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title: "Best Drinking Thoughts"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [I buy store-brand groceries so I can afford top-shelf booze.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-buy-store-brand-groceries-so-i-can-afford-top-shelf-booze/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Reaching out to her is like drinking from a memory.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edgar-allan-poe/reaching-out-to-her-is-like-drinking-from-a-memory/)

[Edgar Allan Poe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edgar-allan-poe/)

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> [I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-never-turned-to-drink-it-seemed-to-turn-to-me/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I lost my one true love. I started drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-dylan/i-lost-my-one-true-love-i-started-drinking/)

[Bob Dylan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-dylan/)

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> [Drinking: something to do while getting drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peg-bracken/drinking-something-to-do-while-getting-drunk/)

[Peg Bracken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peg-bracken/)

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> [Don't let anyone tell you drinking alone is wrong...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leeann-nguyen/don-t-let-anyone-tell-you-drinking-alone-is-wrong/)

[LeeAnn Nguyen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leeann-nguyen/)

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> [I never drink water... fish f\*\*k in it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields/i-never-drink-water-fish-f-k-in-it/)

[W. C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields/)

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> [...in this ocean of hours I'm all the time drinking...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-dylan/in-this-ocean-of-hours-i-m-all-the-time-drinking/)

[Bob Dylan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-dylan/)

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> [Ted Cruz could be president of the United States. If you thought the Secret Service was drinking before](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/ted-cruz-could-be-president-of-the-united-states-if-you-thought-the/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [I don't know, I'm not from this neighborhood."-to Jake LaMotta after a night of drinking when LaMotta asked "is that the sun…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rocky-graziano/i-don-t-know-i-m-not-from-this-neighborhood-to-jake-lamotta-after-a/)

[Rocky Graziano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rocky-graziano/)

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> [“99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/quentin-r-bufogle/99-of-all-problems-can-be-solved-by-money-and-for-the-other-1-there-s/)

[Quentin R. Bufogle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/quentin-r-bufogle/)

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> [I'm never out of shape, never out to hurt my body by drinking or partying.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mikey-garcia/i-m-never-out-of-shape-never-out-to-hurt-my-body-by-drinking-or/)

[Mikey Garcia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mikey-garcia/)

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> [How many news reports and stories do we have to hear before everyone stops drinking and driving?! Be responsible!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/how-many-news-reports-and-stories-do-we-have-to-hear-before-everyone/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [That's sort of what I felt... I miss drinking, I thought bars were truly holy places.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-eszterhas/that-s-sort-of-what-i-felt-i-miss-drinking-i-thought-bars-were-truly/)

[Joe Eszterhas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-eszterhas/)

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> [I was very famous as a young man and I celebrated both the good and bad times with drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glenn-hughes/i-was-very-famous-as-a-young-man-and-i-celebrated-both-the-good-and/)

[Glenn Hughes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glenn-hughes/)

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> [Let those that merely talk and never think, That live in the wild anarchy of drink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-jonson/let-those-that-merely-talk-and-never-think-that-live-in-the-wild/)

[Ben Jonson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-jonson/)

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> [I didn't think I could go onstage and play unless I had a beer to loosen up. Well, if it was only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-perry/i-didn-t-think-i-could-go-onstage-and-play-unless-i-had-a-beer-to/)

[Joe Perry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-perry/)

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> [Maybe she'd been drinking too much of the super-sweet Mexican Coca-Cola they had down here. Or maybe she was just tired, alone,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-de-la-cruz/maybe-she-d-been-drinking-too-much-of-the-super-sweet-mexican-coca/)

[Melissa de la Cruz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-de-la-cruz/)

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> [People make the mistake of drinking the Kool-Aid, believing your own hype, letting people tell you you're this or you're that or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kat-dennings/people-make-the-mistake-of-drinking-the-kool-aid-believing-your-own/)

[Kat Dennings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kat-dennings/)

