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title: "8 Driving Bus Quotes by 6 authors"
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> [Directing your first film is like showing up to the field trip in seventh grade, getting on the bus, and making an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/directing-your-first-film-is-like-showing-up-to-the-field-trip-in/)

[Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e7/mike-birbiglia-1343_announcement_directing-your-first-film-is-like-showin_162749.png)

> [Im not saying I hate you. Im just saying if you got his by a bus, I would be driving that bus.:)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/im-not-saying-i-hate-you-im-just-saying-if-you-got-his-by-a-bus-i/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c8/anonymous-1_driving_im-not-saying-i-hate-you-im-just-saying_244250.jpg)

> [I know one thing. If a NASCAR driver ever got on the court with me, they wouldn't be able to keep up.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenny-smith/i-know-one-thing-if-a-nascar-driver-ever-got-on-the-court-with-me/)

[Kenny Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenny-smith/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/927/kenny-smith-2406_able_i-know-one-thing-if-a-nascar-driver-ever_1563768.png)

> [“As an analogy, imagine you’re driving a bus, while all the passengers (thoughts) are noisily chattering, being critical, or shouting out directions.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-lewis/as-an-analogy-imagine-you-re-driving-a-bus-while-all-the-passengers/)

[Matt Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-lewis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8bd/matt-lewis-26480_focus_as-an-analogy-imagine-you-re-driving-a-b_1787480.jpg)

> [I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying... If you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe/i-m-not-saying-i-hate-you-i-m-just-saying-if-you-got-hit-by-a-bus-i/)

[Chloe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a0/chloe-18043_hate_i-m-not-saying-i-hate-you-i-m-just-sayin_2013913.jpg)

> [We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/we-are-all-going-to-hell-and-i-am-driving-the-bus/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84f/anonymous-1_bitchy_we-are-all-going-to-hell-and-i-am-drivin_2018060.jpg)

> [I'm not saying I hate u..i'm saying that if u ever get hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-not-saying-i-hate-u-i-m-saying-that-if-u-ever-get-hit-by-a-bus-i/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/99e/anonymous-1_driving_i-m-not-saying-i-hate-u-i-m-saying-that_2335242.jpg)

> [I am not saying that I hate you, I am just saying that if you were hit by a bus I would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shubham-joshi/i-am-not-saying-that-i-hate-you-i-am-just-saying-that-if-you-were-hit/)

[Shubham Joshi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shubham-joshi/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3fe/shubham-joshi-3820_driving_i-am-not-saying-that-i-hate-you-i-am-jus_2848781.jpg)

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