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> [“What have you gotten me into?" I hissed to him. "Me? What have you gotten yourself into? Couldn't I have just picked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/what-have-you-gotten-me-into-i-hissed-to-him-me-what-have-you-gotten/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [That's what I would like to do until the end of time, to go on scribbling my articles on the third floor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-samuelson/that-s-what-i-would-like-to-do-until-the-end-of-time-to-go-on/)

[Paul Samuelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-samuelson/)

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> [Drinking beer with friends is perhaps the most underestimated of all Reformation insights and essential to ongoing reform; and wasting time with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carl-r-trueman/drinking-beer-with-friends-is-perhaps-the-most-underestimated-of-all/)

[Carl R Trueman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carl-r-trueman/)

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> [I don't drink everywhere, as I am not a hard drinker. I also prefer not to drink in those parties where there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/riya-sen/i-don-t-drink-everywhere-as-i-am-not-a-hard-drinker-i-also-prefer-not/)

[Riya Sen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/riya-sen/)

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> [And, even yet, I dare not let it languish, Dare not indulge in memory's rapturous pain; Once drinking deep of that divinest…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-bronte/and-even-yet-i-dare-not-let-it-languish-dare-not-indulge-in-memory-s/)

[Emily Bronte](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-bronte/)

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> [I also eat fruit instead of drinking juices. That's something I've read up on. I think that if you drink a lot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kris-humphries/i-also-eat-fruit-instead-of-drinking-juices-that-s-something-i-ve/)

[Kris Humphries](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kris-humphries/)

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> [College is the best thing that can ever happen to you," my father used to say, and he was right, for it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/college-is-the-best-thing-that-can-ever-happen-to-you-my-father-used/)

[David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/)

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> [The smell of roses, my children's bright eyes and smiles, laughing with my husband, walking on the beach, using my hands to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-loeb/the-smell-of-roses-my-children-s-bright-eyes-and-smiles-laughing-with/)

[Lisa Loeb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-loeb/)

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> [Every country must have its own devil. Welshland its own, and France its own. Our German devil will be a good wind-pipe,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-luther/every-country-must-have-its-own-devil-welshland-its-own-and-france/)

[Martin Luther](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-luther/)

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> [“When you're in the clutches of a drinking problem you don't really sit around thinking, I should really knock this shit off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-clendening/when-you-re-in-the-clutches-of-a-drinking-problem-you-don-t-really/)

[Anne Clendening](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-clendening/)

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> [“I mean, that's at least in part why I ingested chemical waste - it was a kind of desire to abbreviate myself.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carrie-fisher/i-mean-that-s-at-least-in-part-why-i-ingested-chemical-waste-it-was-a/)

[Carrie Fisher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carrie-fisher/)

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> [We're human beings we are - all of us - and that's what people are liable to forget. Human beings don't like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-bernard-shaw/we-re-human-beings-we-are-all-of-us-and-that-s-what-people-are-liable/)

[George Bernard Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-bernard-shaw/)

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> [“The no-booze rule is one of several shams perpetuated by certain religious groups, presumably to keep their flocks in line. After all,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chila-woychik/the-no-booze-rule-is-one-of-several-shams-perpetuated-by-certain/)

[Chila Woychik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chila-woychik/)

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> [Writers often have a 'drunk' that is different than anyone else's. That's why it's so insidious and so damning. First of all,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/debra-winger/writers-often-have-a-drunk-that-is-different-than-anyone-else-s-that/)

[Debra Winger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/debra-winger/)

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> [Candleford Green was but a small village and there were fields and meadows and woods all around it. As soon as Laura…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/flora-thompson/candleford-green-was-but-a-small-village-and-there-were-fields-and/)

[Flora Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/flora-thompson/)

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> [The highlight of my career was my first sale, to F&SF, in 1989. Nothing yet has topped that moment. I was weeping…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daryl-gregory/the-highlight-of-my-career-was-my-first-sale-to-f-sf-in-1989-nothing/)

[Daryl Gregory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daryl-gregory/)

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> [When I became an adult, I had absolutely nothing against drinking alcohol. Many of my friends drank. I would often make wine…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-c-driskell/when-i-became-an-adult-i-had-absolutely-nothing-against-drinking/)

[David C. Driskell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-c-driskell/)

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> [Death induces the sensual person to say: Let us eat and drink, because tomorrow we shall die - but this is sensuality's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/soren-kierkegaard/death-induces-the-sensual-person-to-say-let-us-eat-and-drink-because/)

[Soren Kierkegaard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/soren-kierkegaard/)

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> [“Well, I drank enough to sustain a small Spanish village, I haven't had an orgasm in a thousand years, and I will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/well-i-drank-enough-to-sustain-a-small-spanish-village-i-haven-t-had/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

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> [The alcohol had the code and mystery about it as a writer's drug, but I'm glad that's been debunked. But the trouble…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-hannah/the-alcohol-had-the-code-and-mystery-about-it-as-a-writer-s-drug-but/)

[Barry Hannah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-hannah/)

