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title: "Drinking Quotations and Sayings"
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> [The bar... is an exercise in solitude. Above all else, it must be quiet, dark, very comfortable-and, contrary to modern mores, no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/luis-bunuel/the-bar-is-an-exercise-in-solitude-above-all-else-it-must-be-quiet/)

[Luis Bunuel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/luis-bunuel/)

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> [I'd be in my hotel room, smoking too much, drinking, going to clubs, just being numb. That was being in jail to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tupac-shakur/i-d-be-in-my-hotel-room-smoking-too-much-drinking-going-to-clubs-just/)

[Tupac Shakur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tupac-shakur/)

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> [“Drinking released me from the suffocating fear, the feelings of inadequacy, and the nagging voices at the back of my head that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alcoholics-anonymous/drinking-released-me-from-the-suffocating-fear-the-feelings-of/)

[Alcoholics Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alcoholics-anonymous/)

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> [The attempt to satisfy greed is like drinking salty water when thirsty. When lost in greed we look outward rather than inward…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tenzin-wangyal-rinpoche/the-attempt-to-satisfy-greed-is-like-drinking-salty-water-when/)

[Tenzin Wangyal Rinpoche](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tenzin-wangyal-rinpoche/)

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> [Grace is having a commitment to- or at least an acceptance of- being ineffective and foolish. That our bottled charm is the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-lamott/grace-is-having-a-commitment-to-or-at-least-an-acceptance-of-being/)

[Anne Lamott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-lamott/)

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> [I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-hicks/i-haven-t-been-drinking-for-years-now-something-s-got-to-give-i-don-t/)

[Dan Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-hicks/)

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> [I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose, Drinking fresh mango juice. Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes. Fun fun fun in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-goodall/i-want-to-lie-shipwrecked-and-comatose-drinking-fresh-mango-juice/)

[Howard Goodall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-goodall/)

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> [I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-hagar/i-ve-been-drinking-tequila-for-a-long-time-now-and-it-s-never-been/)

[Sammy Hagar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-hagar/)

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> [It was like that class at school where the teacher talks about Realization, about how you could realize something big in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-hempel/it-was-like-that-class-at-school-where-the-teacher-talks-about/)

[Amy Hempel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-hempel/)

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> [When every hope is gone, 'when helpers fail and comforts flee,' I find that help arrives somehow, from I know not where.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mahatma-gandhi/when-every-hope-is-gone-when-helpers-fail-and-comforts-flee-i-find/)

[Mahatma Gandhi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mahatma-gandhi/)

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> [You are aware that the sale of liquore is currently against the law." Edgar went on, "but I suppose that is why…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/you-are-aware-that-the-sale-of-liquore-is-currently-against-the-law/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [The overall picture, as the boys say, is of a degraded community whose idealism even is largely fake. The pretentiousness, the bogus…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raymond-chandler/the-overall-picture-as-the-boys-say-is-of-a-degraded-community-whose/)

[Raymond Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raymond-chandler/)

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> [When I left Nashville I went to Texas because that's where I came from, and because I was playing in Texas a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/willie-nelson/when-i-left-nashville-i-went-to-texas-because-that-s-where-i-came/)

[Willie Nelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/willie-nelson/)

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> [“And when wine has soaked Cupid’s drunken wings, he’s stayed, weighed down, a captive of the place. ... Wine rouses courage and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ovid/and-when-wine-has-soaked-cupid-s-drunken-wings-he-s-stayed-weighed/)

[Ovid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ovid/)

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> [ The custom of saluting \[i.e., embracing\] ladies by their relatives and friends was introduced, it is said, by the early Romans, not… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-haydn/the-custom-of-saluting-i-e-embracing-ladies-by-their-relatives-and/)

[Joseph Haydn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-haydn/)

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> [The hundred-point man is one who is true to every trust; who keeps his word; who is loyal to the firm that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elbert-hubbard/the-hundred-point-man-is-one-who-is-true-to-every-trust-who-keeps-his/)

[Elbert Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elbert-hubbard/)

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> [“It was because she was drinking a lot, choosing to do these things to be happy but never seeming all that happy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-heaney/it-was-because-she-was-drinking-a-lot-choosing-to-do-these-things-to/)

[Katie Heaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-heaney/)

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> [In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/in-my-experience-you-run-into-trouble-when-you-ask-a-group-of-beer/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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> [It is an age of stir and change, a season of new wine and old bottles. Yet, assuredly, in spite of breakages…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-galsworthy/it-is-an-age-of-stir-and-change-a-season-of-new-wine-and-old-bottles/)

[John Galsworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-galsworthy/)

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> [If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-sedaris/if-you-decide-on-having-an-alcoholic-at-your-party-make-sure-it-s-a/)

[Amy Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-sedaris/)

