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title: "Best Drinking Proverbs"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ethel-mumford/absinthe-makes-the-heart-grow-fonder/)

[Ethel Mumford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ethel-mumford/)

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> [“The drink you like the best should be the drink you drink the most.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jb-burgess/the-drink-you-like-the-best-should-be-the-drink-you-drink-the-most/)

JB Burgess

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> [A drunkard is a dead man And all dead men are drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-butler-yeats/a-drunkard-is-a-dead-man-and-all-dead-men-are-drunk/)

[William Butler Yeats](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-butler-yeats/)

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> [Mardi Gras, the drinking, the partying - that scared me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/archie-manning/mardi-gras-the-drinking-the-partying-that-scared-me/)

[Archie Manning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/archie-manning/)

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> [“He needed a stiff drink. With a side of straightjacket.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-moran/he-needed-a-stiff-drink-with-a-side-of-straightjacket/)

[Kelly Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-moran/)

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> [The only really indecent people are the chaste.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joris-karl-huysmans/the-only-really-indecent-people-are-the-chaste/)

[Joris-Karl Huysmans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joris-karl-huysmans/)

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> [I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-winters/i-have-bursts-of-being-a-lady-but-it-doesn-t-last-long/)

[Shelley Winters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-winters/)

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> [Boy meets girl; girl gets boy into pickle; boy gets pickle into girl.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-woodford/boy-meets-girl-girl-gets-boy-into-pickle-boy-gets-pickle-into-girl/)

[Jack Woodford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-woodford/)

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> [In some ways, blogging is like drinking - it gives a person permission to be a total asshole.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/augusten-burroughs/in-some-ways-blogging-is-like-drinking-it-gives-a-person-permission/)

[Augusten Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/augusten-burroughs/)

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> [There should be asylums for habitual teetotalers, but they would probably relapse into teetotalism as soon as they got out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-butler/there-should-be-asylums-for-habitual-teetotalers-but-they-would/)

[Samuel Butler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-butler/)

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> [All along the line, physically, mentally, morally, alcohol is a weakening and deadening force.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/beatrice-webb/all-along-the-line-physically-mentally-morally-alcohol-is-a-weakening/)

[Beatrice Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/beatrice-webb/)

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> [“Drinking Shirley Temple with my Mary Janes on, let's say that every possibility waits”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lyn-hejinian/drinking-shirley-temple-with-my-mary-janes-on-let-s-say-that-every/)

[Lyn Hejinian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lyn-hejinian/)

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> [Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/calvin-trillin/marriage-is-part-of-a-sort-of-50-s-revival-package-that-s-back-in/)

[Calvin Trillin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/calvin-trillin/)

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> [If it went on the ballot in Colorado, I would vote to lower the drinking age.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pete-coors/if-it-went-on-the-ballot-in-colorado-i-would-vote-to-lower-the/)

[Pete Coors](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pete-coors/)

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> [Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail never clinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/alive-without-breath-as-cold-as-death-never-thirsty-ever-drinking-all/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicki-minaj/had-i-accepted-the-pickle-juice-i-would-be-drinking-pickle-juice/)

[Nicki Minaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicki-minaj/)

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> [I view the tea-drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frome, an engender of effeminacy and laziness, a debaucher…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-cobbett/i-view-the-tea-drinking-as-a-destroyer-of-health-an-enfeebler-of-the/)

[William Cobbett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-cobbett/)

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> [Today is a goblet day. The whole heavens have been mingled with exquisite skill to a delicious flavor, and the crystal cup…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-ward-beecher/today-is-a-goblet-day-the-whole-heavens-have-been-mingled-with/)

[Henry Ward Beecher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-ward-beecher/)

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> [“Day drinking with a broken heart is like selling loose Cuban cigars like Newports, tryna leave the country without passports, and putting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frida-r/day-drinking-with-a-broken-heart-is-like-selling-loose-cuban-cigars/)

