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title: "Popular Drinking Qoutes"
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> [I cant decide if the drinks are too weak or if my tolerance is too strong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-cant-decide-if-the-drinks-are-too-weak-or-if-my-tolerance-is-too/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I hope next time when we meet, we won't be fighting each other. Instead we will be drinking tea together.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-chan/i-hope-next-time-when-we-meet-we-won-t-be-fighting-each-other-instead/)

[Jackie Chan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-chan/)

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> [He'd heard that writers spent all day in their dressing gowns drinking champagne. This is, of course, absolutely true.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/he-d-heard-that-writers-spent-all-day-in-their-dressing-gowns/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

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> [If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clement-freud/if-you-resolve-to-give-up-smoking-drinking-and-loving-you-don-t/)

[Clement Freud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clement-freud/)

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> [My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-smith/my-mom-s-jewish-and-my-dad-s-irish-catholic-alcoholic-so-i-whine-on/)

[Margaret Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-smith/)

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> [When Life gives you lemonaid, look for someone who was given vodka and have a party.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/levita-charin/when-life-gives-you-lemonaid-look-for-someone-who-was-given-vodka-and/)

[Levita Charin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/levita-charin/)

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> [What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/what-am-i-drinking-nyquil-on-the-rocks-for-when-you-re-feeling-sick/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

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> [Drinking away what you once meant to me. Screaming, Fuck all these memories!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/drinking-away-what-you-once-meant-to-me-screaming-fuck-all-these/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [With such compelling information, the question is why havent we been able to do more to prevent the crisis of underage drinking?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucille-roybal-allard/with-such-compelling-information-the-question-is-why-havent-we-been/)

[Lucille Roybal-Allard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucille-roybal-allard/)

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> [Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/diogenes-carried-a-bowl-with-him-for-years-but-one-day-saw-a-man/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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> [“Drinking’s funny. When I look back on it, all of our important decisions have been figured out when we were drinking. Even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raymond-carver/drinking-s-funny-when-i-look-back-on-it-all-of-our-important/)

[Raymond Carver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raymond-carver/)

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> [The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-pardo/the-last-time-i-drank-i-drove-into-a-ditch-which-doesn-t-sound-like/)

[Jimmy Pardo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-pardo/)

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> [If little faults proceeding on distemper Shall not be winked at, how shall we stretch our eye When capital crimes, chewed, swallowed,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/if-little-faults-proceeding-on-distemper-shall-not-be-winked-at-how/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into me, for that would be easier than to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/khalil-gibran/would-that-i-were-a-dry-well-and-that-the-people-tossed-stones-into/)

[Khalil Gibran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/khalil-gibran/)

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> [“Nothing bonds two solitary individuals like a good shared drunk. This is a scientific fact. It’s important, even necessary for the long-term…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sol-luckman/nothing-bonds-two-solitary-individuals-like-a-good-shared-drunk-this/)

[Sol Luckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sol-luckman/)

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> [That's when I began drinking coffee. I was hung up on every little thing. I loved Paris, and felt straightaway at home.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rosecrans-baldwin/that-s-when-i-began-drinking-coffee-i-was-hung-up-on-every-little/)

[Rosecrans Baldwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rosecrans-baldwin/)

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> [The night club had a curious and diverse appeal. To some it was a sex-exciter. To others, frequenting a night club and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stanley-walker/the-night-club-had-a-curious-and-diverse-appeal-to-some-it-was-a-sex/)

Stanley Walker

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> [Working at the Food Bank with my kids is an eye-opener. The face of hunger isn't the bum on the street drinking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mario-batali/working-at-the-food-bank-with-my-kids-is-an-eye-opener-the-face-of/)

[Mario Batali](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mario-batali/)

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> [Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-lee-hooker/well-i-ain-t-seen-my-baby-since-i-don-t-know-when-i-ve-been-drinking/)

[John Lee Hooker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-lee-hooker/)

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> [I never had the idea of moving to Paris and becoming something. I liked the idea of living in Paris because it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rosecrans-baldwin/i-never-had-the-idea-of-moving-to-paris-and-becoming-something-i/)

[Rosecrans Baldwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rosecrans-baldwin/)

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> [If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/if-you-haven-t-noticed-yet-working-sucks-unless-you-are-a-racecar/)

[Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/)

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> [So he lent her books. After all, one of life's best pleasures is reading a book of perfect beauty; more pleasurable still…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/so-he-lent-her-books-after-all-one-of-life-s-best-pleasures-is/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [(The processes are) doubly ruinous: they impoverish the earth by hastily removing, for the benefit of a few generations, the common resources…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-mumford/the-processes-are-doubly-ruinous-they-impoverish-the-earth-by-hastily/)

[Lewis Mumford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-mumford/)

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> [I'm not suggesting at all that we take away all of the characters' vices. I am suggesting that this particular vice is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-eszterhas/i-m-not-suggesting-at-all-that-we-take-away-all-of-the-characters/)

[Joe Eszterhas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-eszterhas/)

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> [Come landlord fill a flowing bowl until it does run over, Tonight we will all merry be--tomorrow we'll get sober.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-william-fletcher/come-landlord-fill-a-flowing-bowl-until-it-does-run-over-tonight-we/)

[John William Fletcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-william-fletcher/)

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> [But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-reed/but-the-trouble-is-that-when-you-drink-it-you-invariably-meet-other/)

[Oliver Reed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-reed/)

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> [A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemmy-kilmister/a-kid-once-said-to-me-do-you-get-hangovers-i-said-to-get-hangovers/)

[Lemmy Kilmister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemmy-kilmister/)

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> [One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-milton/one-sip-of-this-will-bathe-the-drooping-spirits-in-delight-beyond-the/)

[John Milton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-milton/)

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> [It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denis-leary/it-became-sort-of-a-snowball-effect-with-guys-trying-to-deal-in-their/)

[Denis Leary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denis-leary/)

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> [He'd been drinking in a bar downtown, when he thought he heard a choir of angels singing in the Tiki Lounge. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elton-john/he-d-been-drinking-in-a-bar-downtown-when-he-thought-he-heard-a-choir/)

[Elton John](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elton-john/)

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> [Drinking a cup of coffee with your eyes closed isn't a sophisticated task for a person, but it's hard for a robot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vijay-kumar/drinking-a-cup-of-coffee-with-your-eyes-closed-isn-t-a-sophisticated/)

[Vijay Kumar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vijay-kumar/)

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> [I read Smoking is bad And I don't Smoke ,I read Drinking is bad and I don't Drink , I read Sex…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/valantime/i-read-smoking-is-bad-and-i-don-t-smoke-i-read-drinking-is-bad-and-i/)

[Valantime](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/valantime/)

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> [You're like family to me in that I find myself drinking even more than usual when you're around.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/you-re-like-family-to-me-in-that-i-find-myself-drinking-even-more/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-miller/i-was-an-anorexic-beer-drinking-class-cutting-doodling-shoplifting/)

[Rebecca Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-miller/)

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> [“He had stopped drinking, but the need to be free had been just as great...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/he-had-stopped-drinking-but-the-need-to-be-free-had-been-just-as-great/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [“He finished his drink. 'I don’t like mornings either,' he said. “That’s why I’m a writer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-b-hughes/he-finished-his-drink-i-don-t-like-mornings-either-he-said-that-s-why/)

[Dorothy B. Hughes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-b-hughes/)

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> [I'm not very good at staying up late and drinking or any of that stuff. It sort of freaks me out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daisy-lowe/i-m-not-very-good-at-staying-up-late-and-drinking-or-any-of-that/)

[Daisy Lowe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daisy-lowe/)

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> [I'm constantly drinking a lot of water to flush my kidneys out. That helps my body.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fallon-sherrock/i-m-constantly-drinking-a-lot-of-water-to-flush-my-kidneys-out-that/)

[Fallon Sherrock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fallon-sherrock/)

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> [I went drinking with Gray Powell and all I got was a lousy iPhone prototype.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-wozniak/i-went-drinking-with-gray-powell-and-all-i-got-was-a-lousy-iphone/)

[Steve Wozniak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-wozniak/)

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> [I'm drinking Jameson, by myself. Thinking about what we could have had. Because nothing else seems to help. Everything just makes me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jmsn/i-m-drinking-jameson-by-myself-thinking-about-what-we-could-have-had/)

[JMSN](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jmsn/)

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