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> [In fact, drinking milk and eating dairy products can rob your body of calcium and contribute to osteoporosis. If you eat dark…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-gannon/in-fact-drinking-milk-and-eating-dairy-products-can-rob-your-body-of/)

[Sharon Gannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-gannon/)

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> [There is something about Christmas that requires a rug rat. Little kids make Christmas fun. I wonder if could rent one for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-h-peterson/there-is-something-about-christmas-that-requires-a-rug-rat-little-3/)

[Eugene H. Peterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-h-peterson/)

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> [There are rituals not structures for being a poet, drinking too much, taking too many drugs, being a lady chaser, having your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-wakoski/there-are-rituals-not-structures-for-being-a-poet-drinking-too-much/)

[Diane Wakoski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-wakoski/)

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> [I have no inhibitions about smoking or drinking, but I think too much of my voice to place it in jeopardy. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanette-macdonald/i-have-no-inhibitions-about-smoking-or-drinking-but-i-think-too-much/)

[Jeanette MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanette-macdonald/)

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> [For those of you who don't know what it is, blackout drinking is when your brain goes to sleep, but your body…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/for-those-of-you-who-don-t-know-what-it-is-blackout-drinking-is-when/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [If you'd asked me at 30 where I'd be during the Masters when I was 46, I'd have pictured myself on a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-nicklaus/if-you-d-asked-me-at-30-where-i-d-be-during-the-masters-when-i-was-46/)

[Jack Nicklaus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-nicklaus/)

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> [I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/i-live-in-los-angeles-and-i-had-been-drinking-one-night-so-i-was-on/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

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> [As the moths around a taper, As the bees around a rose, As the gnats around a vapour, So the spirits group…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-barrett-browning/as-the-moths-around-a-taper-as-the-bees-around-a-rose-as-the-gnats/)

[Elizabeth Barrett Browning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-barrett-browning/)

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> [Heavily and hypnotically,with her soul flattening itself back like the ears of a hissing cat,Kizzy leaned in and drank of Jack Husk's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laini-taylor/heavily-and-hypnotically-with-her-soul-flattening-itself-back-like/)

[Laini Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laini-taylor/)

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> [My dad drank pretty heavily, and he never missed a day of work in his life. So I never looked at drinking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-trebek/my-dad-drank-pretty-heavily-and-he-never-missed-a-day-of-work-in-his/)

[Alex Trebek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-trebek/)

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> [You do not need to be an expert, or even particularly interested in wine, in order to enjoy drinking it. But tasting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-broadbent/you-do-not-need-to-be-an-expert-or-even-particularly-interested-in/)

[Michael Broadbent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-broadbent/)

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> [Do you know why more people don't sober up? Because they don't wear their livers on the outside. If everyone wore their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-c-beaton/do-you-know-why-more-people-don-t-sober-up-because-they-don-t-wear/)

[M.C. Beaton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-c-beaton/)

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> [The ending of my experience with cocaine came in a periodic way. I would get high less frequently, I would use smaller…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/the-ending-of-my-experience-with-cocaine-came-in-a-periodic-way-i/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I do, but I don't like doing that. I would do it out of hate or anger. I would do it because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-smith/i-do-but-i-don-t-like-doing-that-i-would-do-it-out-of-hate-or-anger-i/)

[Josh Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-smith/)

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> [The time has come to end this charade. The debts are unaffordable. If they won't cancel the debts I would suggest obstruction;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-sachs/the-time-has-come-to-end-this-charade-the-debts-are-unaffordable-if/)

[Jeffrey Sachs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-sachs/)

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> [Ive been in a lot of trouble. Ive been arrested a bunch of times. I fucked around for a while, so now…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shia-labeouf/ive-been-in-a-lot-of-trouble-ive-been-arrested-a-bunch-of-times-i/)

[Shia Labeouf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shia-labeouf/)

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> [“To this day, I am amazed at how many of my problems - most of which had nothing to do with drinking,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alcoholics-anonymous/to-this-day-i-am-amazed-at-how-many-of-my-problems-most-of-which-had/)

[Alcoholics Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alcoholics-anonymous/)

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> [I know people drink but sometimes theres a reason but its not good for you or me just hopefully itll all go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-know-people-drink-but-sometimes-theres-a-reason-but-its-not-good/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [For a father of my generation, it will be a great great achivement if he succeeds in keeping his kids away from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/reian-jain/for-a-father-of-my-generation-it-will-be-a-great-great-achivement-if/)

[Reian Jain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/reian-jain/)

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> [A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-butler-yeats/a-statesman-is-an-easy-man-he-tells-his-lies-by-rote-a-journalist/)

[William Butler Yeats](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-butler-yeats/)

