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title: "Short Drinking Proverbs"
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> [That's a rather flippant quote "drinking and writing bad poetry" from me. I mean, I said it, but I was doing other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/that-s-a-rather-flippant-quote-drinking-and-writing-bad-poetry-from/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

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> [What stops you killing yourself when you're intoxicated out of your mind is the thought that once you're dead you won't be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marguerite-duras/what-stops-you-killing-yourself-when-you-re-intoxicated-out-of-your/)

[Marguerite Duras](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marguerite-duras/)

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> [As adults we try to relax from the never-ending quest for reason and order by drinking a little whiskey or smoking whatever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/willie-nelson/as-adults-we-try-to-relax-from-the-never-ending-quest-for-reason-and/)

[Willie Nelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/willie-nelson/)

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> [When you think about flying, it's nuts really. Here you are at about 40,000 feet, screaming along at 700 miles an hour…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/when-you-think-about-flying-it-s-nuts-really-here-you-are-at-about-40/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [I thought for a change I would give up drinking, and it was a great mistake, and, although I reduced the size…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winslow-homer/i-thought-for-a-change-i-would-give-up-drinking-and-it-was-a-great/)

[Winslow Homer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winslow-homer/)

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> [When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-we-drink-we-get-drunk-when-we-get-drunk-we-fall-asleep-when-we-2/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [ They're \[sportsmen\] willing to give up a lot of other things that perhaps we all enjoy doing: eating and drinking and playing… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-douglas/they-re-sportsmen-willing-to-give-up-a-lot-of-other-things-that/)

[Jill Douglas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-douglas/)

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> [I went through a normal kind of late teens, early 20s drinking, but it was a choice I made, because I didn’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-ricci/i-went-through-a-normal-kind-of-late-teens-early-20s-drinking-but-it/)

[Christina Ricci](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-ricci/)

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> [By no means do I have a drinking problem. Yes, I do drink. I especially love a glass of red wine with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danielle-fishel/by-no-means-do-i-have-a-drinking-problem-yes-i-do-drink-i-especially/)

[Danielle Fishel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danielle-fishel/)

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> [ \[Stephanie\] 'You see, Mrs. Mayer was going on about George's lodge, and how he wanted to be buried with his ring, and… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/stephanie-you-see-mrs-mayer-was-going-on-about-george-s-lodge-and-how/)

[Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/)

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> [I view tea drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frame, an en-genderer of effeminancy and laziness, a debaucher…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-cobbett/i-view-tea-drinking-as-a-destroyer-of-health-an-enfeebler-of-the/)

[William Cobbett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-cobbett/)

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> [Temperance referred not abstaining, but going the right length and no further...of course it may be the duty of a particular Christian,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-s-lewis/temperance-referred-not-abstaining-but-going-the-right-length-and-no/)

[C. S. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-s-lewis/)

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> [I think it just has to do with getting older and getting better at what it was I was doing, and that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/i-think-it-just-has-to-do-with-getting-older-and-getting-better-at/)

[David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/)

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> [Doctors are taught in medical school that people ususally underreport their alcohol and drug use, so we genreal double the amount we're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danielle-ofri/doctors-are-taught-in-medical-school-that-people-ususally-underreport/)

[Danielle Ofri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danielle-ofri/)

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> [I've always been outspoken about the fact that I have no care for material things. I'm not going to post a picture…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kip-moore/i-ve-always-been-outspoken-about-the-fact-that-i-have-no-care-for/)

[Kip Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kip-moore/)

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> [The subject matter covered in Carmina stays pretty basic: love, lust, the pleasures of drinking and the heightened moods evoked by springtime.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carl-orff/the-subject-matter-covered-in-carmina-stays-pretty-basic-love-lust/)

[Carl Orff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carl-orff/)

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> [Nourishing the soul is the process of drinking at the life stream, coming back to one's true self, embracing the whole of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-kabat-zinn/nourishing-the-soul-is-the-process-of-drinking-at-the-life-stream/)

[Jon Kabat-Zinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-kabat-zinn/)

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> [The world over, give a guy money and it goes to drinking, gambling, and women. When you give a woman money, it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-buffett/the-world-over-give-a-guy-money-and-it-goes-to-drinking-gambling-and/)

[Peter Buffett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-buffett/)

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> [I had a rough spot about being a goody-goody Mormon, and not drinking or smoking. But I'm kind of grateful I've got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donny-osmond/i-had-a-rough-spot-about-being-a-goody-goody-mormon-and-not-drinking/)

[Donny Osmond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donny-osmond/)

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> [A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink of it deeply, or taste it not, for shallow thoughts intoxicate the brain, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexander-pope/a-little-learning-is-a-dangerous-thing-drink-of-it-deeply-or-taste-it/)

