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title: "Best Drinking Quotations"
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> [To justify God's ways to man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-e-housman/to-justify-god-s-ways-to-man/)

[A. E. Housman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-e-housman/)

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> [Don't be drinking the Haterade.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holly-black/don-t-be-drinking-the-haterade/)

[Holly Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/holly-black/)

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> [Whoever I had become had to die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/whoever-i-had-become-had-to-die/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

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> [I'm only an alcoholic on weekends.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ambri-bright/i-m-only-an-alcoholic-on-weekends/)

[Ambri Bright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ambri-bright/)

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> [I'd ban drinking from darts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-taylor/i-d-ban-drinking-from-darts/)

[Phil Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-taylor/)

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> [I don't like drinking fancy champy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lady-sovereign/i-don-t-like-drinking-fancy-champy/)

[Lady Sovereign](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lady-sovereign/)

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> [A drink is shorter than a tale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/a-drink-is-shorter-than-a-tale/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Drinking is not a spectator sport.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-brosnan/drinking-is-not-a-spectator-sport/)

[Jim Brosnan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-brosnan/)

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> [Drinking fristi from a can. I'm feeling like a real woman now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hassana-raddahi/drinking-fristi-from-a-can-i-m-feeling-like-a-real-woman-now/)

[Hassana Raddahi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hassana-raddahi/)

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> [Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/summer-vacation-where-you-drink-triple-see-double-and-act-single/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Work is the curse of the drinking classes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-wilde/work-is-the-curse-of-the-drinking-classes/)

[Oscar Wilde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-wilde/)

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> [Tequila drinking, our minds will wonder to wondrous places.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-matthews-band/tequila-drinking-our-minds-will-wonder-to-wondrous-places/)

[Dave Matthews Band](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-matthews-band/)

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> [I quit drinking in 2002, mere months before my college graduation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/i-quit-drinking-in-2002-mere-months-before-my-college-graduation/)

[Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/)

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> [I tried to give up drugs by drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lou-reed/i-tried-to-give-up-drugs-by-drinking/)

[Lou Reed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lou-reed/)

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> [A quote about drinking is a joy forever](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-keats/a-quote-about-drinking-is-a-joy-forever/)

[John Keats](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-keats/)

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> [There are more old drunkards than old doctors.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/there-are-more-old-drunkards-than-old-doctors/)

[Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/)

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> [Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/summer-drinking-rule-number-4-if-there-is-ever-any-confusion-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I was 35 years old and not in the best of shape. I spent many late nights playing music, drinking beer, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-hayes/i-was-35-years-old-and-not-in-the-best-of-shape-i-spent-many-late/)

[Bryan Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-hayes/)

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> [Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-jackson/drinking-really-cold-beer-is-like-slapping-yourself-in-the-face-with/)

[Michael Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-jackson/)

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> [When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you drinking in the first place.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/when-you-stop-drinking-you-have-to-deal-with-this-marvellous/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

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> [I was, like, just eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos and drinking, and that's it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katy-perry/i-was-like-just-eating-flamin-hot-cheetos-and-drinking-and-that-s-it/)

[Katy Perry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katy-perry/)

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> [A drunkard's words : Drinking is not my passion.. It is just my first love's last gift!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aldyna-threesya/a-drunkard-s-words-drinking-is-not-my-passion-it-is-just-my-first/)

[Aldyna Threesya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aldyna-threesya/)

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> [Writing fulfils an insatiable drive. Finishing the story satisfies my thirst. But I must keep drinking until the story quenches a buyer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ace-antonio-hall/writing-fulfils-an-insatiable-drive-finishing-the-story-satisfies-my/)

[Ace Antonio Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ace-antonio-hall/)

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> [When I drink alcohol...everyone says I'm alcoholic but When I drink Fanta...no one says I'm fantastic...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gouravchauhan777/when-i-drink-alcohol-everyone-says-i-m-alcoholic-but-when-i-drink/)

[Gouravchauhan777](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gouravchauhan777/)

