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title: "Best Drinking Words"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [But Champagne is not drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-niven/but-champagne-is-not-drinking/)

[David Niven](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-niven/)

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> [Next to music beer was best.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carson-mccullers/next-to-music-beer-was-best/)

[Carson McCullers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carson-mccullers/)

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> [I got rid of all those reporters.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myrna-loy/i-got-rid-of-all-those-reporters/)

[Myrna Loy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/myrna-loy/)

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> [How do you look when I'm sober?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ring-lardner-jr/how-do-you-look-when-i-m-sober/)

[Ring Lardner, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ring-lardner-jr/)

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> [I find drinking really helps.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-spacey/i-find-drinking-really-helps/)

[Kevin Spacey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-spacey/)

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> [Protocol, alcohol, and Geritol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adlai-e-stevenson/protocol-alcohol-and-geritol/)

[Adlai E. Stevenson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adlai-e-stevenson/)

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> [My nerves could use a drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/grace-kelly/my-nerves-could-use-a-drink/)

[Grace Kelly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/grace-kelly/)

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> [Write drunk; edit sober.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/write-drunk-edit-sober/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eden-phillpotts/beer-drinking-doesn-t-do-half-the-harm-of-lovemaking/)

[Eden Phillpotts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eden-phillpotts/)

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> [I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/i-gotta-quit-smoking-doctor-s-orders-and-the-drinking-court-orders/)

[Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/)

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> [I am a drinker with writing problems.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brendan-behan/i-am-a-drinker-with-writing-problems/)

[Brendan Behan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brendan-behan/)

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> [The problem with drinking and driving is the mourning after.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-problem-with-drinking-and-driving-is-the-mourning-after/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Never trust a woman who doesn't drink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tyler-rish/never-trust-a-woman-who-doesn-t-drink/)

[Tyler Rish](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tyler-rish/)

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> [Okay, I've admitted to drinking too much. Okay, so I'm dealing with it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-ford/okay-i-ve-admitted-to-drinking-too-much-okay-so-i-m-dealing-with-it/)

[Rob Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-ford/)

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> [Good liquor is not cheap. Cheap liquor is not good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-draper/good-liquor-is-not-cheap-cheap-liquor-is-not-good/)

[Dorothy Draper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-draper/)

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> [Liquor is such a nice substitute for facing adult life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-b-hughes/liquor-is-such-a-nice-substitute-for-facing-adult-life/)

[Dorothy B. Hughes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-b-hughes/)

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> [Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/why-do-beer-companies-bother-with-an-expiration-date-it-s-never-going/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-best/in-1969-i-gave-up-women-and-alcohol-it-was-the-worst-20-minutes-of-my/)

[George Best](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-best/)

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> [“Drinking doesn’t make problems go away. Just because you can’t remember them doesn’t mean they’re not there.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-robb/drinking-doesn-t-make-problems-go-away-just-because-you-can-t/)

[J.D. Robb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-robb/)

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> [I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-went-on-a-diet-swore-off-drinking-and-heavy-eating-and-in-fourteen/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/typical-beer-pong-game-5-playing-beer-pong-95-chasing-the-ball-around/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [While drinking, while talking, while writing, while watering our garden, it's always possible to practice living in the here and the now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nhat-hanh/while-drinking-while-talking-while-writing-while-watering-our-garden/)

[Nhat Hanh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nhat-hanh/)

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> [I'm not an alcoholic. I only drink twice a year, when its by birthday and when its not my birthday.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ali/i-m-not-an-alcoholic-i-only-drink-twice-a-year-when-its-by-birthday/)

[Ali](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ali/)

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> [My favorite kind of coffee is the the kind where no one talks to me while I'm drinking it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-favorite-kind-of-coffee-is-the-the-kind-where-no-one-talks-to-me/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Opening the window, I sit at Taryn's desk and sip nettle tea, drinking in the sharp salt scent of the sea and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holly-black/opening-the-window-i-sit-at-taryn-s-desk-and-sip-nettle-tea-drinking/)

[Holly Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/holly-black/)

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> [There's nothing more boring than a rock'n'roll star. Someone who has been on the road for 10 years, expecting attention wherever he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/there-s-nothing-more-boring-than-a-rock-n-roll-star-someone-who-has/)

[Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/)

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> [I yell and scream like they do. I'm the worst of them. Totally. I'm a nightmare. Once they gave me the passport…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-kirwan/i-yell-and-scream-like-they-do-i-m-the-worst-of-them-totally-i-m-a/)

[John Kirwan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-kirwan/)

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> [No, Sir, claret is the liquor for boys; port for men: but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-boswell/no-sir-claret-is-the-liquor-for-boys-port-for-men-but-he-who-aspires-2/)

[James Boswell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-boswell/)

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> [Banquets are always pleasant things, consisting mostly, as they do, of eating and drinking; but the specially nice thing about a banquet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenneth-grahame/banquets-are-always-pleasant-things-consisting-mostly-as-they-do-of/)

[Kenneth Grahame](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenneth-grahame/)

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> [There's something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar - even in this fake-ass Irish…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-bourdain/there-s-something-wonderful-about-drinking-in-the-afternoon-a-not-too/)

