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title: "Popular Drinking Words"
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> [Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back and dried…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/drinking-your-milk-and-talking-at-the-same-time-may-result-in-your/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I'm glad I don't have a drinking problem,' I confided, 'because I don't think I'd ever be able to quit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-j-fox/i-m-glad-i-don-t-have-a-drinking-problem-i-confided-because-i-don-t/)

[Michael J. Fox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-j-fox/)

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> [Eating, drinking, and depression disorders are really thinking disorders.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/byron-katie/eating-drinking-and-depression-disorders-are-really-thinking-disorders/)

[Byron Katie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/byron-katie/)

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> [To describe drunkenness for the colorful vocabulary is rather cynical. There is nothing easier than to capitalize on drunkards.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anton-chekhov/to-describe-drunkenness-for-the-colorful-vocabulary-is-rather-cynical/)

[Anton Chekhov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anton-chekhov/)

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> [I read an article the other day that said, if you drink every day you are an alcoholic. Thank god I only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nishan-panwar/i-read-an-article-the-other-day-that-said-if-you-drink-every-day-you/)

[Nishan Panwar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nishan-panwar/)

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> [The wild stuff is all so overrated. Drinking, you don't feel good all the time. There's a lot of down, a lot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-hannah/the-wild-stuff-is-all-so-overrated-drinking-you-don-t-feel-good-all/)

[Barry Hannah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-hannah/)

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> [nobody ever stops drinking until the cost of drinking becomes higher than the cost of not drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isabelle-holland/nobody-ever-stops-drinking-until-the-cost-of-drinking-becomes-higher/)

[Isabelle Holland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isabelle-holland/)

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> [ There are more old drunkards than old physicians. \[Fr., Il y a plus de vieux ivrongnes qu'il y a de vieux medecins.\] ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francois-rabelais/there-are-more-old-drunkards-than-old-physicians-fr-il-y-a-plus-de/)

[Francois Rabelais](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/francois-rabelais/)

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> [It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-o-neill/it-reminded-him-of-his-uncle-seamus-the-notorious-and-poetic-drunk/)

[Molly O'Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-o-neill/)

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> [ What is most heartbreaking to me is the young women who don't report \[being raped\] because they were drinking, and they feel… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claire-mccaskill/what-is-most-heartbreaking-to-me-is-the-young-women-who-don-t-report/)

[Claire McCaskill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claire-mccaskill/)

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> [I know I can get to the stage where I'm drinking a lot. I tend to be rotten and groggy all day…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trisha-goddard/i-know-i-can-get-to-the-stage-where-i-m-drinking-a-lot-i-tend-to-be/)

[Trisha Goddard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trisha-goddard/)

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> [Since I stopped drinking my love life has taken a really serious hit. Romantic encounters that seemed like a really good idea…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moby/since-i-stopped-drinking-my-love-life-has-taken-a-really-serious-hit/)

[Moby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moby/)

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> [Drunkenness was in good repute in England till "Bloody Mary" frowned upon it; it remained popular in Germany. The French drank more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durant/drunkenness-was-in-good-repute-in-england-till-bloody-mary-frowned/)

[Will Durant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durant/)

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> [Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yann-martel/scientists-are-a-friendly-atheistic-hard-working-beer-drinking-lot/)

[Yann Martel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yann-martel/)

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> [No temperance society which is well officered and which has the real good of our fellow-men in view, will ever get drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/no-temperance-society-which-is-well-officered-and-which-has-the-real/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [It was reported today that the machine on board the International Space Station that turns urine into drinking water has been fixed.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/it-was-reported-today-that-the-machine-on-board-the-international/)

[Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/)

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> [I hated tobacco. I could have almost lent my support to any institution that had for its object the putting of tobacco…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-huxley/i-hated-tobacco-i-could-have-almost-lent-my-support-to-any/)

[Thomas Huxley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-huxley/)

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> [To minimize my guilt at going to the pictures - to call this wanton pursuit of an effete pleasure by another name…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/quentin-crisp/to-minimize-my-guilt-at-going-to-the-pictures-to-call-this-wanton/)

[Quentin Crisp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/quentin-crisp/)

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> [A major cause of the Roman Empire's decline, after six centuries of world dominance was its replacement of stone aqueducts by lead…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harris-l-coulter/a-major-cause-of-the-roman-empire-s-decline-after-six-centuries-of/)

[Harris L Coulter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harris-l-coulter/)

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> [“On the other side of the ledger stood the fact that fotitude was useless against it (liquor). Even the mightiest potsman, a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wondrich/on-the-other-side-of-the-ledger-stood-the-fact-that-fotitude-was/)

