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> [Drunkenness was in good repute in England till "Bloody Mary" frowned upon it; it remained popular in Germany. The French drank more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durant/drunkenness-was-in-good-repute-in-england-till-bloody-mary-frowned/)

[Will Durant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durant/)

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> [Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yann-martel/scientists-are-a-friendly-atheistic-hard-working-beer-drinking-lot/)

[Yann Martel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yann-martel/)

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> [No temperance society which is well officered and which has the real good of our fellow-men in view, will ever get drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/no-temperance-society-which-is-well-officered-and-which-has-the-real/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [The sad thing is, people don't want to believe that the person they're in love with is out of his mind, drinking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-kiedis/the-sad-thing-is-people-don-t-want-to-believe-that-the-person-they-re/)

[Anthony Kiedis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-kiedis/)

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> [It was reported today that the machine on board the International Space Station that turns urine into drinking water has been fixed.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/it-was-reported-today-that-the-machine-on-board-the-international/)

[Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/)

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> [That's a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom. They react…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-o-neill/that-s-a-big-deal-for-kids-when-they-come-into-the-kitchen-and-the/)

[Ed O'Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ed-o-neill/)

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> [Try not to have any break in chanting the mantra even for a moment. Continue repeating the mantra while engaged in any…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mata-amritanandamayi/try-not-to-have-any-break-in-chanting-the-mantra-even-for-a-moment/)

[Mata Amritanandamayi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mata-amritanandamayi/)

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> [Paris was incredible. Everything about it for me, from spending hours eating, drinking and talking to walking through the streets...at that time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-hudson/paris-was-incredible-everything-about-it-for-me-from-spending-hours/)

[Kate Hudson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-hudson/)

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> [Because even if they are doing something immoral, I'd be an idiot to start criticizing them for it if I wasn't perfect…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/because-even-if-they-are-doing-something-immoral-i-d-be-an-idiot-to/)

[Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/)

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> [Katagiri Roshi says: "Poor artists. They suffer very much. They finish a masterpiece and they are not satisfied. They want to go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natalie-goldberg/katagiri-roshi-says-poor-artists-they-suffer-very-much-they-finish-a/)

[Natalie Goldberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natalie-goldberg/)

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> [“The group’s laughter echoed off the stained, plaster ceiling. I raised my beer, but before I clinked the bottles together, I challenged…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cheryl-r-cowtan/the-group-s-laughter-echoed-off-the-stained-plaster-ceiling-i-raised/)

[Cheryl R Cowtan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cheryl-r-cowtan/)

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> [The whole world's scared, so I swallow the fear, the only thing I should be drinking is an ice cold beer. So…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-nk/the-whole-world-s-scared-so-i-swallow-the-fear-the-only-thing-i/)

[P!nk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-nk/)

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> [The mountain glaciers in every region of the world are melting, many of them at an accelerated rate, threatening drinking supplies -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/al-gore/the-mountain-glaciers-in-every-region-of-the-world-are-melting-many/)

[Al Gore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/al-gore/)

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> [“When I walked into the house, I went in search of one of my dad's bottles. Not that they were that hard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-alire-s-enz/when-i-walked-into-the-house-i-went-in-search-of-one-of-my-dad-s/)

[Benjamin Alire Sáenz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-alire-s-enz/)

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> [In doing zazen it is desirable to have a quiet room. You should be temperate in eating and drinking, forsaking all delusive…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dogen/in-doing-zazen-it-is-desirable-to-have-a-quiet-room-you-should-be/)

[Dogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dogen/)

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> [The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken/the-harsh-useful-things-of-the-world-from-pulling-teeth-to-digging/)

[H. L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken/)

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> [The only result my father got for his money was the certainty that his son had laid faultlessly the foundation of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/flann-o-brien/the-only-result-my-father-got-for-his-money-was-the-certainty-that/)

[Flann O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/flann-o-brien/)

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> [I was not a good father in my first marriage. Although there are ways of deserting the family without leaving physically, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/malachy-mccourt/i-was-not-a-good-father-in-my-first-marriage-although-there-are-ways/)

[Malachy McCourt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/malachy-mccourt/)

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> [Persons drinking coffee, as a general rule, eat less, though coffee, and also tea, have little direct food value; but they retard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-parloa/persons-drinking-coffee-as-a-general-rule-eat-less-though-coffee-and/)

[Maria Parloa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-parloa/)

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> [“He pulled his hand back, aware now that sweat beaded on his forehead and that Rale watched him, his eyes dark, intense.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-w-carr/he-pulled-his-hand-back-aware-now-that-sweat-beaded-on-his-forehead/)

[Patrick W. Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-w-carr/)