[Anthony Bourdain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-bourdain/)

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> [How do you learn to pray? Well how do you learn to swim? Do you sit in a chair with your feet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leonard-ravenhill/how-do-you-learn-to-pray-well-how-do-you-learn-to-swim-do-you-sit-in/)

[Leonard Ravenhill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leonard-ravenhill/)

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> [For a long time I thought I knew for sure who I was. I grew up in New Orleans and became a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/for-a-long-time-i-thought-i-knew-for-sure-who-i-was-i-grew-up-in-new/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [“One of the things that strikes me most though is how some people don't realise they're self-harming. The phrase 'self-harm' brings up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carrie-hope-fletcher/one-of-the-things-that-strikes-me-most-though-is-how-some-people-don/)

[Carrie Hope Fletcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carrie-hope-fletcher/)

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> [It feels great to wake up feeling healthy, awake and alert. I love waking up in the morning, taking a deep breath,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/saif-ali-khan/it-feels-great-to-wake-up-feeling-healthy-awake-and-alert-i-love/)

[Saif Ali Khan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/saif-ali-khan/)

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> [With this job, always traveling on the plane and everything, I thought it would be really difficult to quit drinking on my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lara-stone/with-this-job-always-traveling-on-the-plane-and-everything-i-thought/)

[Lara Stone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lara-stone/)

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> [Let's say you're someone's phone, and you notice that your owner is drinking coffee at certain times of the day, just very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-wu/let-s-say-you-re-someone-s-phone-and-you-notice-that-your-owner-is/)

[Tim Wu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-wu/)

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> [I don't know if enjoy is the right word for alcohol. I like to drink, but I don't like enforced social drinking.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-tosches/i-don-t-know-if-enjoy-is-the-right-word-for-alcohol-i-like-to-drink/)

[Nick Tosches](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-tosches/)

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> [“If you abandon your two glasses of wine, it is to show your children, your friends, and your society that your life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/th-ch-nh-t-h-nh/if-you-abandon-your-two-glasses-of-wine-it-is-to-show-your-children/)

[Thich Nhat Hanh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/th-ch-nh-t-h-nh/)

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> [“I need a drink. Now.” After tossing—fine, throwing—my purse and keys on the couch, I march straight into the kitchen. No more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lilly-avalon/i-need-a-drink-now-after-tossing-fine-throwing-my-purse-and-keys-on/)

[Lilly Avalon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lilly-avalon/)

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> [You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that, contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses. Really,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/you-should-not-use-your-fireplace-because-scientists-now-believe-that/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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                        "text": "How do you learn to pray? Well how do you learn to swim? Do you sit in a chair with your feet up drinking coke learning to swim? You get down and you struggle. That's how you learn to pray.",
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                        "text": "“One of the things that strikes me most though is how some people don't realise they're self-harming. The phrase 'self-harm' brings up thoughts of 'cutting', but that's only a small portion of it. When you drink excessively to drown your sorrows to the point you throw up and can't see straight and/or, like a girl at my school, ended up being driven to hospital to have her stomach pumped, you've brought harm to yourself. If you take drugs to feel numb and it becomes an addiction that you can't break, you've self-harmed. When you starve yourself or binge eat to fit the latest fashions, you're pushing your body further than it can go. We need to start treating ourselves how we deserve to be treated, even if you feel that no one else does. Prove to the world you ARE worth something by treating yourself with the utmost respect and hope that other people will follow your example. And even if they don't, at least one person in the world is treating you well: YOU.”",
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                        "text": "Let's say you're someone's phone, and you notice that your owner is drinking coffee at certain times of the day, just very subtly indicating where the local coffee shop is which happens to have paid, you know, whoever makes your phone at the right moment. I think we're in a future where frankly we are possibly facing little tiny bits of manipulation in all of our waking hours, if we don't have that already.",
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                        "text": "“I need a drink. Now.” After tossing—fine, throwing—my purse and keys on the couch, I march straight into the kitchen. No more delays; it's time to forget tonight. It’s been yet another night like all the other first dates that never meet a second one. When you begin to lose count, that's when it's really time for a drink. Adrian stands there, leaning against the counter in an unbuttoned dress shirt and dark wash jeans. He glances at me as I walk in. “How was your date?” he asks, taking a swig of his scotch. I brush past him on my mission, opening the cupboard and moving a couple bottles around. I reiterate, “I need alcohol.” Out of the corner of my eye, I catch him hiding a smile before he says, “That bad?” My face twitches as I ignore his line of questioning. It is more like a statement he wants me to clarify, even though he already knows the answer. Instead, I ask, “I have vodka left, don't I?” I stand on my tiptoes in hopes of spotting something in the very back. Nothing. He waltzes over and looks with me, his chin almost touching my shoulder. “I think you polished that one off after last week's date.” His voice is low right next to my ear, very nearly causing a shiver.”",
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                        "text": "You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that, contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses. Really, that's what scientists believe. In fact many scientists actually use their fireplaces to cool their houses in the summer. If you visit a scientist's house on a sultry August day, you'll find a cheerful fire roaring on the hearth and the scientist sitting nearby, remarking on how cool he is and drinking heavily.",
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