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title: "Popular Drinking Proverbs"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [Now is the time for drinking; now the time to beat the earth with unfettered foot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/horace/now-is-the-time-for-drinking-now-the-time-to-beat-the-earth-with/)

[Horace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/horace/)

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> [Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/artie-lange/well-i-have-a-drug-history-and-a-public-drinking-problem-and-i-am-not/)

[Artie Lange](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/artie-lange/)

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> [At parties, everyone always thinks I'm drinking, but actually I rarely drink. I live on energy drinks, basically. I love vitamin water.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paris-hilton/at-parties-everyone-always-thinks-i-m-drinking-but-actually-i-rarely/)

[Paris Hilton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paris-hilton/)

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> [I was drawn to all the wrong things: I liked to drink, I was lazy, I didn't have a god, politics, ideas,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/i-was-drawn-to-all-the-wrong-things-i-liked-to-drink-i-was-lazy-i/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [“Normally, I don't take to drinking so early in the morning, but I bend the rules when I get my ass kicked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-j-fella/normally-i-don-t-take-to-drinking-so-early-in-the-morning-but-i-bend/)

[C.J. Fella](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-j-fella/)

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> [I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/i-went-on-a-diet-swore-off-drinking-and-heavy-eating-and-in-fourteen-2/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

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> [“Alcohol is good at disinfecting things It can clean a surface or erase memories”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-l-ratliff/alcohol-is-good-at-disinfecting-things-it-can-clean-a-surface-or/)

[Richard L. Ratliff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-l-ratliff/)

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> [They say milk gives u strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can't. Drink three shots of vodka and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/they-say-milk-gives-u-strength-drink-three-glasses-and-try-moving-a/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [He hesitated, then lifted his head and sniffed. “Have you been drinking?” The question was more curious than accusatory. “No,” Bast said.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-rothfuss/he-hesitated-then-lifted-his-head-and-sniffed-have-you-been-drinking/)

[Patrick Rothfuss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-rothfuss/)

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> [a woman's place is in the kitchen...sitting in a comfortable chair, with her feet up, drinking a glass of wine and watching…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-gilbert/a-woman-s-place-is-in-the-kitchen-sitting-in-a-comfortable-chair-with/)

[Elizabeth Gilbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-gilbert/)

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> [I eat for a living, so working out is definitely part of my job, the same way that the eating, tasting, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-simmons/i-eat-for-a-living-so-working-out-is-definitely-part-of-my-job-the/)

[Gail Simmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-simmons/)

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> [What he was scared of was not that maybe she was a creature who survived by drinking other people's blood. No, it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-ajvide-lindqvist/what-he-was-scared-of-was-not-that-maybe-she-was-a-creature-who/)

[John Ajvide Lindqvist](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-ajvide-lindqvist/)

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> [What's problematic about playing stadiums and driving around in private jets and drinking champagne at 8 o'clock in the morning? What's wrong…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noel-gallagher/what-s-problematic-about-playing-stadiums-and-driving-around-in/)

[Noel Gallagher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noel-gallagher/)

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> [This is the dream of all the world. The dream is to live in Granada. You know, work in the morning, have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-bourdain/this-is-the-dream-of-all-the-world-the-dream-is-to-live-in-granada/)

[Anthony Bourdain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-bourdain/)

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> [When I was still drinking, I thought I was kind of in control of everything in my life and other people's lives…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-isbell/when-i-was-still-drinking-i-thought-i-was-kind-of-in-control-of/)

[Jason Isbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-isbell/)

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> [No, ramen's not good for you. But in Japan, our favorite thing to do after drinking all night, especially in Sapporo where…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cary-fukunaga/no-ramen-s-not-good-for-you-but-in-japan-our-favorite-thing-to-do/)

[Cary Fukunaga](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cary-fukunaga/)

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> [It is not consistent with truth that a man should sacrifice half of his stomach only to God-that he should be sober…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tertullian/it-is-not-consistent-with-truth-that-a-man-should-sacrifice-half-of/)

[Tertullian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tertullian/)

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> [Whenever life gets to be too much for me, I have a hard time keeping my eyes open. Sleeping is cheaper and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-forsythe-hailey/whenever-life-gets-to-be-too-much-for-me-i-have-a-hard-time-keeping/)

[Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-forsythe-hailey/)

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> [I started drinking when I was like 15, and by the time I was 19 everybody knew I was an alcoholic. So…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/felipe-esparza/i-started-drinking-when-i-was-like-15-and-by-the-time-i-was-19/)

