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title: "Short Drinking Thoughts"
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> [Drinking can not be sacramentalised except in religions which set no store on decorum. The worship of Dionysos or the Celtic god…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aldous-huxley/drinking-can-not-be-sacramentalised-except-in-religions-which-set-no/)

[Aldous Huxley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aldous-huxley/)

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> [“It's a tradition to drink rakia with snacks. Not like the Russians, you know, who just drink to get drunk. I like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/annie-ward/it-s-a-tradition-to-drink-rakia-with-snacks-not-like-the-russians-you/)

[Annie Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/annie-ward/)

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> [Drinking wine is easy: tilt glass and swallow. Really tasting wine is more of a challenge. You need the proper tools and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marvin-shanken/drinking-wine-is-easy-tilt-glass-and-swallow-really-tasting-wine-is/)

[Marvin Shanken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marvin-shanken/)

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> [It is often difficult to definitively link a specific instance of disease to one particular cause, like water pollution. Even when tests…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-duhigg/it-is-often-difficult-to-definitively-link-a-specific-instance-of/)

[Charles Duhigg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-duhigg/)

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> [Oh man sometimes I wake up feel like a cat runover. Are you familiar with the stoical aspects of hard drinking, of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-amis/oh-man-sometimes-i-wake-up-feel-like-a-cat-runover-are-you-familiar/)

[Martin Amis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-amis/)

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> [My doctor asked me if I smoked, and I said only when I'm working, golfing, or drinking. Then I realized the only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-franz/my-doctor-asked-me-if-i-smoked-and-i-said-only-when-i-m-working/)

[Dennis Franz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-franz/)

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> [“Ô, wine!, the truth-serum so potent that all those who wish to live happy lives should abstain from drinking it entirely!... except…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roman-payne/wine-the-truth-serum-so-potent-that-all-those-who-wish-to-live-happy/)

[Roman Payne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roman-payne/)

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> [By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jo-brand/by-crying-on-my-bed-drinking-quite-a-lot-and-feeling-tempted-by-drugs/)

[Jo Brand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jo-brand/)

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> [That became my aesthetic - a very Chekhovian, American realist aesthetic in the tradition of Raymond Carver, Richard Ford, and Tobias Wolff.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jess-row/that-became-my-aesthetic-a-very-chekhovian-american-realist-aesthetic/)

[Jess Row](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jess-row/)

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> [I was six when I saw that everything was God, and my hair stood up, and all, Teddy said. It was on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-was-six-when-i-saw-that-everything-was-god-and-my-hair-stood-up-and/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“To have touched the feet of Christ is no excuse for mistakes in punctuation. If a man writes well only when he's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fernando-pessoa/to-have-touched-the-feet-of-christ-is-no-excuse-for-mistakes-in/)

[Fernando Pessoa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fernando-pessoa/)

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> [We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields/we-frequently-hear-of-people-dying-from-too-much-drinking-that-this/)

[W. C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields/)

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> [Apparently, sir you Chinese are far ahead of us in every respect, except that you don’t have entrepreneurs. And our nation, though…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aravind-adiga/apparently-sir-you-chinese-are-far-ahead-of-us-in-every-respect/)

[Aravind Adiga](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aravind-adiga/)

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> [I've probably been drunk, maybe, four times in my entire life. Honestly. I guess I'm a bit of a lightweight. I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mandy-moore/i-ve-probably-been-drunk-maybe-four-times-in-my-entire-life-honestly/)

[Mandy Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mandy-moore/)

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> [Suppose you are drinking a cup of tea. When you hold your cup, you may like to breathe in, to bring your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nhat-hanh/suppose-you-are-drinking-a-cup-of-tea-when-you-hold-your-cup-you-may/)

[Nhat Hanh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nhat-hanh/)

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> [I don't know, I was young, I drank too much, you know, so I stopped. You know what I mean, it's not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-seymour-hoffman/i-don-t-know-i-was-young-i-drank-too-much-you-know-so-i-stopped-you/)

[Philip Seymour Hoffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-seymour-hoffman/)

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> [I do think I am a country boy at heart. I love the buzz of towns and going out with friends and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/prince-william/i-do-think-i-am-a-country-boy-at-heart-i-love-the-buzz-of-towns-and/)

[Prince William](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/prince-william/)

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> [I love finding myself in the most bizarre situations, drinking cobra's blood - really diverse stories. And yet, I will still turn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-keoghan/i-love-finding-myself-in-the-most-bizarre-situations-drinking-cobra-s/)

[Phil Keoghan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-keoghan/)

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> [“One minute, I'm a tragically average, fair and freckled eighth-grader with algebra homework. The next, I'm one who has swallowed liquor. I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-clendening/one-minute-i-m-a-tragically-average-fair-and-freckled-eighth-grader/)

[Anne Clendening](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-clendening/)

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> [“He hadn't "abused" alcohol, but had spent almost four years sitting in a chair drinking jug wine around the clock and looking,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-sorrentino/he-hadn-t-abused-alcohol-but-had-spent-almost-four-years-sitting-in-a/)

[Gilbert Sorrentino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-sorrentino/)