Frida R

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> [On our first tour we just went full on, drinking too much and smoking too much before the shows. But it's a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-mcpherson/on-our-first-tour-we-just-went-full-on-drinking-too-much-and-smoking/)

[Dave McPherson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-mcpherson/)

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> [When people ask me why are you singing a drinking song if you don't drink anymore, because when I did drink I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brantley-gilbert/when-people-ask-me-why-are-you-singing-a-drinking-song-if-you-don-t/)

[Brantley Gilbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brantley-gilbert/)

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> [Everyone has addictions and my problem is that I have 5,000 of them. If it's not drinking, it's gambling; if it's not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-daly/everyone-has-addictions-and-my-problem-is-that-i-have-5-000-of-them/)

[John Daly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-daly/)

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> [You think that's the solution to everything, don't you, Bane? Drinking and dancing and making love... but I tell you this, something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/you-think-that-s-the-solution-to-everything-don-t-you-bane-drinking/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [I love it. So I'mma keep on drinking cause I love this shit, and I'mma keep on smoking cause I love this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/august-alsina/i-love-it-so-i-mma-keep-on-drinking-cause-i-love-this-shit-and-i-mma/)

[August Alsina](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/august-alsina/)

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> [There is a long history in country music of songs celebrating drinking and lamenting drinking. Country songs for the most part have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chet-atkins/there-is-a-long-history-in-country-music-of-songs-celebrating/)

[Chet Atkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chet-atkins/)

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> [Young people need compassion and guidance, not obscure mysticism. Here are some guidelines for young people: Remember that you are always your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ming-dao-deng/young-people-need-compassion-and-guidance-not-obscure-mysticism-here/)

[Ming-Dao Deng](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ming-dao-deng/)

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> [Tequila is my drink. It is my favorite alcohol, my favorite liquor because, you know, it's a stimulant and not a depressant.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-colter/tequila-is-my-drink-it-is-my-favorite-alcohol-my-favorite-liquor/)

[Mike Colter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-colter/)

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> [“Kelley also marked 1965 as a turning point for another profound reason. That year, he discovered the work of author Ayn Rand.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurence-galian/kelley-also-marked-1965-as-a-turning-point-for-another-profound/)

[Laurence Galian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurence-galian/)

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> [Fred Jr. Trump was great. He was the most handsome person. He was a really smart guy, really, really smart guy. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-trump/fred-jr-trump-was-great-he-was-the-most-handsome-person-he-was-a/)

[Donald Trump](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-trump/)

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> [Well, God doesn't intervene in many of the situations we would like Him to because He would have to intervene in everything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerald-coates/well-god-doesn-t-intervene-in-many-of-the-situations-we-would-like/)

Gerald Coates

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> [“Drinking our cup is not simply adapting ourselves to a bad situation and trying to use it as well as we can.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henri-j-m-nouwen/drinking-our-cup-is-not-simply-adapting-ourselves-to-a-bad-situation/)

[Henri J.M. Nouwen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henri-j-m-nouwen/)

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> [Purchasing power is a license to purchase power. The old proletariat sold its labour power in order to subsist; what little leisure…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raoul-vaneigem/purchasing-power-is-a-license-to-purchase-power-the-old-proletariat/)

[Raoul Vaneigem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raoul-vaneigem/)

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> [I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-connery/i-suppose-i-ll-be-able-to-get-a-drink-there/)

[Sean Connery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-connery/)

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> [“If you see the dragon fly, best you drink the flagon dry.” —Zarost”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-hamerton/if-you-see-the-dragon-fly-best-you-drink-the-flagon-dry-zarost/)

Greg Hamerton

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> [Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-pasteur/wine-is-the-most-healthful-and-most-hygienic-of-beverages/)

[Louis Pasteur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-pasteur/)

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> [ \[My\] worst habit: Drinking too much Budweiser when I get angry. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-holmes/my-worst-habit-drinking-too-much-budweiser-when-i-get-angry/)