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> [People say that I'm a tree hugger, but I do a lot more than hug trees. I like having my drinking water…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/people-say-that-i-m-a-tree-hugger-but-i-do-a-lot-more-than-hug-trees/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [A psychiatrist does not want you to wake up. He tells you to dream some more, to find the pond and pour…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-tan/a-psychiatrist-does-not-want-you-to-wake-up-he-tells-you-to-dream/)

[Amy Tan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-tan/)

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> [... tobacco kills 52,000 people a year from lung cancer, and there's no telling how many lives have been ruined through drinking.But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/florynce-kennedy/tobacco-kills-52-000-people-a-year-from-lung-cancer-and-there-s-no/)

[Florynce Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/florynce-kennedy/)

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> [Your mother and I do not approve of drinking. Have you not heard of the Eighteenth Amendment?” “Prohibition? I drink to its…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/libba-bray/your-mother-and-i-do-not-approve-of-drinking-have-you-not-heard-of/)

[Libba Bray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/libba-bray/)

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> [By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/by-far-the-best-cure-for-hangovers-is-not-drinking-excessively-the/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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> [Once I stopped drinking and I'd be going out on dates, or hanging out with guys, I'd realize, "Oh, maybe I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alison-rosen/once-i-stopped-drinking-and-i-d-be-going-out-on-dates-or-hanging-out/)

[Alison Rosen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alison-rosen/)

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> [Iran is celebrating the nuclear deal. The Iranians are going crazy. They're drinking non-alcoholic champagne and thinking about dancing. That's how excited…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/iran-is-celebrating-the-nuclear-deal-the-iranians-are-going-crazy/)

[Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/)

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> [Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-shteyngart/vodka-is-a-wonderful-drink-you-can-drink-so-much-of-it-without-being/)

[Gary Shteyngart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-shteyngart/)

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> [I was in the kitchen drinking coffee when I heard Coretta cry, "Martin, Martin, come quickly!" I put down my cup and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-luther-king-jr/i-was-in-the-kitchen-drinking-coffee-when-i-heard-coretta-cry-martin/)

[Martin Luther King, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-luther-king-jr/)

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> [Basically, my musical life is split between raving with drugged-up kids and reading obscure 75-year-old poetry, drinking very nice red wine with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henrik-vibskov/basically-my-musical-life-is-split-between-raving-with-drugged-up/)

[Henrik Vibskov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henrik-vibskov/)

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> [It is said that the offender never forgives. Certainly it is quite explicitly hard for the one in the wrong to do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-jordan-miln/it-is-said-that-the-offender-never-forgives-certainly-it-is-quite/)

[Louise Jordan Miln](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-jordan-miln/)

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> [No matter what happens - never give up a hole…In tossing in your cards after a bad beginning you also undermine your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-snead/no-matter-what-happens-never-give-up-a-hole-in-tossing-in-your-cards/)

[Sam Snead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-snead/)

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> [Simple, easy actions can protect the health of our water resources and help save drinking water supplies. There is not one individual…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ian-kiernan/simple-easy-actions-can-protect-the-health-of-our-water-resources-and/)

[Ian Kiernan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ian-kiernan/)

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> [Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-jonson/drink-today-and-drown-all-sorrow-you-shall-perhaps-not-do-it-tomorrow/)

[Ben Jonson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-jonson/)

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> [In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/in-the-bowling-alley-of-tomorrow-there-will-even-be-machines-that/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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> [The poem, the song, the picture, is only water drawn from the well of the people, and it should be given back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/federico-garc-a-lorca/the-poem-the-song-the-picture-is-only-water-drawn-from-the-well-of/)

[Federico Garcia Lorca](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/federico-garc-a-lorca/)

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> [It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/it-s-that-idea-that-you-can-have-one-drink-and-no-you-can-t-within-a-2/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [First there was a young guy sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother, then there was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-s-burroughs/first-there-was-a-young-guy-sitting-in-front-of-television-in-a-t/)

[William S. Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-s-burroughs/)

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> [I made a commitment to completely cut out drinking and anything that might hamper me from getting my mind and body together.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denzel-washington/i-made-a-commitment-to-completely-cut-out-drinking-and-anything-that/)

[Denzel Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denzel-washington/)

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> [I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-montgomery/i-began-drinking-alcohol-at-the-age-of-thirteen-and-gave-it-up-in-my/)

[George Montgomery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-montgomery/)

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                        "text": "And, even yet, I dare not let it languish, Dare not indulge in memory's rapturous pain; Once drinking deep of that divinest anguish, How could I seek the empty world again?",
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                        "text": "College is the best thing that can ever happen to you,\" my father used to say, and he was right, for it was there that I discovered drugs, drinking, and smoking..",
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                        "text": "Every country must have its own devil. Welshland its own, and France its own. Our German devil will be a good wind-pipe, and must be called drinking, being so thirsty and hell-like that no guzzling of wine and beer, however large, will cool it off, and I fear that such will ever remain Germany's plague, until the day of judgment.",
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                        "text": "We're human beings we are - all of us - and that's what people are liable to forget. Human beings don't like peace and goodwill and everybody loving everybody else. However much they may think they do, they don't really because they're not made like that. Human beings love eating and drinking and loving and hating. They also like showing off, grabbing all they can, fighting for their rights and bossing anybody who'll give them half a chance.",
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