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> [Was at a wedding recently & the preacher told everyone to stand next to the one that made your life worth living.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nishan-panwar/was-at-a-wedding-recently-the-preacher-told-everyone-to-stand-next-to/)

[Nishan Panwar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nishan-panwar/)

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> [Whenever armed forces . . . are used, the idea of combat must be present. . . . The end for which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carl-von-clausewitz/whenever-armed-forces-are-used-the-idea-of-combat-must-be-present-the/)

[Carl von Clausewitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carl-von-clausewitz/)

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> [“He dozed off, into a dreamless oblivion, for what seemed like seconds but was in fact hours, and awoke hungover, the inner…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-shakar/he-dozed-off-into-a-dreamless-oblivion-for-what-seemed-like-seconds/)

[Alex Shakar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-shakar/)

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> [I try not to eat too many raw vegetables. I only have one raw meal a day. At night I eat warm,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taylor-schilling/i-try-not-to-eat-too-many-raw-vegetables-i-only-have-one-raw-meal-a/)

[Taylor Schilling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taylor-schilling/)

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> [A rake is a composition of all the lowest, most ignoble, degrading, and shameful vices; they all conspire to disgrace his character,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lord-chesterfield/a-rake-is-a-composition-of-all-the-lowest-most-ignoble-degrading-and/)

[Lord Chesterfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lord-chesterfield/)

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> [“To most people, I guess, turning twenty-one is all about booze. To me, turning twenty-one was all about coconut. Booze is nice,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-wizenberg/to-most-people-i-guess-turning-twenty-one-is-all-about-booze-to-me/)

[Molly Wizenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-wizenberg/)

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> [There's just enough drinking and cheating songs around without me adding to them. Unless you've got something better than "Misery and Gin"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aaron-watson/there-s-just-enough-drinking-and-cheating-songs-around-without-me/)

[Aaron Watson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aaron-watson/)

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> [Well...I'm on birth control" I was drinking the water again and choked on it. It took several moments of coughing before I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/well-i-m-on-birth-control-i-was-drinking-the-water-again-and-choked/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/never-underestimate-how-much-assistance-how-much-satisfaction-how/)

[Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/)

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> [The 21st Amendment gives the states the right to decide what the drinking ages should be and other aspects relative to alcoholic…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pete-coors/the-21st-amendment-gives-the-states-the-right-to-decide-what-the/)

[Pete Coors](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pete-coors/)

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> [Still, I have been no one's enemy but my own. My easy nature, either in drinking or anything else, was always ready…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-clare/still-i-have-been-no-one-s-enemy-but-my-own-my-easy-nature-either-in/)

[John Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-clare/)

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> [Bacchus ever fair and young, Drinking joys did first ordain. Bachus's blessings are a treasure, Drinking is the soldier's pleasure, Rich the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-dryden/bacchus-ever-fair-and-young-drinking-joys-did-first-ordain-bachus-s/)

[John Dryden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-dryden/)

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> [“If I hadn’t quit drinking, yeah, maybe I’d be dead or in jail. But probably I’d just be missing out on an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brendan-leonard/if-i-hadn-t-quit-drinking-yeah-maybe-i-d-be-dead-or-in-jail-but/)

[Brendan Leonard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brendan-leonard/)

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> [After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-wilde/after-the-first-glass-you-see-things-as-you-wish-they-were-after-the/)

[Oscar Wilde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-wilde/)

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> [I often wonder if all the writers who are alcoholics drink a lot because they aren't writing. It is not because they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natalie-goldberg/i-often-wonder-if-all-the-writers-who-are-alcoholics-drink-a-lot/)

[Natalie Goldberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natalie-goldberg/)

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> [I didn't have any intention of playing music for a living or anything like that. I was just not doing well in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-fairfield/i-didn-t-have-any-intention-of-playing-music-for-a-living-or-anything/)

[Frank Fairfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-fairfield/)

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> [Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields/christmas-at-my-house-is-always-at-least-six-or-seven-times-more/)

[W. C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields/)

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> [I watched the piles of feces go up the conveyor belt... They made their way through the machine... A few minutes later…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-gates/i-watched-the-piles-of-feces-go-up-the-conveyor-belt-they-made-their/)

[Bill Gates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-gates/)

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> [if a man be discreet enough to take to hard drinking in his youth, before his general emptiness is ascertained, his friends…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/agnes-repplier/if-a-man-be-discreet-enough-to-take-to-hard-drinking-in-his-youth/)

[Agnes Repplier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/agnes-repplier/)

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> [And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/and-this-should-go-without-saying-that-s-why-i-m-going-to-say-it/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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                        "text": "We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing. I will make mine whisky.",
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                        "text": "Apparently, sir you Chinese are far ahead of us in every respect, except that you don’t have entrepreneurs. And our nation, though it has no drinking water, electricity, sewage system, public transportation, sense of hygiene, discipline, courtesy, or punctuality, ‘’does’’ have entrepreneurs. Thousands and thousands of them. Especially in the field of technology. And these entrepreneurs—\"we\" entrepreneurs—have set up all these outsourcing companies that virtually run America now.",
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