[Larry Holmes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-holmes/)

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> [I like drinking alone, cause I hate taking care of others.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-like-drinking-alone-cause-i-hate-taking-care-of-others/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Alcohol is an allergy of the body and an obsession of the mind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-mae-brown/alcohol-is-an-allergy-of-the-body-and-an-obsession-of-the-mind/)

[Rita Mae Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-mae-brown/)

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> [anybody who drinks seriously is poor: so poor, poor, extra poor, me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-thomas/anybody-who-drinks-seriously-is-poor-so-poor-poor-extra-poor-me/)

[Caitlin Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-thomas/)

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> [There's no excuses for over-drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-phelan/there-s-no-excuses-for-over-drinking/)

[Mike Phelan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-phelan/)

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                        "text": "You think that's the solution to everything, don't you, Bane? Drinking and dancing and making love... but I tell you this, something is coming, and we'd be fools to ignore it.\" \"When have I ever claimed not to be a fool?",
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                        "text": "I love it. So I'mma keep on drinking cause I love this shit, and I'mma keep on smoking cause I love this shit. I'mma keep grinding cause I love this shit, she tell me keep fucking cause she love this shit.",
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                        "text": "There is a long history in country music of songs celebrating drinking and lamenting drinking. Country songs for the most part have always been heavily rooted in reality. The first artists were the people next door. They would sing on their porch or in their living room or at a barn dance. They sang about what they knew, and a lot of that was drinking.",
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                        "text": "Young people need compassion and guidance, not obscure mysticism. Here are some guidelines for young people: Remember that you are always your own person. Do not surrender your mind, heart, or body to any person. Never compromise your dignity for any reason. Maintain your health with sound diet, hygiene, exercise, and clean living. Don’t engage in drugs or drinking. Money is never more important than your body and mind, but you must work and support yourself. Never depend on others for your livelihood.",
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                        "text": "Tequila is my drink. It is my favorite alcohol, my favorite liquor because, you know, it's a stimulant and not a depressant. If I go to a party and everyone's been drinking and I don't have time to really \"catch up\" - I'm not trying to get drunk but I want to feel good - I drink tequila.",
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                        "text": "“Kelley also marked 1965 as a turning point for another profound reason. That year, he discovered the work of author Ayn Rand. She was a figure who embodied the inner fortitude he lacked. Her writings struck him with the force of lightning. Rand's fiercely armored heroes ignited a fierce resolve in Kelley. It was a fire that mere introspection could never spark. This was no longer a time for lingering in emotion. It demanded action. He abandoned drinking. He embraced a rigorous exercise regimen. He revolutionized his diet. He dropped twenty pounds.”",
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                        "text": "Fred Jr. Trump was great. He was the most handsome person. He was a really smart guy, really, really smart guy. He had everything. But at a certain age he started drinking a little more, a little more, and ultimately it was a big problem, and he'd say don't ever, ever drink. And I'll tell what you, I never - I have never had a glass of alcohol.",
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                        "text": "Well, God doesn't intervene in many of the situations we would like Him to because He would have to intervene in everything that we say and do that is wrong right the way through to some of the most terrible things happening in nations. What He does is He gives us signs that He is with us and that we can draw help from Him. Jesus changed water into wine. That had no function really. They had already run out of wine in the party so he was only aiding and abetting more drinking.",
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                        "text": "Purchasing power is a license to purchase power. The old proletariat sold its labour power in order to subsist; what little leisure time it had was passed pleasantly enough in conversations, arguments, drinking, making love, wandering, celebrating and rioting. The new proletarian sells his labour power in order to consume. When he’s not flogging himself to death to get promoted in the labour hierarchy, he’s being persuaded to buy himself objects to distinguish himself in the social hierarchy. The ideology of consumption becomes the consumption of ideology.",
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                        "text": "I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there.",
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