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title: "Popular Drinking Lines"
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> [My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/my-doctor-told-me-to-watch-my-drinking-so-now-i-drink-in-front-of-a/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

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> [I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stan-bowles/i-blew-the-lot-on-vodka-and-tonic-gambling-and-fags-looking-back-i/)

Stan Bowles

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> [I see that a man cannot give himself up to drinking without being miserable one half his days and mad the other.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-bronte/i-see-that-a-man-cannot-give-himself-up-to-drinking-without-being-2/)

[Anne Bronte](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-bronte/)

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> [I've never gotten in too much trouble with alcohol. I've never had a drinking problem, really.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vile/i-ve-never-gotten-in-too-much-trouble-with-alcohol-i-ve-never-had-a/)

[Kurt Vile](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vile/)

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> [We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-dole/we-know-smoking-tobacco-is-not-good-for-kids-but-a-lot-of-other/)

[Bob Dole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-dole/)

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> [Prohibition is a hard sounding word, worthless as a rallying cry, hard as a locked door or going to bed without your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nellie-l-mcclung/prohibition-is-a-hard-sounding-word-worthless-as-a-rallying-cry-hard/)

[Nellie L. McClung](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nellie-l-mcclung/)

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> [I could never afford to be in a position where I could do something stupid, so I gave up drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hawke/i-could-never-afford-to-be-in-a-position-where-i-could-do-something/)

[Bob Hawke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hawke/)

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> [For years, agency officials said that atrazine in drinking water posed almost no risk to humans or the environment.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-duhigg/for-years-agency-officials-said-that-atrazine-in-drinking-water-posed/)

[Charles Duhigg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-duhigg/)

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> [The sad thing is, people don't want to believe that the person they're in love with is out of his mind, drinking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-kiedis/the-sad-thing-is-people-don-t-want-to-believe-that-the-person-they-re/)

[Anthony Kiedis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-kiedis/)

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> [Most people manage pain by eating, drinking, smoking, distracting themselves, working harder. That's just managing pain, the pain that comes from not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-robbins/most-people-manage-pain-by-eating-drinking-smoking-distracting/)

[Tony Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-robbins/)

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> [The earth is soaked and soggy with rain. Everything is drinking its fill and the surplus gluts the drains. The sky is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-carr/the-earth-is-soaked-and-soggy-with-rain-everything-is-drinking-its/)

[Emily Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-carr/)

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> [One realizes how we take water for granted and how important it is to have it in order to stay alive. Beyond…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-basinger/one-realizes-how-we-take-water-for-granted-and-how-important-it-is-to/)

[Kim Basinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-basinger/)

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> [Some Secret Service guys crashed a car into the White House. And they had been drinking when it happened. Actually, they hit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/some-secret-service-guys-crashed-a-car-into-the-white-house-and-they/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [“The drinking of coffee is an absolute sin! Our Glorious Prophet did not partake of coffee because he knew it dulled the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/orhan-pamuk/the-drinking-of-coffee-is-an-absolute-sin-our-glorious-prophet-did/)

[Orhan Pamuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/orhan-pamuk/)

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> [I've never been a drinker, I've never gotten into drugs ... You know, I think I have such a close family ...…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-kardashian/i-ve-never-been-a-drinker-i-ve-never-gotten-into-drugs-you-know-i/)

[Kim Kardashian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-kardashian/)

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> [I'm a big kid. I love drinking chocolate milk. I'm not afraid to watch some cartoons once in a while when I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-horschel/i-m-a-big-kid-i-love-drinking-chocolate-milk-i-m-not-afraid-to-watch/)

[Billy Horschel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-horschel/)

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> [If you can make a little painting for the ears with a few words, well, I like words; I like cutting them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-waits/if-you-can-make-a-little-painting-for-the-ears-with-a-few-words-well/)

[Tom Waits](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-waits/)

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> [Paper money is like dram-drinking, it relieves for a moment by deceitful sensation, but gradually diminishes the natural heat, and leaves the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-paine/paper-money-is-like-dram-drinking-it-relieves-for-a-moment-by/)

[Thomas Paine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-paine/)

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> [The reality is that living digitally rewires our brains for perpetual motion, shallow surface thinking, and compulsive/addictive behaviors. Because our world is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tricia-rhodes/the-reality-is-that-living-digitally-rewires-our-brains-for-perpetual/)

[Tricia Rhodes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tricia-rhodes/)

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> [Do not use intoxicants of any sort. We who should be serving the world should not ruin our health by smoking and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mata-amritanandamayi/do-not-use-intoxicants-of-any-sort-we-who-should-be-serving-the-world/)

[Mata Amritanandamayi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mata-amritanandamayi/)

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> [“One woman tells me, as we sit on the grass, that she thinks running is like getting drunk in reverse. With drinking,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adharanand-finn/one-woman-tells-me-as-we-sit-on-the-grass-that-she-thinks-running-is/)

[Adharanand Finn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adharanand-finn/)

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> [I was trying my best not to drink. I'd go a day or two, and I just couldn't stand it. It kinda…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-hamilton/i-was-trying-my-best-not-to-drink-i-d-go-a-day-or-two-and-i-just/)

[Jim Hamilton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-hamilton/)