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> [If CASA?s board, which includes such scientific experts as actress Jamie Lee Curtis, wants to tell the world that drinking is bad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-vaughan/if-casa-s-board-which-includes-such-scientific-experts-as-actress/)

[Bill Vaughan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-vaughan/)

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> [One pleasant surprise was when I interviewed Butch Patrick. I was expecting this bitter old drunk, and instead he had a total…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-gottfried/one-pleasant-surprise-was-when-i-interviewed-butch-patrick-i-was/)

[Gilbert Gottfried](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-gottfried/)

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> [My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/my-rule-of-life-prescribed-as-an-absolutely-sacred-rite-smoking/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

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> [“The drinking is only a Band-Aid to cover his hurt, his loneliness, his anger, his frustration, or whatever. If we simply take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-davis/the-drinking-is-only-a-band-aid-to-cover-his-hurt-his-loneliness-his/)

[Tom Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-davis/)

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> [At about the age of ten, my friends and I discovered the joys of sitting in graveyards drinking merrydown cider and kissing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/beth-orton/at-about-the-age-of-ten-my-friends-and-i-discovered-the-joys-of/)

[Beth Orton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/beth-orton/)

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> [“I mean, you know how it is. You chase a bottle of sleeping pills with a bottle of Jack Daniel's and life's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/courtney-summers/i-mean-you-know-how-it-is-you-chase-a-bottle-of-sleeping-pills-with-a/)

[Courtney Summers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/courtney-summers/)

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> [I like day dates. On night dates, you just go somewhere and start drinking. But if you really want to see if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-bibb/i-like-day-dates-on-night-dates-you-just-go-somewhere-and-start/)

[Leslie Bibb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-bibb/)

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> [I go to the healthier foods that are less chemically treated. I am drinking lots of water to get rid of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aretha-franklin/i-go-to-the-healthier-foods-that-are-less-chemically-treated-i-am/)

[Aretha Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aretha-franklin/)

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> [Experimenting with drugs, drinking, doing this just enough to be accepted as one of the crowd, but I hated drugs, and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gloria-gaynor/experimenting-with-drugs-drinking-doing-this-just-enough-to-be/)

[Gloria Gaynor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gloria-gaynor/)

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> [I became alcoholic at around age of 13 or 14. I was full-blown. Every day we would hide the alcohol, stealing from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/reginald-arvizu/i-became-alcoholic-at-around-age-of-13-or-14-i-was-full-blown-every/)

[Reginald Arvizu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/reginald-arvizu/)

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> [I don't want an entire world full of people just drinking Coca-Cola and eating McDonald's hamburgers and listening to American pop records.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-wyatt/i-don-t-want-an-entire-world-full-of-people-just-drinking-coca-cola/)

[Robert Wyatt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-wyatt/)

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> [My mother was a very absent mother. She was going out, she was drinking a lot, she liked to have fun. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-calle/my-mother-was-a-very-absent-mother-she-was-going-out-she-was-drinking/)

[Sophie Calle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-calle/)

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> [Spiritual practice is not just sitting and meditation. Practice is looking, thinking, touching, drinking, eating and talking. Every act, every breath, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nhat-hanh/spiritual-practice-is-not-just-sitting-and-meditation-practice-is/)

[Nhat Hanh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nhat-hanh/)

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> [“Trust this: drinking until you go away from the world only wastes moments of your life. All that time is lost. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damon-suede/trust-this-drinking-until-you-go-away-from-the-world-only-wastes/)

[Damon Suede](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damon-suede/)

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> [Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/diogenes-carried-a-bowl-with-him-for-years-but-one-day-saw-a-man/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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> [“Drinking’s funny. When I look back on it, all of our important decisions have been figured out when we were drinking. Even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raymond-carver/drinking-s-funny-when-i-look-back-on-it-all-of-our-important/)

[Raymond Carver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raymond-carver/)

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> [The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-pardo/the-last-time-i-drank-i-drove-into-a-ditch-which-doesn-t-sound-like/)

[Jimmy Pardo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-pardo/)

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> [If little faults proceeding on distemper Shall not be winked at, how shall we stretch our eye When capital crimes, chewed, swallowed,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/if-little-faults-proceeding-on-distemper-shall-not-be-winked-at-how/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [“Nothing bonds two solitary individuals like a good shared drunk. This is a scientific fact. It’s important, even necessary for the long-term…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sol-luckman/nothing-bonds-two-solitary-individuals-like-a-good-shared-drunk-this/)

[Sol Luckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sol-luckman/)

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> [Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into me, for that would be easier than to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/khalil-gibran/would-that-i-were-a-dry-well-and-that-the-people-tossed-stones-into/)

[Khalil Gibran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/khalil-gibran/)

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