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> [Unless he had whiskey running through his veins, Willard came to the clearing every morning and evening to talk to God. Arvin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-ray-pollock/unless-he-had-whiskey-running-through-his-veins-willard-came-to-the/)

[Donald Ray Pollock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-ray-pollock/)

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> [Who keeps the tavern and serves up the drinks? The peasant. Who squanders and drinks up money belonging to the peasant commune,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anton-chekhov/who-keeps-the-tavern-and-serves-up-the-drinks-the-peasant-who/)

[Anton Chekhov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anton-chekhov/)

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> [Though a woman tempted man to eat, my dear Longfellow," said Holmes, "you never hear of Eve having to do with his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-pearl/though-a-woman-tempted-man-to-eat-my-dear-longfellow-said-holmes-you/)

[Matthew Pearl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-pearl/)

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> [Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-stanhope/did-you-ever-drink-so-much-of-a-certain-type-of-alcohol-that-you-get/)

[Doug Stanhope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-stanhope/)

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> [For some obscure reason, some authorities seem bent on making the drinking of wine a ritual more complicated than chess. They have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-claiborne/for-some-obscure-reason-some-authorities-seem-bent-on-making-the/)

[Craig Claiborne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-claiborne/)

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> [What are a genuine pain in the ass are all the misconceptions and outright lies. I read somewhere that in 2004 I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/what-are-a-genuine-pain-in-the-ass-are-all-the-misconceptions-and/)

[Jim Goad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-goad/)

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> [“Hitch: making rules about drinking can be the sign of an alcoholic,' as Martin Amis once teasingly said to me. (Adorno would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-hitchens/hitch-making-rules-about-drinking-can-be-the-sign-of-an-alcoholic-as/)

[Christopher Hitchens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-hitchens/)

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> [Valentines Day is a day we celebrate real love. A love so strong that two hearts become one. Yeah, when you're happy,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/valentines-day-is-a-day-we-celebrate-real-love-a-love-so-strong-that/)

[Christopher Titus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-titus/)

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> [It's hard for me to play seated theaters because people tend to sit down and get a little bit complacent, so it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-white/it-s-hard-for-me-to-play-seated-theaters-because-people-tend-to-sit/)

[Jack White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-white/)

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> [An old essay by John Updike begins, 'We live in an era of gratuitous inventions and negative improvements.' That language is general…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-updike/an-old-essay-by-john-updike-begins-we-live-in-an-era-of-gratuitous/)

[John Updike](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-updike/)

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> [You punk asshole. What was this? A game for you? This is my life’s work you just annihilated and for what? Shits…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-punk-asshole-what-was-this-a-game-for-you-this-is-my-life-s-work/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [Isolated and unincorporated, North Gulfport lacked a basic infrastructure: flooding and contaminated drinking water were frequent problems. Although finally incorporated in 1994…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-trethewey/isolated-and-unincorporated-north-gulfport-lacked-a-basic/)

[Natasha Trethewey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-trethewey/)

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> [The environmental catastrophes we're presently seeing are considered "normal" though they're horrific. Fracking has made drinking water flammable, families are dying from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexander-weinstein/the-environmental-catastrophes-we-re-presently-seeing-are-considered/)

[Alexander Weinstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexander-weinstein/)

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> [What did Christ really do? He hung out with hard-drinking fishermen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/iggy-pop/what-did-christ-really-do-he-hung-out-with-hard-drinking-fishermen/)

[Iggy Pop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/iggy-pop/)

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> [I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-gobel/i-ve-never-been-drunk-but-often-i-ve-been-overserved/)

[George Gobel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-gobel/)

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> [Im not drinking alone. Im throwing an exclusive party for one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/im-not-drinking-alone-im-throwing-an-exclusive-party-for-one/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-owe-me-a-drink-you-re-so-ugly-i-dropped-mine-when-i-saw-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Some people Drink and smoke weed to escape reality](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/levita-charin/some-people-drink-and-smoke-weed-to-escape-reality/)

[Levita Charin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/levita-charin/)