[Felipe Esparza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/felipe-esparza/)

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> [If I started drinking again, there would be a lot of people bringing me pot because I can't handle alcohol. I just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/willie-nelson/if-i-started-drinking-again-there-would-be-a-lot-of-people-bringing/)

[Willie Nelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/willie-nelson/)

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> [There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual but indecision, and for whom the lighting of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-james/there-is-no-more-miserable-human-being-than-one-in-whom-nothing-is/)

[William James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-james/)

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> [The alcohol was awful. I was a terrible alcoholic. I mean, people used to ask how much drugs I did. I said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-hopper/the-alcohol-was-awful-i-was-a-terrible-alcoholic-i-mean-people-used/)

[Dennis Hopper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-hopper/)

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> [I was in Cancun, Mexico, sitting in a disappearing-edge swimming pool, on a bar stool that was actually under the water, watching…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/i-was-in-cancun-mexico-sitting-in-a-disappearing-edge-swimming-pool/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [“New Rule: The Napa Valley is Disneyland for alcoholics. Be honest, you're not visiting wineries in four days because you're an oenophile,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/new-rule-the-napa-valley-is-disneyland-for-alcoholics-be-honest-you/)

[Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/)

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> [After the war, Prohibition was passed, and with liquor no longer legally available the nation plunged headlong into the Great Depression.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/after-the-war-prohibition-was-passed-and-with-liquor-no-longer/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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> [I had a lot of frustrations, and I was drinking far too much, and I was just trying to survive and this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lars-von-trier/i-had-a-lot-of-frustrations-and-i-was-drinking-far-too-much-and-i-was/)

[Lars von Trier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lars-von-trier/)

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> [“Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's real rebellion.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/drinking-beer-is-easy-trashing-your-hotel-room-is-easy-but-being-a/)

[Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/)

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> [Ust been on a weeks worth of drinking and now detoxing for next session.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/justin-bobby/ust-been-on-a-weeks-worth-of-drinking-and-now-detoxing-for-next/)

[Justin Bobby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/justin-bobby/)

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> [Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-sandler/alright-remember-alcohol-equals-puke-equals-smelly-mess-equals-nobody/)

[Adam Sandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-sandler/)

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> [“the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/the-only-drinking-problem-i-ve-ever-had-is-figuring-out-why-i-m-still/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

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> [Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-taylor/look-sweetheart-i-can-drink-you-under-any-goddamn-table-you-want-so/)

[Elizabeth Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-taylor/)

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> [The sergeant was describing a military life. It was all drinking, he said, except that there were frequent intervals of eating and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-dickens/the-sergeant-was-describing-a-military-life-it-was-all-drinking-he/)

[Charles Dickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-dickens/)

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> [I was really not a good student, and I felt that shame every day. That's one of the reasons I started smoking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-shteyngart/i-was-really-not-a-good-student-and-i-felt-that-shame-every-day-that/)

[Gary Shteyngart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-shteyngart/)

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> [There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-zevon/there-s-nothing-romantic-nothing-grand-nothing-heroic-nothing-brave/)

[Warren Zevon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/warren-zevon/)

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> [Since I've quit drinking, I'm not sure I've found the good life, but I've certainly uncovered a better one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/koren-zailckas/since-i-ve-quit-drinking-i-m-not-sure-i-ve-found-the-good-life-but-i/)

[Koren Zailckas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/koren-zailckas/)

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> [St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margot-leitman/st-patrick-s-day-is-a-holy-day-for-roman-catholics-in-ireland-to-pray/)

[Margot Leitman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margot-leitman/)

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> [I threw my cup away when I saw a child drinking from his hands at the trough.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diogenes/i-threw-my-cup-away-when-i-saw-a-child-drinking-from-his-hands-at-the/)

[Diogenes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diogenes/)

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> [So many groups fail because they spend all their time in the clubs. Work pours in and they can't handle it because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maurice-gibb/so-many-groups-fail-because-they-spend-all-their-time-in-the-clubs/)

[Maurice Gibb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maurice-gibb/)

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> [Twas Noah who first planted the vine And mended his morals by drinking its wine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/twas-noah-who-first-planted-the-vine-and-mended-his-morals-by/)

[Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/)

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> [Partying means drinking. It also means playing records by Lou Reed and Chicago, which I thought was a city but is also…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-currie-jr/partying-means-drinking-it-also-means-playing-records-by-lou-reed-and/)

[Ron Currie Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-currie-jr/)

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