[Alexander Pope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexander-pope/)

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> [I figure a lot of folks are probably looking to find out if Moses Malone is into that stuff, but the closest…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moses-malone/i-figure-a-lot-of-folks-are-probably-looking-to-find-out-if-moses/)

[Moses Malone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moses-malone/)

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> [I stopped drinking when I had children because I wanted to be awake and aware. I did not want to be going,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-stopped-drinking-when-i-had-children-because-i-wanted-to-be-awake/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [“I began drinking because the thought that I was drinking gave me a kind of identity: each time I poured myself a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/penelope-mortimer/i-began-drinking-because-the-thought-that-i-was-drinking-gave-me-a/)

[Penelope Mortimer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/penelope-mortimer/)

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> [Baseball didn't really get into my blood until I knocked off that hitting streak. Getting a daily hit became more important to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-dimaggio/baseball-didn-t-really-get-into-my-blood-until-i-knocked-off-that/)

[Joe DiMaggio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-dimaggio/)

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> [“It just doesn't seem right to spend your entire life drinking, when you could be exploring the world." "Or," Zhy said as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-d-gibbs/it-just-doesn-t-seem-right-to-spend-your-entire-life-drinking-when/)

Martin D. Gibbs

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> [I frequently counsel people who are getting frustrated about an edit war to think about someone who lives without clean drinking water,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-wales/i-frequently-counsel-people-who-are-getting-frustrated-about-an-edit/)

[Jimmy Wales](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-wales/)

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> [“The bubbly play of wit, the chesty laughs, the resonant voices of men when glass in hand they shut the grey world…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-london/the-bubbly-play-of-wit-the-chesty-laughs-the-resonant-voices-of-men/)

[Jack London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-london/)

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> [I discovered John Fante when I was 17 years old - strangely, not through Charles Bukowski, but through William Saroyan, who was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-evison/i-discovered-john-fante-when-i-was-17-years-old-strangely-not-through/)

[Jonathan Evison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-evison/)

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> [There is no monopoly on becoming a millionaire. If you're jealous of those with more money, don't just sit there and complain.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-rinehart/there-is-no-monopoly-on-becoming-a-millionaire-if-you-re-jealous-of/)

[Gina Rinehart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-rinehart/)

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> [... And drinking neat liquor from the bottle, with all my long hair and my shirt undone and my beads, not so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-brand/and-drinking-neat-liquor-from-the-bottle-with-all-my-long-hair-and-my/)

[Russell Brand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-brand/)

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> [Kids have no idea when they're drinking soda what they're really drinking, and a lot of them are stunned when they learn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-schlosser/kids-have-no-idea-when-they-re-drinking-soda-what-they-re-really/)

[Eric Schlosser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-schlosser/)

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> [When I first was on Big Time Rush, the TV show, I did a lot of silly things. Among the first episodes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-maslow/when-i-first-was-on-big-time-rush-the-tv-show-i-did-a-lot-of-silly/)

[James Maslow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-maslow/)

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> [Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold - in these are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lord-byron/man-being-reasonable-must-get-drunk-the-best-of-life-is-but-2/)

[Lord Byron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lord-byron/)

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> [The hardest thing I ever did was get sober. I was drinking two and a half bottles of whiskey a day and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-feherty/the-hardest-thing-i-ever-did-was-get-sober-i-was-drinking-two-and-a/)

[David Feherty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-feherty/)

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> [Writing stories has given me the power to change things I could not change as a child. I can make boys into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cynthia-rylant/writing-stories-has-given-me-the-power-to-change-things-i-could-not/)

[Cynthia Rylant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cynthia-rylant/)

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> [It's hard to believe that you did so many drugs for so long. That's what I find really hard. And didn't really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mick-jagger/it-s-hard-to-believe-that-you-did-so-many-drugs-for-so-long-that-s/)

[Mick Jagger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mick-jagger/)

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> [I cleaned up. I quit drinking, I quit doing drugs, I quit stealing, I quit breaking into houses, I tried to quit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-ellroy/i-cleaned-up-i-quit-drinking-i-quit-doing-drugs-i-quit-stealing-i/)

[James Ellroy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-ellroy/)

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> [The difference between most mothers and me is that I didn't sit around drinking coffee at baby group for 12 months after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-hopkins/the-difference-between-most-mothers-and-me-is-that-i-didn-t-sit/)

[Katie Hopkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-hopkins/)

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> [The world somehow is always the same. The only thing that can improve is the individual life. One can live a good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/odd-nerdrum/the-world-somehow-is-always-the-same-the-only-thing-that-can-improve/)

[Odd Nerdrum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/odd-nerdrum/)

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> [There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, if a man doesn't drink when he's living, how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/there-are-many-good-reasons-for-drinking-one-has-just-entered-my-head/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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