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title: "Best Drinking Wisdom"
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> [People don't stop eating, and they don't stop drinking coffee.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/magic-johnson/people-don-t-stop-eating-and-they-don-t-stop-drinking-coffee/)

[Magic Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/magic-johnson/)

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> [Burn the Kush, on Ciroc, its going down](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ace-hood/burn-the-kush-on-ciroc-its-going-down/)

[Ace Hood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ace-hood/)

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> [No nation is drunken where wine is cheap.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-jefferson/no-nation-is-drunken-where-wine-is-cheap/)

[Thomas Jefferson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-jefferson/)

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> [I still have a little whiskey left and therefore a chance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/i-still-have-a-little-whiskey-left-and-therefore-a-chance/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion? I was sober.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-byrne/ed-i-see-you-re-out-drinking-again-what-s-the-occasion-i-was-sober/)

Ed Byrne

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> [“That should sober him up" "Actually, he hasn't started drinking yet”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/justin-somper/that-should-sober-him-up-actually-he-hasn-t-started-drinking-yet/)

[Justin Somper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/justin-somper/)

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> [I started drinking BodyArmor as a daily deal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyler-murray/i-started-drinking-bodyarmor-as-a-daily-deal/)

[Kyler Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyler-murray/)

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> [Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/any-man-who-eats-dessert-is-not-drinking-enough/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-snead/to-quit-between-tee-and-green-is-more-habit-forming-than-drinking-a/)

[Sam Snead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-snead/)

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> [I spend my nights just sitting and reading a book and drinking my tea and walking my dog. That's about as exciting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-dinklage/i-spend-my-nights-just-sitting-and-reading-a-book-and-drinking-my-tea/)

[Peter Dinklage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-dinklage/)

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> [Remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs or drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/remember-back-in-like-5th-grade-when-everyone-vowed-they-would-never/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I don't think anyone who has ever counted drinking amongst their hobbies has never kissed a man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-rowntree/i-don-t-think-anyone-who-has-ever-counted-drinking-amongst-their/)

[Dave Rowntree](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-rowntree/)

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> [Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/meeting-franklin-roosevelt-was-like-opening-your-first-bottle-of/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

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> [My 3 favorite activities: 1. Drinking 2. Golf 3. Sex ~ I rely very heavily on my right hand for all three.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/my-3-favorite-activities-1-drinking-2-golf-3-sex-i-rely-very-heavily/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

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> [She threw into the wine which they were drinking a drug which takes away grief and passion and brings forgetfulness of all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer/she-threw-into-the-wine-which-they-were-drinking-a-drug-which-takes/)

[Homer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer/)

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> [How gracious those dews of solace that over my senses fall At the clink of the ice in the pitcher the boy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-field/how-gracious-those-dews-of-solace-that-over-my-senses-fall-at-the/)

[Eugene Field](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-field/)

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> [One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesnt live like the previous generation. It hasnt yet given…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-klugman/one-of-the-hallmarks-of-the-baby-boomer-generation-is-that-it-doesnt/)

Ron Klugman

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> [Most wine knowledge does not directly enhance the pleasures to be had in drinking wine but, rather, enhances one's ability to discover…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kent-bach/most-wine-knowledge-does-not-directly-enhance-the-pleasures-to-be-had/)

Kent Bach

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> [I gave up smoking, I never gave up the drinking. But it's hard to smoke and swim at the same time. You'd…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashton-kutcher/i-gave-up-smoking-i-never-gave-up-the-drinking-but-it-s-hard-to-smoke/)

[Ashton Kutcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashton-kutcher/)

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> [Life is not just eating, drinking, television and cinema...The human mind must be creative, must be self-generating ; it cannot depend on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lee-kuan-yew/life-is-not-just-eating-drinking-television-and-cinema-the-human-mind/)

[Lee Kuan Yew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lee-kuan-yew/)

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> [The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking; he can ruin himself with gambling. If he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-k-chesterton/the-free-man-owns-himself-he-can-damage-himself-with-either-eating-or/)

