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> [“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it doesn’t matter. This world is too goddamn painful to waste a second of your existence sober.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-hale/if-you-ever-have-children-tell-them-they-must-always-be-drunk-drunk/)

[Benjamin Hale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-hale/)

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## More by Benjamin Hale

> [“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it doesn’t matter.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-hale/if-you-ever-have-children-tell-them-they-must-always-be-drunk-drunk/)

[Benjamin Hale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-hale/)

> [“In paradise there is nothing to say. Eden was sacrificed not for the pleasure of a fruit, but for the pleasure of the word.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-hale/in-paradise-there-is-nothing-to-say-eden-was-sacrificed-not-for-the/)

[Benjamin Hale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-hale/)

> [“It is a notably obscene crime of our language that educate is not an intransitive verb.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-hale/it-is-a-notably-obscene-crime-of-our-language-that-educate-is-not-an/)

[Benjamin Hale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-hale/)

> [“...we, and I mean humans, are meaning makers. We do not discover the meanings of mysterious things, we invent them. We make meanings because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-hale/we-and-i-mean-humans-are-meaning-makers-we-do-not-discover-the/)

[Benjamin Hale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-hale/)

> [“Some cities are like joyful little children, they live for their summers, and other cities have personalities more like curmudgeonly old men who live…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-hale/some-cities-are-like-joyful-little-children-they-live-for-their/)

[Benjamin Hale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-hale/)

> [“(And also like Satan, I'm a beautiful loser.)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-hale/and-also-like-satan-i-m-a-beautiful-loser/)

[Benjamin Hale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-hale/)

> [“It seems to me there are two things humans like to pretend simply do not happen--two things, two inescapable actions in life, one of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-hale/it-seems-to-me-there-are-two-things-humans-like-to-pretend-simply-do/)

[Benjamin Hale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-hale/)

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