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title: "Inspiring Drinking Qoutes"
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> [I realised that not every time I was drinking I got in trouble, but every time I was in trouble I'd been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mat-fraser/i-realised-that-not-every-time-i-was-drinking-i-got-in-trouble-but/)

[Mat Fraser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mat-fraser/)

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> [I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-parker/i-like-to-have-a-martini-two-at-the-very-most-after-three-i-m-under/)

[Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-parker/)

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> [There are only three things worthwhile -- fighting, drinking, and making love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katharine-fullerton-gerould/there-are-only-three-things-worthwhile-fighting-drinking-and-making/)

[Katharine Fullerton Gerould](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katharine-fullerton-gerould/)

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> [“Beer bottles, whiskey bottles, brown glass, green. They fell to the lawn and I'd feel serene. Adam was king to my stilted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-bernheimer/beer-bottles-whiskey-bottles-brown-glass-green-they-fell-to-the-lawn/)

[Kate Bernheimer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-bernheimer/)

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> [Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at any time, madam, is all that distinguishes us from the other animals.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pierre-de-beaumarchais/drinking-when-we-are-not-thirsty-and-making-love-at-any-time-madam-is/)

Pierre De Beaumarchais

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> [Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-levine/only-irish-coffee-provides-in-a-single-glass-all-four-essential-food/)

Alex Levine

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> [“There's no point in writing my kind of stuff, when they're printing that kind of stuff. So I gave up and started…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/there-s-no-point-in-writing-my-kind-of-stuff-when-they-re-printing/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [There Are Two Great Kings Who Are Ruling The World Till Now Smo-kiing Drin-Kiing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karal/there-are-two-great-kings-who-are-ruling-the-world-till-now-smo-kiing/)

Karal

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> [If you have a glass full of liquid you can discourse forever on its qualities, discuss whether it is cold, warm, whether…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taisen-deshimaru/if-you-have-a-glass-full-of-liquid-you-can-discourse-forever-on-its/)

[Taisen Deshimaru](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taisen-deshimaru/)

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> [Solutions and technologies exist to provide clean, affordable drinking water anywhere in the world. These solutions will save lives, reduce financial burdens,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jewel/solutions-and-technologies-exist-to-provide-clean-affordable-drinking/)

[Jewel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jewel/)

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> [It was easy being healthy when I was young. I was full of energy, so sports and physical challenges were fun. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-kiyosaki/it-was-easy-being-healthy-when-i-was-young-i-was-full-of-energy-so/)

[Robert Kiyosaki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-kiyosaki/)

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> [I grew up eating hamburger helper, macaroni and cheese, and drinking lots of milk, and looked at lots of cows; but I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-rapp/i-grew-up-eating-hamburger-helper-macaroni-and-cheese-and-drinking/)

[Adam Rapp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-rapp/)

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> [The last two years with the Eagles were pretty intense times. There was a lot of drinking and we were all getting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glenn-frey/the-last-two-years-with-the-eagles-were-pretty-intense-times-there/)

[Glenn Frey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glenn-frey/)

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> [Most people manage pain by eating, drinking, smoking, distracting themselves, working harder. That's just managing pain, the pain that comes from not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-robbins/most-people-manage-pain-by-eating-drinking-smoking-distracting/)

[Tony Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-robbins/)

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> [The earth is soaked and soggy with rain. Everything is drinking its fill and the surplus gluts the drains. The sky is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-carr/the-earth-is-soaked-and-soggy-with-rain-everything-is-drinking-its/)

[Emily Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-carr/)

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> [One realizes how we take water for granted and how important it is to have it in order to stay alive. Beyond…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-basinger/one-realizes-how-we-take-water-for-granted-and-how-important-it-is-to/)

[Kim Basinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-basinger/)

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> [In her memoir, Anne Robinson recounts the wake-up call which motivated her to stop drinking. Leaving her eight-year-old daughter alone in their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-robinson/in-her-memoir-anne-robinson-recounts-the-wake-up-call-which-motivated/)

[Anne Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-robinson/)

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> [My kids have to maintain good grades. They have to be involved in activities. They have to report to me how thing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-singletary/my-kids-have-to-maintain-good-grades-they-have-to-be-involved-in/)

[Michelle Singletary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-singletary/)

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> [It had been three weeks, four days and twelve hours since I'd seen her. Since she'd torn my heart out. If I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abbi-glines/it-had-been-three-weeks-four-days-and-twelve-hours-since-i-d-seen-her/)

[Abbi Glines](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abbi-glines/)

