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title: "Inspiring Drinking Wisdom"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [Well from a personal perspective, quitting drinking is a decision I felt good about.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-w-bush/well-from-a-personal-perspective-quitting-drinking-is-a-decision-i/)

[George W. Bush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-w-bush/)

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> [Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-colbert/can-accidentally-eating-halal-food-make-you-muslim-yes-the-same-way/)

[Stephen Colbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-colbert/)

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> [Girls shouldn't drink because their bodies are not made for drinking and smoking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rakul-preet-singh/girls-shouldn-t-drink-because-their-bodies-are-not-made-for-drinking/)

[Rakul Preet Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rakul-preet-singh/)

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> [It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-luther/it-is-better-to-think-of-church-in-the-ale-house-than-to-think-of-the/)

[Martin Luther](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-luther/)

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> [When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/when-i-stopped-drinking-it-was-only-because-i-thought-if-i-don-t-stop/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

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> [Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give him a fishing lesson and he'll sit in a boat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-blackwell/give-a-man-a-fish-and-feed-him-for-a-day-give-him-a-fishing-lesson/)

[Alex Blackwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-blackwell/)

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> [It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-s-saturday-the-toughest-decision-you-need-to-make-is-bottle-or/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Right now everyone is drinking bad wine made of sour grapes and hysteria. Let them drink it, and let them regret it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-addison-allen/right-now-everyone-is-drinking-bad-wine-made-of-sour-grapes-and/)

[Sarah Addison Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-addison-allen/)

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> [Without the assistance of eating and drinking, the most sparkling wit would be as heavy as a bad soufflé, and the brightest…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexis-soyer/without-the-assistance-of-eating-and-drinking-the-most-sparkling-wit/)

[Alexis Soyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexis-soyer/)

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> [The shamrock is a religious symbol. St. Patrick said the leaves represented the trinity: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-colbert/the-shamrock-is-a-religious-symbol-st-patrick-said-the-leaves/)

[Stephen Colbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-colbert/)

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> [And I'm up while the dawn is breaking, even though my heart is aching. I should be drinking a toast to absent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elvis-costello/and-i-m-up-while-the-dawn-is-breaking-even-though-my-heart-is-aching/)

[Elvis Costello](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elvis-costello/)

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> [“My side felt a lot better when Nora called me at noon the next day. "My nice policeman wants to see you,"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dashiell-hammett/my-side-felt-a-lot-better-when-nora-called-me-at-noon-the-next-day-my/)

[Dashiell Hammett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dashiell-hammett/)

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> [“Ive created a new drink! I'm calling it the Piñata Colada! Its sweet and tasty, but when you wake up the next…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jos-n-harris/ive-created-a-new-drink-i-m-calling-it-the-pi-ata-colada-its-sweet/)

[José N. Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jos-n-harris/)

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> [He hesitated, then lifted his head and sniffed. “Have you been drinking?” The question was more curious than accusatory. “No,” Bast said.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-rothfuss/he-hesitated-then-lifted-his-head-and-sniffed-have-you-been-drinking/)

[Patrick Rothfuss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-rothfuss/)

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> [“The lover drinks and the cup-bearer pours. The lover thinks but the cup-bearer knows: love begets love. Since this wine is love,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kamand-kojouri/the-lover-drinks-and-the-cup-bearer-pours-the-lover-thinks-but-the/)

[Kamand Kojouri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kamand-kojouri/)

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> [a woman's place is in the kitchen...sitting in a comfortable chair, with her feet up, drinking a glass of wine and watching…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-gilbert/a-woman-s-place-is-in-the-kitchen-sitting-in-a-comfortable-chair-with/)

[Elizabeth Gilbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-gilbert/)

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> [“Sala called for more drink and Sweep brought four rums, saying they were on the house. We thanked him and sat for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/sala-called-for-more-drink-and-sweep-brought-four-rums-saying-they/)

[Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/)

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> [I like to go to the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at the frat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aries-spears/i-like-to-go-to-the-frat-house-and-drink-with-my-white-friends/)

[Aries Spears](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aries-spears/)

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> [When you aren't drinking or using drugs or spending lots of money on fancy toys or basking in the glow of fame…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glenn-beck/when-you-aren-t-drinking-or-using-drugs-or-spending-lots-of-money-on/)