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> [My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-belushi/my-advice-to-you-is-to-start-drinking-heavily/)

[John Belushi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-belushi/)

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> [Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-benchley/why-don-t-you-get-out-of-that-wet-coat-and-into-a-dry-martini/)

[Robert Benchley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-benchley/)

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> [Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/granger-smith/drinking-rum-before-10-am-makes-you-a-pirate-not-an-alcoholic/)

[Granger Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/granger-smith/)

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                        "text": "What are a genuine pain in the ass are all the misconceptions and outright lies. I read somewhere that in 2004 I was homeless in Seattle and drinking heavily, which came as a shock since I've never been homeless and haven't had a drink since 1982. I've also heard SEVERAL times that I'm a card-carrying member of several white-supremacist groups, when the last group I belonged to was the Boy Scouts.",
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                        "text": "“Hitch: making rules about drinking can be the sign of an alcoholic,' as Martin Amis once teasingly said to me. (Adorno would have savored that, as well.) Of course, watching the clock for the start-time is probably a bad sign, but here are some simple pieces of advice for the young. Don't drink on an empty stomach: the main point of the refreshment is the enhancement of food. Don't drink if you have the blues: it's a junk cure. Drink when you are in a good mood. Cheap booze is a false economy. It's not true that you shouldn't drink alone: these can be the happiest glasses you ever drain. Hangovers are another bad sign, and you should not expect to be believed if you take refuge in saying you can't properly remember last night. (If you really don't remember, that's an even worse sign.) Avoid all narcotics: these make you more boring rather than less and are not designed—as are the grape and the grain—to enliven company. Be careful about up-grading too far to single malt Scotch: when you are voyaging in rough countries it won't be easily available. Never even think about driving a car if you have taken a drop. It's much worse to see a woman drunk than a man: I don't know quite why this is true but it just is. Don't ever be responsible for it.”",
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                        "text": "Valentines Day is a day we celebrate real love. A love so strong that two hearts become one. Yeah, when you're happy, she's happy. And when you're angry, she's angry. And when you start wallowing in self-pity because your hotrod shop tanks and everybody's against you so you start drinking. And then she moves out and goes and lives with her parents, pfft. Or was that the day after Valentines Day? Doesn't matter. I'll go get another one just like her.",
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                        "text": "It's hard for me to play seated theaters because people tend to sit down and get a little bit complacent, so it's less energy. It's just very dry and dead. People start to feel like they're watching a movie. The environment when they walk into it, it's not standing room only, smoking and drinking and rock 'n' roll. So it's a little bit dangerous to do that.",
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                        "text": "An old essay by John Updike begins, 'We live in an era of gratuitous inventions and negative improvements.' That language is general and abstract, near the top of the ladder. It provokes our thinking, but what concrete evidence leads Updike to his conclusion ? The answer is in his second sentence : 'Consider the beer can.' To be even more specific, Updike was complaining that the invention of the pop-top ruined the aesthetic experience of drinking beer. 'Pop-top' and 'beer' are at the bottom of the ladder, 'aesthetic experience' at the top.",
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                        "text": "You punk asshole. What was this? A game for you? This is my life’s work you just annihilated and for what? Shits and giggles? Or was this nothing more than a fraternity prank? Please tell me that you didn’t just ruin my integrity to get some kind of drinking points. This is something I’ve been working for since before you were born. How dare you make a mockery of me. I hope to God that one day someone degrades you like this so that you’ll know, just once in your spoiled pompous life, what humiliation feels like! (Tory)",
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                        "text": "The environmental catastrophes we're presently seeing are considered \"normal\" though they're horrific. Fracking has made drinking water flammable, families are dying from planned lead poisoning in Flint, Michigan, mountaintop removal is killing families throughout Appalachia, and oil/mining companies continue to denigrate Native American and indigenous rights throughout the world (see North Dakota Pipeline presently). This is horrific - and yet we somehow consider it normal.",
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                        "text": "What did Christ really do? He hung out with hard-drinking fishermen.",
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