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> [All Jesus' pictures are falsifications; they cannot be about the real Jesus. This real man must have been totally different, because we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rajneesh/all-jesus-pictures-are-falsifications-they-cannot-be-about-the-real/)

[Rajneesh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rajneesh/)

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> [I just love to play music. I enjoy it more than anything. I enjoy it more than drinking with my friends in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-odell/i-just-love-to-play-music-i-enjoy-it-more-than-anything-i-enjoy-it/)

[Tom Odell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-odell/)

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> [I was a barfly, so going to work and acting and rehearsing and then going and sitting in a bar and drinking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-heard/i-was-a-barfly-so-going-to-work-and-acting-and-rehearsing-and-then/)

[John Heard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-heard/)

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> [When you go out with a drunk, you’ll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/when-you-go-out-with-a-drunk-you-ll-notice-how-a-drunk-fills-your/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [ \[from The One and Only Official Mr. Gum Official Glossary That Tells You What Words Mean by Explaining Them Using Other Words\]… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-stanton/from-the-one-and-only-official-mr-gum-official-glossary-that-tells/)

Andy Stanton

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> [Champagne is the only drink that leaves a woman still beautiful after drinking it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madame-de-pompadour/champagne-is-the-only-drink-that-leaves-a-woman-still-beautiful-after/)

[Madame de Pompadour](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madame-de-pompadour/)

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> [Feeding plants to animals then eating the animals is like filtering water through a sewer then drinking it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-friedrich/feeding-plants-to-animals-then-eating-the-animals-is-like-filtering/)

[Bruce Friedrich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-friedrich/)

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> [Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kerr/even-though-a-number-of-people-have-tried-no-one-has-yet-found-a-way/)

[Jean Kerr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-kerr/)

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> [“Piano Man put up a fight but his resistance was futile. Hell hath no fury like a drunken girl at her bachelorette…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vicki-lesage/piano-man-put-up-a-fight-but-his-resistance-was-futile-hell-hath-no/)

[Vicki Lesage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vicki-lesage/)

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> [Ok, now where that alcohol? You aint even got to ask cause Imma drink it all like, like its my last.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/big-sean/ok-now-where-that-alcohol-you-aint-even-got-to-ask-cause-imma-drink/)

[Big Sean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/big-sean/)

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> [Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gotthold-ephraim-lessing/let-us-be-lazy-in-everything-except-in-loving-and-drinking-except-in/)

[Gotthold Ephraim Lessing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gotthold-ephraim-lessing/)

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> [Drinking and partying never appealed to me in lyrics - they don't have a lot of meaning behind them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ava-max/drinking-and-partying-never-appealed-to-me-in-lyrics-they-don-t-have/)

[Ava Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ava-max/)

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> [Granted, I could go out and lose everything (by) gambling and drinking, but there's no sense in denying it. It's in my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-daly/granted-i-could-go-out-and-lose-everything-by-gambling-and-drinking/)

[John Daly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-daly/)

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> [Over and over, we have to go back to the beginning. We should not be ashamed of this. It is good. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natalie-goldberg/over-and-over-we-have-to-go-back-to-the-beginning-we-should-not-be/)

[Natalie Goldberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natalie-goldberg/)

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> [They say "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink." In the Marine Corps, you can make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-larson/they-say-you-can-lead-a-horse-to-water-but-you-can-t-make-him-drink/)

Fred Larson

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> [People say I have a drinking problem¦ i have no problem¦ i drink, i get drunk, i pass out, NO PROBLEM!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kiran/people-say-i-have-a-drinking-problem-i-have-no-problem-i-drink-i-get/)

[Kiran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kiran/)

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> [I wasn't out drinking and abusing my body. I simply loved to go out and dance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/willie-stargell/i-wasn-t-out-drinking-and-abusing-my-body-i-simply-loved-to-go-out/)

[Willie Stargell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/willie-stargell/)

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> [They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/casey-stengel/they-say-some-of-my-stars-drink-whiskey-but-i-have-found-that-ones/)

[Casey Stengel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/casey-stengel/)

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> [One day you are drinking the wine, and they next day you are picking the grapes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lou-holtz/one-day-you-are-drinking-the-wine-and-they-next-day-you-are-picking/)

[Lou Holtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lou-holtz/)

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> [I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-parker/i-m-not-a-writer-with-a-drinking-problem-i-m-a-drinker-with-a-writing/)

[Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-parker/)

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> [Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/taking-the-pledge-will-not-make-bad-liquor-good-but-it-will-improve-it/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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