[David Wondrich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wondrich/)

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> [“Thank god for Vegas. Seriously. A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull away (from LA, not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-heron/thank-god-for-vegas-seriously-a-lobotomy-wasn-t-as-effective-as-a/)

[Christy Heron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-heron/)

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> [Love is not a feeling; it's a sensation. Drinking water when you're thirsty is a sensation, not a feeling. Being in nature…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-long/love-is-not-a-feeling-it-s-a-sensation-drinking-water-when-you-re/)

[Barry Long](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-long/)

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> [“I think he just loved being with the bears because they didn't make him feel bad. I get it too. When he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-thomas-ford/i-think-he-just-loved-being-with-the-bears-because-they-didn-t-make/)

[Michael Thomas Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-thomas-ford/)

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> [Do you go see her?" "No," I said, refusing to acknowledge that I'd just seen Lissa last night. "That's not my life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/do-you-go-see-her-no-i-said-refusing-to-acknowledge-that-i-d-just/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [“I drink much less than most people think, and I think much more than most people would believe.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson-2/i-drink-much-less-than-most-people-think-and-i-think-much-more-than-2/)

[Hunter S Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson-2/)

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> [It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields/it-s-quite-true-i-m-not-drinking-anymore-however-i-m-not-drinking-any/)

[W. C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields/)

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> [I made the greater progress, from that clearness of head and quicker apprehension which generally attend temperance in eating and drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/i-made-the-greater-progress-from-that-clearness-of-head-and-quicker/)

[Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/)

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> [“When I go to the bar, I never drink much. And to do that I avoid conversations, as silence reduces saliva and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/when-i-go-to-the-bar-i-never-drink-much-and-to-do-that-i-avoid/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-had-to-stop-drinking-alcohol-because-i-used-to-wake-up-nude-in/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-a-man-who-is-drinking-neat-gin-starts-talking-about-his-mother/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/drinking-is-an-emotional-thing-it-joggles-you-out-of-the-standardism-2/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [“Indeed, these are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/acts-2-15/indeed-these-are-not-drunk-as-you-suppose-for-it-is-only-nine-o-clock/)

[Acts 2:15](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/acts-2-15/)

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> [breathing, sleeping, drinking, eating, working, dreaming, everything we do is dying. to live, in fact, is to die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-de-maupassant/breathing-sleeping-drinking-eating-working-dreaming-everything-we-do/)

[Guy de Maupassant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guy-de-maupassant/)

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> [My perfect morning is spent drinking coffee, eating porridge and reading the paper at a local cafe.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anton-du-beke/my-perfect-morning-is-spent-drinking-coffee-eating-porridge-and/)

[Anton du Beke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anton-du-beke/)

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> [Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pierre-beaumarchais/drinking-when-we-are-not-thirsty-and-making-love-at-all-seasons-madam/)

[Pierre Beaumarchais](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pierre-beaumarchais/)

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> [I don't really drink before a show. That's my only drinking rule. Especially with today's cell-phone cameras, there's no win to it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenny-chesney/i-don-t-really-drink-before-a-show-that-s-my-only-drinking-rule/)

[Kenny Chesney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenny-chesney/)

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> [Some people spend the day in complaining of a headache, and the night in drinking the wine that gives it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johann-wolfgang-von-goethe/some-people-spend-the-day-in-complaining-of-a-headache-and-the-night/)

[Johann Wolfgang von Goethe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johann-wolfgang-von-goethe/)

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> [In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tina-fey/in-a-study-scientists-report-that-drinking-beer-can-be-good-for-the/)

[Tina Fey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tina-fey/)

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> [All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/all-other-nations-are-drinking-ray-charles-beer-and-we-are-drinking/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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> [The Story of My Life is drinking cups of tea, eating coco pops and playing Playstation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-tomlinson/the-story-of-my-life-is-drinking-cups-of-tea-eating-coco-pops-and/)

[Louis Tomlinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-tomlinson/)

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                        "text": "Do you go see her?\" \"No,\" I said, refusing to acknowledge that I'd just seen Lissa last night. \"That's not my life anymore.\" \"Right. Your life is all about dangerous vigilante missions.\" \"You wouldn't understand anything that isn't drinking, smoking, or womanizing.\" He shook his head. \"You're the only one I want, Rose.\" \"Well, you can keep feeling that way, but you're going to have to keep waiting.\" \"Much longer?\" He asked me. \"I don't know.\" Hope blossomed on Adrian's face. \"That's the most optimistic thing you've told me so far.",
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