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title: "Inspiring Drinking Proverbs"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [I don't do anything or have any magical secret or something, other than drinking baby's blood, of course.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-stamos/i-don-t-do-anything-or-have-any-magical-secret-or-something-other/)

[John Stamos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-stamos/)

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> [“Indeed, these people are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/acts-2-15/indeed-these-people-are-not-drunk-as-you-suppose-for-it-is-only-nine/)

Acts 2:15

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> [Call him drunken Ira Hayes, he won't answer any more. Not the whiskey drinking Indian, nor the Marine that went to war.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-cash/call-him-drunken-ira-hayes-he-won-t-answer-any-more-not-the-whiskey/)

[Johnny Cash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-cash/)

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> [Radiation, unlike smoking, drinking, and overeating, gives no pleasure, so the possible victims object.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isaac-asimov/radiation-unlike-smoking-drinking-and-overeating-gives-no-pleasure-so/)

[Isaac Asimov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isaac-asimov/)

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> [Making a movie and not directing the little moments is like drinking a soda and leaving the little slurp puddle for someone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-spielberg/making-a-movie-and-not-directing-the-little-moments-is-like-drinking/)

[Steven Spielberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-spielberg/)

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> [Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francis-chichester/any-damn-fool-can-navigate-the-world-sober-it-takes-a-really-good/)

Francis Chichester

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> [I think everyone knows that I'm the type of person who can have a good time without drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ainsley-harriott/i-think-everyone-knows-that-i-m-the-type-of-person-who-can-have-a/)

[Ainsley Harriott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ainsley-harriott/)

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> [Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerard-way/drinking-beer-doesn-t-make-you-fat-it-makes-you-lean-against-bars/)

[Gerard Way](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gerard-way/)

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> [I eat for a living, so working out is definitely part of my job, the same way that the eating, tasting, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-simmons/i-eat-for-a-living-so-working-out-is-definitely-part-of-my-job-the/)

[Gail Simmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-simmons/)

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> [I might be too strung out on compliments, overdosed on confidence/ Started not to give a f- and stop fearing the consequence/…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drake/i-might-be-too-strung-out-on-compliments-overdosed-on-confidence-3/)

[Drake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drake/)

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> [Being twenty-something is all about taking it in: eating it, drinking it, and spitting out the seeds later. It's about being fearless,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jodie-foster/being-twenty-something-is-all-about-taking-it-in-eating-it-drinking/)

[Jodie Foster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jodie-foster/)

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> [To quote Homer Simpson, alcohol is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. I don't think there's anything wrong with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moby/to-quote-homer-simpson-alcohol-is-the-cause-and-solution-to-all-of/)

[Moby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moby/)

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> [My father's drinking was sometimes a problem. And a great deal went unspoken. He was not particularly acute or articulate about the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ian-mcewan/my-father-s-drinking-was-sometimes-a-problem-and-a-great-deal-went/)

[Ian Mcewan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ian-mcewan/)

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> [People confuse the fact that I discuss drinking openly with the idea that I'm a heavy drinker. I don't want girls at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/people-confuse-the-fact-that-i-discuss-drinking-openly-with-the-idea/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

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> [“The last thing I remembered was joining the crew in a rendition of “Take to the Sky,” but the rest of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katherine-mcintyre/the-last-thing-i-remembered-was-joining-the-crew-in-a-rendition-of/)

[Katherine McIntyre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katherine-mcintyre/)

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> [Frankly, alcohol leads to a lot of other things when you start drinking at 12-years old. It is a big problem that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-wamp/frankly-alcohol-leads-to-a-lot-of-other-things-when-you-start/)

[Zach Wamp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-wamp/)

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> [I guess ... I'm going to get that ice cream sundae they give you on the airplane. I usually pass on that,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terence-winter/i-guess-i-m-going-to-get-that-ice-cream-sundae-they-give-you-on-the/)

[Terence Winter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terence-winter/)

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> [I love wine, I love wine reps, I love everything about the drinking world. In fact, as a recovering alcoholic, I adore…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-zimmern/i-love-wine-i-love-wine-reps-i-love-everything-about-the-drinking/)

[Andrew Zimmern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-zimmern/)

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> [Stories about sensitive issues like sex, drugs or sexual assault, suicide and teen drinking, are often censored because people just don't want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-asher/stories-about-sensitive-issues-like-sex-drugs-or-sexual-assault/)

[Jay Asher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-asher/)

