ever-forget-what-someone-says-to-you-while-they-re-drunk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I was drunk but not drunk enough to say what I wanted, that we don't live our lives so much as come…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-byer/i-was-drunk-but-not-drunk-enough-to-say-what-i-wanted-that-we-don-t/)

[Michael Byer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-byer/)

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> [Scott: Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Nora: Are you trying to appeal to my conscience? Scott: How can you turn down…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/becca-fitzpatrick/scott-friends-don-t-let-friends-drive-drunk-nora-are-you-trying-to/)

[Becca Fitzpatrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/becca-fitzpatrick/)

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> [Anthony raised his red plastic cup to me and shouted something, but it was too hard to hear over the music. “What?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/becca-fitzpatrick/anthony-raised-his-red-plastic-cup-to-me-and-shouted-something-but-it/)

[Becca Fitzpatrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/becca-fitzpatrick/)

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> [“A vice is a vice, a drunk is a drunk, no matter what the booze costs. You can be a useless piece…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-hartford/a-vice-is-a-vice-a-drunk-is-a-drunk-no-matter-what-the-booze-costs/)

[Paul Hartford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-hartford/)

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> [You're drunk, and I'm drunk, and I'm just exactly drunk enough to tell you anything you want to know. That's the kind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dashiell-hammett/you-re-drunk-and-i-m-drunk-and-i-m-just-exactly-drunk-enough-to-tell/)

[Dashiell Hammett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dashiell-hammett/)

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> [“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-hale/if-you-ever-have-children-tell-them-they-must-always-be-drunk-drunk/)

[Benjamin Hale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-hale/)

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> [“The man is a drunk with a drunk’s bloated self-image – Abyss knows, drunks think themselves clever, and measure the prowess of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-erikson/the-man-is-a-drunk-with-a-drunk-s-bloated-self-image-abyss-knows/)

[Steven Erikson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-erikson/)

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> [I thought you were a drunk." "A drunk?" "Bloodshot eyes, dirty clothes, getting home in the wee hours of the morning, making…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-howard/i-thought-you-were-a-drunk-a-drunk-bloodshot-eyes-dirty-clothes/)

[Linda Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-howard/)

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