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> [For 13 years I have been teaching my daughter and talking to her to have faith in her God, to have faith…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-harrison/for-13-years-i-have-been-teaching-my-daughter-and-talking-to-her-to/)

[Chris Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-harrison/)

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> [Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/drinking-is-an-emotional-thing-it-joggles-you-out-of-the-standardism/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/always-do-sober-what-you-said-you-d-do-drunk-that-will-teach-you-to/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [I love to dance. I can dance for, like, four or five hours nonstop without even drinking water. It's a beautiful, beautiful…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/petra-nemcova/i-love-to-dance-i-can-dance-for-like-four-or-five-hours-nonstop/)

[Petra Nemcova](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/petra-nemcova/)

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> [If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-piraro/if-you-re-eating-or-drinking-something-made-from-cow-s-milk-it-s/)

[Dan Piraro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-piraro/)

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> [It's a myth created by my 'well-wishers' that I used to have long drinking sessions every night with my cronies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shatrughan-sinha/it-s-a-myth-created-by-my-well-wishers-that-i-used-to-have-long/)

[Shatrughan Sinha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shatrughan-sinha/)

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> [“...da var det skjænk og bakervarer for hver som kom ind i hans krambod, og somme hadde riktignok ingen skam, men kom…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/knut-hamsun/da-var-det-skj-nk-og-bakervarer-for-hver-som-kom-ind-i-hans-krambod/)

[Knut Hamsun](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/knut-hamsun/)

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> [I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hussein-nishah/i-hate-when-people-all-of-a-sudden-decide-to-be-funny-when-i-am/)

[Hussein Nishah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hussein-nishah/)

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> [It's important not to lay in a bubble bath drinking champagne. It's important to take part in what life's all about.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lena-olin/it-s-important-not-to-lay-in-a-bubble-bath-drinking-champagne-it-s/)

[Lena Olin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lena-olin/)

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> [I bet MySpace and Google+ are in a bar somewhere, drinking away their sorrows.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-bet-myspace-and-google-are-in-a-bar-somewhere-drinking-away-their/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Alcohol was like a fun cousin I visited every once in a while but never planned a trip around.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abby-fabiaschi/alcohol-was-like-a-fun-cousin-i-visited-every-once-in-a-while-but/)

[Abby Fabiaschi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abby-fabiaschi/)

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> [Long before I became 'rich and famous' I just sat round drinking wine and staring at the walls.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/long-before-i-became-rich-and-famous-i-just-sat-round-drinking-wine/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [“Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields-2/fell-in-love-with-a-beautiful-blonde-once-drove-me-to-drink-and-i/)

[W.C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields-2/)

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> [The one conclusive argument that has at all times discouraged people from drinking a poison is not that it kills but rather…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/friedrich-nietzsche/the-one-conclusive-argument-that-has-at-all-times-discouraged-people/)

[Friedrich Nietzsche](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/friedrich-nietzsche/)

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> [Often addiction after addiction is the price one pays. If they can't give their own life praise...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stanley-victor-paskavich/often-addiction-after-addiction-is-the-price-one-pays-if-they-can-t/)

[Stanley Victor Paskavich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stanley-victor-paskavich/)

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> [There was a policy at Hughes against drinking at lunch, but the men ignored it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/esther-williams/there-was-a-policy-at-hughes-against-drinking-at-lunch-but-the-men/)

[Esther Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/esther-williams/)

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> [If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/if-you-drink-o-douls-you-don-t-drink-but-if-you-drink-20-o-douls-in-a/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

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> [An aching head and trembling limbs, which are the inevitable effects of drinking, disincline the hands from work.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-washington/an-aching-head-and-trembling-limbs-which-are-the-inevitable-effects/)

[George Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-washington/)

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                        "text": "Do not use intoxicants of any sort. We who should be serving the world should not ruin our health by smoking and drinking. The money we waste on these things can be used for so many useful things. With the money we smoke away, we can buy an artificial leg for one who has lost a leg, pay for an eye operation for someone with a cataract, or buy a wheelchair for a polio victim. Or, if nothing else, we can buy some spiritual books for the local library.",
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                        "text": "“One woman tells me, as we sit on the grass, that she thinks running is like getting drunk in reverse. With drinking, it feels great at first, but the you start feeling awful. With running, you feel awful at first, but then, after you finish, you feel great. That sounds like a much better deal”",
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                        "text": "I was trying my best not to drink. I'd go a day or two, and I just couldn't stand it. It kinda got around that 'Hamilton got religion.' So for about a year, it was the most miserable time of my life because I was secretly still drinking. One night I came home, after about a year of this, and I woke up the next day and the desire was gone.",
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                        "text": "For 13 years I have been teaching my daughter and talking to her to have faith in her God, to have faith in her family, to trust herself, to be in control and in charge of her body. Same thing for my son. Hopefully, you keep that in mind as you make decisions in life, whether it's consent, whether it's drinking, whether it's running naked across the quad in college, whatever it is!",
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                        "text": "Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.",
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                        "text": "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.",
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                        "text": "I love to dance. I can dance for, like, four or five hours nonstop without even drinking water. It's a beautiful, beautiful thing.",
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                        "text": "If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't.",
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                        "text": "It's a myth created by my 'well-wishers' that I used to have long drinking sessions every night with my cronies.",
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                        "text": "I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something",
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