[Glenn Beck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glenn-beck/)

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> [When people hear about legal restrictions on marketing and advertising, often the response is: Aren't you just being a food nanny? Isn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-lappe/when-people-hear-about-legal-restrictions-on-marketing-and/)

[Anna Lappe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-lappe/)

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> [The more you look into health and health inequalities, you realize that a lot of it is not due to a particular…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helene-d-gayle/the-more-you-look-into-health-and-health-inequalities-you-realize/)

[Helene D. Gayle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helene-d-gayle/)

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> [I was in college, it was my first year of college when I got the show, so I've been kinda' partying a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/topher-grace/i-was-in-college-it-was-my-first-year-of-college-when-i-got-the-show/)

[Topher Grace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/topher-grace/)

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> [And so, while the rest of the world went on unaware, drinking their coffee, reading the sports page, and picking up their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-dessen/and-so-while-the-rest-of-the-world-went-on-unaware-drinking-their/)

[Sarah Dessen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-dessen/)

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> [When Prohibition was introduced, I hoped that it would be widely supported by public opinion and the day would soon come when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-d-rockefeller/when-prohibition-was-introduced-i-hoped-that-it-would-be-widely/)

[John D. Rockefeller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-d-rockefeller/)

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> [My ideal night for me, personally, is watching Disney movies and drinking a glass of wine by myself in the hotel room.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexa-bliss/my-ideal-night-for-me-personally-is-watching-disney-movies-and/)

[Alexa Bliss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexa-bliss/)

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> [No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-k-chesterton/no-animal-ever-invented-anything-as-bad-as-drunkenness-or-so-good-as/)

[Gilbert K. Chesterton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-k-chesterton/)

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> [ I'm a professional at \[drinking\], so that's why I've never had scandals before. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seungri/i-m-a-professional-at-drinking-so-that-s-why-i-ve-never-had-scandals/)

[Seungri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seungri/)

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> [It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherman-alexie/it-was-so-quiet-a-reservation-kind-of-quiet-where-you-can-hear/)

[Sherman Alexie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherman-alexie/)

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> [Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/kissing-is-like-drinking-tea-with-a-tea-strainer-you-can-never-get/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

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> [Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-carey/things-don-t-make-me-nearly-as-happy-as-talking-and-having-a-beer/)

[Drew Carey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-carey/)

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> [I lift my restraining order against sobriety for 40 days each Lent. I miss you alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/i-lift-my-restraining-order-against-sobriety-for-40-days-each-lent-i/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

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> [I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-mullally/i-ll-quit-coffee-it-won-t-be-easy-drinking-my-bailey-s-straight-but-i/)

[Megan Mullally](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megan-mullally/)

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> [Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dudley-moore/not-everyone-who-drinks-is-a-poet-some-of-us-drink-because-we-re-not/)

[Dudley Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dudley-moore/)

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> [Its a bit cloudy in London but people are already drinking out on the streets- God Bless the pubs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guillermo-del-toro/its-a-bit-cloudy-in-london-but-people-are-already-drinking-out-on-the/)

[Guillermo del Toro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guillermo-del-toro/)

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> [The chromatic scale is what you use to give the effect of drinking a quinine martini and having an enema simultaneously.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-larkin/the-chromatic-scale-is-what-you-use-to-give-the-effect-of-drinking-a/)

[Philip Larkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-larkin/)

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> [I'm drinking champagne, got the head phones up high, can't numb you out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joni-mitchell/i-m-drinking-champagne-got-the-head-phones-up-high-can-t-numb-you-out/)

[Joni Mitchell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joni-mitchell/)

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> [Every 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let's try to speed it up... there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-stanhope/every-17-seconds-a-child-dies-on-this-planet-from-no-clean-drinking/)

[Doug Stanhope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-stanhope/)

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> [Do something to make more money yourself - spend less time drinking or smoking and socialising, and more time working.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-rinehart/do-something-to-make-more-money-yourself-spend-less-time-drinking-or/)

[Gina Rinehart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-rinehart/)

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> [“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-ratcliffe/a-computer-lets-you-make-more-mistakes-faster-than-any-other/)

[Mitch Ratcliffe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-ratcliffe/)

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> [Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/meeting-someone-who-is-also-drunk-and-immediately-becoming-best/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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