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title: "Short Drinking Quotes"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [I don't do karaoke. I don't dance, even at weddings. I'm the grumpy one sitting down drinking wine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ricky-gervais/i-don-t-do-karaoke-i-don-t-dance-even-at-weddings-i-m-the-grumpy-one/)

[Ricky Gervais](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ricky-gervais/)

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> [ I don't mind 800 million Chinese drinking a bottle \[of Coca-Cola\] a day, but I don't want them to bring back the empties. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/i-don-t-mind-800-million-chinese-drinking-a-bottle-of-coca-cola-a-day/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

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> [I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-wonder-what-the-blood-alcohol-level-is-of-all-these-mosquitos-that/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-bernard-shaw/i-m-only-a-beer-teetotaler-not-a-champagne-teetotaler-i-don-t-like/)

[George Bernard Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-bernard-shaw/)

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> [Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/pain-makes-you-stronger-tears-make-you-braver-heartbreak-makes-you-2/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Drinking and taking drugs. I think there was also a sort of druggie or trance-like nature to the way that I used…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claire-dederer/drinking-and-taking-drugs-i-think-there-was-also-a-sort-of-druggie-or/)

[Claire Dederer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claire-dederer/)

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> [Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments. Faded way too long, I'm floatin' in and out of consciousness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drake/drinking-every-night-because-we-drink-to-my-accomplishments-faded-way/)

[Drake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drake/)

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> [“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-a-heinlein/be-wary-of-strong-drink-it-can-make-you-shoot-at-the-tax-collector/)

[Robert A. Heinlein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-a-heinlein/)

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> [Some Secret Service guys crashed a car into the White House. And they had been drinking when it happened. Actually, they hit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/some-secret-service-guys-crashed-a-car-into-the-white-house-and-they/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [“The drinking of coffee is an absolute sin! Our Glorious Prophet did not partake of coffee because he knew it dulled the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/orhan-pamuk/the-drinking-of-coffee-is-an-absolute-sin-our-glorious-prophet-did/)

[Orhan Pamuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/orhan-pamuk/)

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> [I've never been a drinker, I've never gotten into drugs ... You know, I think I have such a close family ...…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-kardashian/i-ve-never-been-a-drinker-i-ve-never-gotten-into-drugs-you-know-i/)

[Kim Kardashian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-kardashian/)

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> [I'm a big kid. I love drinking chocolate milk. I'm not afraid to watch some cartoons once in a while when I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-horschel/i-m-a-big-kid-i-love-drinking-chocolate-milk-i-m-not-afraid-to-watch/)

[Billy Horschel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-horschel/)

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> [Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/patriarchy-is-impotent-and-qualitatively-unable-to-solve-even-the/)

[Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/)

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> [It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-o-neill/it-reminded-him-of-his-uncle-seamus-the-notorious-and-poetic-drunk/)

[Molly O'Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-o-neill/)

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> [I know I can get to the stage where I'm drinking a lot. I tend to be rotten and groggy all day…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trisha-goddard/i-know-i-can-get-to-the-stage-where-i-m-drinking-a-lot-i-tend-to-be/)

[Trisha Goddard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trisha-goddard/)

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> [ What is most heartbreaking to me is the young women who don't report \[being raped\] because they were drinking, and they feel… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claire-mccaskill/what-is-most-heartbreaking-to-me-is-the-young-women-who-don-t-report/)

[Claire McCaskill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claire-mccaskill/)

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> [“I am not a finished poem, and I am not the song you’ve turned me into. I am a detached human being,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlotte-eriksson/i-am-not-a-finished-poem-and-i-am-not-the-song-you-ve-turned-me-into/)

[Charlotte Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlotte-eriksson/)

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> [I think the tendency with parents is to make your kid not unlike the next kid but to overprotect and say, "My…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-tosches/i-think-the-tendency-with-parents-is-to-make-your-kid-not-unlike-the/)

[Nick Tosches](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-tosches/)

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> [Women: I liked the colors of their clothing; the way they walked; the cruelty in some faces; now and then the almost…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/women-i-liked-the-colors-of-their-clothing-the-way-they-walked-the/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [ I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was \[really\] an alcoholic. Honestly,… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-hopper/i-ve-been-sober-now-for-18-years-with-all-the-drugs-psychedelics-and/)