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> [I had a breakthrough, I think my life just became calmer, I gave up drinking. My priorities changed as I had a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-coxon/i-had-a-breakthrough-i-think-my-life-just-became-calmer-i-gave-up/)

[Graham Coxon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-coxon/)

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> [You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/you-know-what-the-worst-part-about-my-drinking-is-when-i-m-drunk-i/)

[Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/)

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> [Anyone who's been a heavy drinker and heavy smoker and has the good future to survive that and give it up knows…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leonard-cohen/anyone-who-s-been-a-heavy-drinker-and-heavy-smoker-and-has-the-good/)

[Leonard Cohen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leonard-cohen/)

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> [“There is something about gin, the tang in it of the deep wildwood, perhaps, that always makes me think of twilight and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-banville/there-is-something-about-gin-the-tang-in-it-of-the-deep-wildwood/)

[John Banville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-banville/)

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> [Switch clicking off in my head, turning the hot light off and the cool night on and — \[He looks up, smiling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tennessee-williams/switch-clicking-off-in-my-head-turning-the-hot-light-off-and-the-cool/)

[Tennessee Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tennessee-williams/)

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> [Zero-tolerance on drinking and driving - meaning no drinking at all before driving - is a collective punishment that, in essence, only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-harsanyi/zero-tolerance-on-drinking-and-driving-meaning-no-drinking-at-all/)

[David Harsanyi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-harsanyi/)

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> [Mr. Speaker, our Nation must no longer be complacent about underage drinking and its alarming consequences. We must bring this national public…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucille-roybal-allard/mr-speaker-our-nation-must-no-longer-be-complacent-about-underage/)

[Lucille Roybal-Allard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucille-roybal-allard/)

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> [Economists believe there are three reasons why the Russian economy is doing so poorly. One, economic sanctions are working. Number two, low-price…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/economists-believe-there-are-three-reasons-why-the-russian-economy-is/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [My mom is from Europe, so we always grew up eating organic foods and working out and keeping in good shape, sleeping…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-dupont/my-mom-is-from-europe-so-we-always-grew-up-eating-organic-foods-and/)

[Tiffany Dupont](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-dupont/)

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> [I wish the English still possessed a shred of the old sense of humour which Puritanism, and dyspepsia, and newspaper reading, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norman-douglas/i-wish-the-english-still-possessed-a-shred-of-the-old-sense-of-humour/)

[Norman Douglas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norman-douglas/)

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> [Hydraulic fracturing requires massive amounts of water. Disposing of the toxic wastewater, as well as accidental spills, can contaminate drinking water and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-suzuki/hydraulic-fracturing-requires-massive-amounts-of-water-disposing-of/)

[David Suzuki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-suzuki/)

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> [“He was in that stage of love–and of liquor–where one is completely taken up with oneself, and can get along very well…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francoise-sagan/he-was-in-that-stage-of-love-and-of-liquor-where-one-is-completely/)

[Françoise Sagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/francoise-sagan/)

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> [If I was a supervillain, I think I'd probably ban all smoking and drinking. That's exactly what I'd do: I'd remove all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-pegg/if-i-was-a-supervillain-i-think-i-d-probably-ban-all-smoking-and/)

[Simon Pegg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-pegg/)

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> [The media tends to portray the teenage world as one where drinking and sex is taken for granted. In fact, I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-sachar/the-media-tends-to-portray-the-teenage-world-as-one-where-drinking/)

[Louis Sachar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-sachar/)

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> [I stopped drinking and realised New York still has a lot of charm, but it has become so bourgeois and affluent -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moby/i-stopped-drinking-and-realised-new-york-still-has-a-lot-of-charm-but/)

[Moby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moby/)

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> [The reason I don't drink is that the drinking lifestyle robs me of my musical intensity and sharpness. I live a super-healthy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-marr/the-reason-i-don-t-drink-is-that-the-drinking-lifestyle-robs-me-of-my/)

[Johnny Marr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-marr/)

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> [When you're not smoking anymore, you don't have to carry around a pack of cigarettes, a lighter - all this paraphernalia. So…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brice-marden/when-you-re-not-smoking-anymore-you-don-t-have-to-carry-around-a-pack/)

[Brice Marden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brice-marden/)

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> [“Jesus. Who does he think he is? He's always out partying and drinking with his friends. I do it once and all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/jesus-who-does-he-think-he-is-he-s-always-out-partying-and-drinking/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

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> [I wasn't this nervous playing golf when I was drinking. It's the first tournament I've won on the PGA Tour in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-daly/i-wasn-t-this-nervous-playing-golf-when-i-was-drinking-it-s-the-first/)

[John Daly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-daly/)

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> [In a shooting day in the U.K., every few hours, everyone takes a bit of a tea break - not coffee, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-silverman/in-a-shooting-day-in-the-u-k-every-few-hours-everyone-takes-a-bit-of/)

[Jonathan Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-silverman/)

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