[Gilbert K. Chesterton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-k-chesterton/)

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> [I didn't check into rehab. Instead of me heading into a place - I was just drinking too much and I needed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richie-sambora/i-didn-t-check-into-rehab-instead-of-me-heading-into-a-place-i-was/)

[Richie Sambora](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richie-sambora/)

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> [“Drinking the cup is an act of selfless love, an act of immense trust, an act of surrender to a God who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henri-j-m-nouwen/drinking-the-cup-is-an-act-of-selfless-love-an-act-of-immense-trust/)

[Henri J.M. Nouwen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henri-j-m-nouwen/)

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> [It's a good idea to prioritize your life and not making drinking the top priority. I think there are aspects of it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madeline-zima/it-s-a-good-idea-to-prioritize-your-life-and-not-making-drinking-the/)

[Madeline Zima](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madeline-zima/)

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> [The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/the-french-are-a-smallish-monkey-looking-bunch-and-not-dressed-any/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-corddry/i-peed-in-my-wife-s-boot-once-on-honeymoon-in-madrid-we-were-drinking/)

[Rob Corddry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-corddry/)

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> [I am against Prohibition because it has set the cause of temperence back twenty years; because it has substituted an ineffective campaign…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-randolph-hearst/i-am-against-prohibition-because-it-has-set-the-cause-of-temperence/)

[William Randolph Hearst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-randolph-hearst/)

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> [Some of us have such incredible things that can keep us from acting. We have the luxury of drinking such good wine,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dar-williams/some-of-us-have-such-incredible-things-that-can-keep-us-from-acting/)

[Dar Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dar-williams/)

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> [At first she dreamed of sheep, of going to school, of cats drinking milk. Little by little she dreamed of blue sheep,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clarice-lispector/at-first-she-dreamed-of-sheep-of-going-to-school-of-cats-drinking/)

[Clarice Lispector](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clarice-lispector/)

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> [ It's good to be able to deal with it \[anger\] somehow other than drinking, fighting, crashing cars, hitting your kid, your wife,… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-rollins/it-s-good-to-be-able-to-deal-with-it-anger-somehow-other-than/)

[Henry Rollins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-rollins/)

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> [Water is one of the most basic of all needs - we cannot live for more than a few days without it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-alan-aurthur/water-is-one-of-the-most-basic-of-all-needs-we-cannot-live-for-more/)

[Robert Alan Aurthur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-alan-aurthur/)

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> [There's a price you pay for drinking too much, for eating too much sugar, smoking too much marijuana, using too much cocaine,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/there-s-a-price-you-pay-for-drinking-too-much-for-eating-too-much/)

[Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/)

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> [I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-brody/i-started-drinking-scotch-just-to-be-a-man/)

[Adam Brody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-brody/)

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> [No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking in cursive.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/no-officer-my-speech-isn-t-slurred-i-m-just-talking-in-cursive/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/he-changed-more-times-than-a-baby-in-a-beer-drinking-contest/)

[Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/)

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> [Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/viktor-chernomyrdin/wine-we-need-for-health-and-the-health-we-need-to-drink-vodka/)

Viktor Chernomyrdin

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> [There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/groucho-marx/there-is-no-sweeter-sound-than-the-crumbling-of-one-s-fellow-man/)

[Groucho Marx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/groucho-marx/)

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> [Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-wilde/oh-he-occasionally-takes-an-alcoholiday/)

[Oscar Wilde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-wilde/)

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> [Do not spit gum in the drinking fountains.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/do-not-spit-gum-in-the-drinking-fountains/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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> [So lets knock a couple back and make some noise](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-wilde/so-lets-knock-a-couple-back-and-make-some-noise/)

[Oscar Wilde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-wilde/)

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                        "text": "Some of us have such incredible things that can keep us from acting. We have the luxury of drinking such good wine, and having such good information at our fingertips. I can look up anything on my computer. And I can call any friend at the drop of a hat on my cell phone. And I can have beautiful clothing and great food in a world where people are being tortured. I have some responsibility for that.",
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