[Dennis Hopper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-hopper/)

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> [For the first time, I notice the lax skin at Mrs. Nightwing's jaw, the fine down that lies upon her cheek like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/libba-bray/for-the-first-time-i-notice-the-lax-skin-at-mrs-nightwing-s-jaw-the/)

[Libba Bray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/libba-bray/)

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> [An assassin can be found for every president. And for every prophet there are a thousand interpreters to distort the essence of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sergei-lukyanenko/an-assassin-can-be-found-for-every-president-and-for-every-prophet/)

[Sergei Lukyanenko](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sergei-lukyanenko/)

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> [The assumption is that people so ignorant and thoughtless and silly and greedy may simply call upon the Army Corps of Engineers…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wendell-berry/the-assumption-is-that-people-so-ignorant-and-thoughtless-and-silly/)

[Wendell Berry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wendell-berry/)

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> [When I went home, my family became a little lonely family because it was just me and my mom. Part of my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jodie-foster/when-i-went-home-my-family-became-a-little-lonely-family-because-it/)

[Jodie Foster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jodie-foster/)

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> [Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/drinking-and-driving-there-are-stupider-things-but-it-s-a-very-short/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-luther/whoever-drinks-beer-he-is-quick-to-sleep-whoever-sleeps-long-does-not/)

[Martin Luther](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-luther/)

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> [When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-bourdain/when-dealing-with-complex-transportation-issues-the-best-thing-to-do/)

[Anthony Bourdain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-bourdain/)

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> [I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/i-had-to-stop-drinkin-cuz-i-got-tired-of-waking-up-in-my-car-driving/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

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> [We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-k-chesterton/we-should-thank-god-for-beer-and-burgundy-by-not-drinking-too-much-of/)

[Gilbert K. Chesterton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-k-chesterton/)

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> [In a country where half a million die every year only for drinking polluted water, it is more necessary for us to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/imran-khan/in-a-country-where-half-a-million-die-every-year-only-for-drinking/)

[Imran Khan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/imran-khan/)

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> [A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/a-beautiful-vacuum-filled-with-wealthy-monogamists-all-powerful-and/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [Alcohol may also persuade us that we have found the truth about life, a comforting experience rarely available in the sober hour.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-acocella/alcohol-may-also-persuade-us-that-we-have-found-the-truth-about-life/)

[Joan Acocella](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-acocella/)

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> [How to Drink Like a Gentleman: The Things to Do and the Things Not To, as Learned in 30 Years' Extensive Research.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken/how-to-drink-like-a-gentleman-the-things-to-do-and-the-things-not-to/)

[H. L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken/)

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> [The perfect BOY FRIEND doesn't drink,doesn't smoke,doesn't cheat and doesn't EXIST](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-perfect-boy-friend-doesn-t-drink-doesn-t-smoke-doesn-t-cheat-and/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/i-m-more-than-a-few-neurons-shy-of-a-synapse-right-now-and-it-feels/)

[Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/)

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> [(Those women whom the distaff no longer claims nor spun cloth) driven made, mad, mad by Bacchus.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hilda-doolittle/those-women-whom-the-distaff-no-longer-claims-nor-spun-cloth-driven/)

[Hilda Doolittle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hilda-doolittle/)

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> [“I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant...if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-have-a-question-is-it-okay-to-drink-while-you-re-pregnant-if-you-re/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

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> [“I guess I forgot we were going out tonight." "We always go out on Fridays." "It's Thursday, Alvis." "You are so tied…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jess-walter/i-guess-i-forgot-we-were-going-out-tonight-we-always-go-out-on/)

[Jess Walter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jess-walter/)

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> [I would fain keep sober always; and there are infinite degrees of drunkenness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-david-thoreau/i-would-fain-keep-sober-always-and-there-are-infinite-degrees-of/)

[Henry David Thoreau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-david-thoreau/)

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> [Since I stopped drinking my love life has taken a really serious hit. Romantic encounters that seemed like a really good idea…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moby/since-i-stopped-drinking-my-love-life-has-taken-a-really-serious-hit/)

[Moby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moby/)

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