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> [You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-sit-back-in-the-darkness-nursing-your-beer-breathing-in-that/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The cross is going to judge everything in your life: your eating, your drinking, your sleeping, your spending, your talking. Everything is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leonard-ravenhill/the-cross-is-going-to-judge-everything-in-your-life-your-eating-your/)

[Leonard Ravenhill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leonard-ravenhill/)

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> [Sam loved to listen to music and make his own songs, to wear soft velvets, to play in the castle kitchen beside…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sam-loved-to-listen-to-music-and-make-his-own-songs-to-wear-soft/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“If all be true that i do think, There are fice reasons we should drink, Good wine- a friend - or being…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-aldrich/if-all-be-true-that-i-do-think-there-are-fice-reasons-we-should-drink/)

[Henry Aldrich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-aldrich/)

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> [At the moment there are 1 in 8 people who have no access to clear drinking water, about a billion people worldwide,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cate-blanchett/at-the-moment-there-are-1-in-8-people-who-have-no-access-to-clear/)

[Cate Blanchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cate-blanchett/)

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> [Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/give-an-irishman-lager-for-a-month-and-he-s-a-dead-man-an-irishman-s/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [I'm at a slightly higher risk for type 2 diabetes, and my grandmother had diabetes. My hemoglobin a1c, which is one of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-wojcicki/i-m-at-a-slightly-higher-risk-for-type-2-diabetes-and-my-grandmother/)

[Anne Wojcicki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-wojcicki/)

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> [St. Patrick's Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It's not the biggest. It's right behind New Year's Eve, Fourth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/st-patrick-s-day-is-the-fourth-biggest-drinking-day-in-america-it-s/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [The alcoholism got me and I ruined my first marriage with drinking and the lying and the deceit and infidelity, and all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/malachy-mccourt/the-alcoholism-got-me-and-i-ruined-my-first-marriage-with-drinking/)

[Malachy McCourt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/malachy-mccourt/)

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> [I fought back, got injured again and I had to have another operation. I got down and depressed and I think I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-gascoigne/i-fought-back-got-injured-again-and-i-had-to-have-another-operation-i/)

[Paul Gascoigne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-gascoigne/)

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> [Drunk man:red solo cup you myyyy friend...zzzzz -----the next day---- hangover man: red solo cup you fuck...zzzz -----clean up day----- man: oh…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/drunk-man-red-solo-cup-you-myyyy-friend-zzzzz-the-next-day-hangover/)

[MrAwesome](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mrawesome/)

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> [You can do something as simple as drinking two cups of water before a meal to fill your belly a bit so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathy-freston/you-can-do-something-as-simple-as-drinking-two-cups-of-water-before-a/)

[Kathy Freston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathy-freston/)

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> [I've often said that all poetry is political. This is because real poems deal with a human response to reality and politics…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yehuda-amichai/i-ve-often-said-that-all-poetry-is-political-this-is-because-real/)

[Yehuda Amichai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yehuda-amichai/)

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> [The elks, on the other hand live up in the hills, and in the spring they come down for their annual convention.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/morrie-ryskind/the-elks-on-the-other-hand-live-up-in-the-hills-and-in-the-spring/)

[Morrie Ryskind](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/morrie-ryskind/)

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> [“…She said you need to eat well, say prayers without fail each morning and night, and avoid drinking strong spirits." "One problem.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dean-koontz/she-said-you-need-to-eat-well-say-prayers-without-fail-each-morning/)

[Dean Koontz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dean-koontz/)

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> [Drink a bottle of French water and then step into the shower for ten minutes and you've just received the exposure equivalent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandra-steingraber/drink-a-bottle-of-french-water-and-then-step-into-the-shower-for-ten/)

[Sandra Steingraber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandra-steingraber/)

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> [I accept that keeping in shape doesn't come naturally, so I work hard. I hit the gym every day: Pilates, yoga, weights.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-evangelista/i-accept-that-keeping-in-shape-doesn-t-come-naturally-so-i-work-hard/)

[Linda Evangelista](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-evangelista/)

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> [As far as vintage Champagne goes, I loved 1990; it's a great, great vintage. I bought a lot of 1990 Blanc de…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-m-parker-jr/as-far-as-vintage-champagne-goes-i-loved-1990-it-s-a-great-great/)

[Robert M. Parker, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-m-parker-jr/)

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> [“Sake The jewel which brightly shines at night Is precious, but cannot measure up To the delights of drinking sake, Drowning one's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/reiko-chiba/sake-the-jewel-which-brightly-shines-at-night-is-precious-but-cannot/)

[Reiko Chiba](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/reiko-chiba/)

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> [Both Miss Lavinia and Miss Clarissa had a superstition, however, that he would have declared his passion, if he had not been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-dickens/both-miss-lavinia-and-miss-clarissa-had-a-superstition-however-that/)

[Charles Dickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-dickens/)

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