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> [Why not include a provision that everybody shall, in good weather, hunt on his own land and catch fish in rivers that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noah-webster/why-not-include-a-provision-that-everybody-shall-in-good-weather-hunt/)

[Noah Webster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noah-webster/)

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> [I grew up in Houston, and I remember we had separate drinking fountains, and black people sat in the balcony of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-quaid/i-grew-up-in-houston-and-i-remember-we-had-separate-drinking/)

[Dennis Quaid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-quaid/)

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> [Without in any way minimising the economic and psychological blow that people experience when they lose their jobs, the unemployed in affluent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-singer/without-in-any-way-minimising-the-economic-and-psychological-blow/)

[Peter Singer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-singer/)

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> [My father? A hard drinking man from the 70's. We actually have no pictures of my dad where he is not holding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/my-father-a-hard-drinking-man-from-the-70-s-we-actually-have-no/)

[Christopher Titus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-titus/)

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> [When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They'd never seen anything like that.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bette-midler/when-the-movies-first-started-audiences-were-dumbstruck-to-see/)

[Bette Midler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bette-midler/)

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> [Drinking bear is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/drinking-bear-is-easy-trashing-your-hotel-room-is-easy-but-being-a/)

[Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/)

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> [This is a pretty shitty flash mob. It's in my living room, only my family showed up, and they're just telling me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-amram/this-is-a-pretty-shitty-flash-mob-it-s-in-my-living-room-only-my/)

Megan Amram

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> [Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-jefferies/nobody-cares-that-you-re-smart-and-nobody-cares-that-your-kids-don-t/)

[Jim Jefferies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-jefferies/)

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> [I have a kid and I don't like parties and I did all my drinking and drug use very early on when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-ruffalo/i-have-a-kid-and-i-don-t-like-parties-and-i-did-all-my-drinking-and/)

[Mark Ruffalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-ruffalo/)

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> [Life with Fools consists in Drinking; with the wise Man, living's Thinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/life-with-fools-consists-in-drinking-with-the-wise-man-living-s/)

[Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/)

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> [In fact, not forgiving is like drinking rat poison and then waiting for the rat to die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-lamott/in-fact-not-forgiving-is-like-drinking-rat-poison-and-then-waiting/)

[Anne Lamott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-lamott/)

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> [Alcohol is not the answer to all questions.. But, if you don't get the answer it helps you to forget the question.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nishan-panwar/alcohol-is-not-the-answer-to-all-questions-but-if-you-don-t-get-the/)

[Nishan Panwar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nishan-panwar/)

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> [You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adolphus-busch/you-can-only-drink-30-or-40-glasses-of-beer-a-day-no-matter-how-rich/)

Adolphus Busch

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> [Men fed upon carnage, and drinking strong drinks, have all an impoisoned and acrid blood which drives them mad in a hundred…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/voltaire/men-fed-upon-carnage-and-drinking-strong-drinks-have-all-an/)

[Voltaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/voltaire/)

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> [After a theatre run, it took me a long time to start drinking again during the day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/after-a-theatre-run-it-took-me-a-long-time-to-start-drinking-again/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-zevon/i-m-drinking-here-break-motor-oil-and-bombay-gin-i-ll-sleep-when-i-m/)

[Warren Zevon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/warren-zevon/)

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> [A wise person once wrote, “Resentment is like drinking poison and hoping the other person would die.” But the only one dying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/debbie-ford/a-wise-person-once-wrote-resentment-is-like-drinking-poison-and/)

[Debbie Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/debbie-ford/)

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> [I get energy from meditation practice and from eating healthy fresh food, only one cup of espresso in the morning, and not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-simmons/i-get-energy-from-meditation-practice-and-from-eating-healthy-fresh/)

[Richard Simmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-simmons/)

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> [Summer Drinking Rule number 5: If you bring alcohol to a party, you must drink it or leave it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/summer-drinking-rule-number-5-if-you-bring-alcohol-to-a-party-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [It simply works. You do it twice a year. Who cares? And it balances my smoking and drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-cowell/it-simply-works-you-do-it-twice-a-year-who-cares-and-it-balances-my/)

[Simon Cowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-cowell/)

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> [Vic bears you no ill will. He is outside drinking the Dew of the Mountain and will be glad to see you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claudia-gray/vic-bears-you-no-ill-will-he-is-outside-drinking-the-dew-of-the/)

[Claudia Gray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claudia-gray/)

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