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> [“I'd often slip and fall on the ice after last call, which explained the ever-present welts. If I were with a woman,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-dunn/i-d-often-slip-and-fall-on-the-ice-after-last-call-which-explained/)

[Dan Dunn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-dunn/)

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> [People talk about how you make team spirit - is it golf days or going out drinking together? That doesn't count. When…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-strachan/people-talk-about-how-you-make-team-spirit-is-it-golf-days-or-going/)

[Gordon Strachan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-strachan/)

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> [If you think you're an alcoholic, go to Scotland. You're not an alcoholic. These people are such drunken, toothless hillbillies - I've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/if-you-think-you-re-an-alcoholic-go-to-scotland-you-re-not-an/)

[Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/)

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> [I made a resolution in 2010 to stop drinking Diet Coke, and I haven't had Diet Coke since then. I think it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-jonas/i-made-a-resolution-in-2010-to-stop-drinking-diet-coke-and-i-haven-t/)

[Nick Jonas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-jonas/)

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> [I guess that's the point of drinking, to take all the feelings and thoughts and morals away until you are just a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anita-shreve/i-guess-that-s-the-point-of-drinking-to-take-all-the-feelings-and/)

[Anita Shreve](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anita-shreve/)

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> [The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-grizzard/the-only-way-that-i-could-figure-they-could-improve-upon-coca-cola/)

[Lewis Grizzard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-grizzard/)

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> [I failed eating, failed drinking, failed not cutting myself into shreds. Failed friendship. Failed sisterhood and daughterhood. Failed mirrors and scales and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-halse-anderson/i-failed-eating-failed-drinking-failed-not-cutting-myself-into-shreds/)

[Laurie Halse Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-halse-anderson/)

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> [It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-saintsbury/it-is-the-unbroken-testimony-of-all-history-that-alcoholic-liquors/)

[George Saintsbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-saintsbury/)

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> [One day I found out that personal history was no longer necessary for me and, like drinking, I dropped it... Little by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carlos-castaneda/one-day-i-found-out-that-personal-history-was-no-longer-necessary-for/)

[Carlos Castaneda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carlos-castaneda/)

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> [There are fewer chemical pollutants in the air. Our drinking water is safer. Our food standards have been raised. We've cleaned up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-j-clinton/there-are-fewer-chemical-pollutants-in-the-air-our-drinking-water-is/)

[William J. Clinton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-j-clinton/)

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> [There are so many ways of posturing that people associate with being a writer. They imagine you wearing a beret and drinking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eleanor-catton/there-are-so-many-ways-of-posturing-that-people-associate-with-being/)

[Eleanor Catton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eleanor-catton/)

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> [Just like Marilyn Monroe is a lot of girls' idol, that's how I feel about Dorothy Dandridge. And she any Marilyn were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-jackson/just-like-marilyn-monroe-is-a-lot-of-girls-idol-that-s-how-i-feel/)

[Janet Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-jackson/)

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> [What is meditation?... It is fleeing from the self, it is a short escape of the agony of being a self, it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hermann-hesse/what-is-meditation-it-is-fleeing-from-the-self-it-is-a-short-escape/)

[Hermann Hesse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hermann-hesse/)

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> [Ascend beyond the sickly atmosphere to a higher plane, and purify yourself by drinking as if it were ambrosia the fire that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-baudelaire/ascend-beyond-the-sickly-atmosphere-to-a-higher-plane-and-purify/)

[Charles Baudelaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-baudelaire/)

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> [Once again decent citizens will be able to enter this house of worship, kneel down in front of a nearly-naked man hanging…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-whitney-brown/once-again-decent-citizens-will-be-able-to-enter-this-house-of/)

[A. Whitney Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-whitney-brown/)

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> [When I got to college, the fake ID thing wasn't that important, since pretty much everyone could get away with drinking in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-wise/when-i-got-to-college-the-fake-id-thing-wasn-t-that-important-since/)

[Tim Wise](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-wise/)

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