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title: "Great Drinking Quotations"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [Drinking fristi from a can. I'm feeling like a real woman now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hassana-raddahi/drinking-fristi-from-a-can-i-m-feeling-like-a-real-woman-now/)

[Hassana Raddahi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hassana-raddahi/)

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> [Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/summer-vacation-where-you-drink-triple-see-double-and-act-single/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Work is the curse of the drinking classes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-wilde/work-is-the-curse-of-the-drinking-classes/)

[Oscar Wilde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-wilde/)

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> [Tequila drinking, our minds will wonder to wondrous places.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-matthews-band/tequila-drinking-our-minds-will-wonder-to-wondrous-places/)

[Dave Matthews Band](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-matthews-band/)

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> [I quit drinking in 2002, mere months before my college graduation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/i-quit-drinking-in-2002-mere-months-before-my-college-graduation/)

[Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/)

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> [I tried to give up drugs by drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lou-reed/i-tried-to-give-up-drugs-by-drinking/)

[Lou Reed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lou-reed/)

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> [A quote about drinking is a joy forever](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-keats/a-quote-about-drinking-is-a-joy-forever/)

[John Keats](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-keats/)

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> [I never had a drink at all till I was 38. I'm just not a drinker. I go days without drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marco-pierre-white/i-never-had-a-drink-at-all-till-i-was-38-i-m-just-not-a-drinker-i-go/)

[Marco Pierre White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marco-pierre-white/)

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> [“Balls. We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here . And we want them now .”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-robinson/balls-we-want-the-finest-wines-available-to-humanity-and-we-want-them/)

[Bruce Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-robinson/)

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> [I honestly don't care if people drink or smoke...As long as they're responsible. It's drinking and driving that really makes me mad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-honestly-don-t-care-if-people-drink-or-smoke-as-long-as-they-re/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [There's over a billion people on this planet that don't have access to clean drinking water.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-moore/there-s-over-a-billion-people-on-this-planet-that-don-t-have-access/)

[Michael Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-moore/)

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> [So I did quit coffee and I did quit smoking. But I haven't managed that with drinking!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-olds/so-i-did-quit-coffee-and-i-did-quit-smoking-but-i-haven-t-managed/)

[Sharon Olds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-olds/)

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> [Smoking dope and hanging up Che's picture is no more a commitment than drinking milk and collecting postage stamps.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abbie-hoffman/smoking-dope-and-hanging-up-che-s-picture-is-no-more-a-commitment/)

[Abbie Hoffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abbie-hoffman/)

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> [To drink in the spirit of a place you should be not only alone but unhurried.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-santayana/to-drink-in-the-spirit-of-a-place-you-should-be-not-only-alone-but/)

[George Santayana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-santayana/)

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> [All earth's full rivers can not fillThe sea that drinking thirsteth still.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-rossetti/all-earth-s-full-rivers-can-not-fillthe-sea-that-drinking-thirsteth/)

[Christina Rossetti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-rossetti/)

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> [He taught them that the purpose of a man is to make his life holy--every aspect of his life: eating, drinking praying,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chaim-potok/he-taught-them-that-the-purpose-of-a-man-is-to-make-his-life-holy/)

[Chaim Potok](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chaim-potok/)

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> [Start small - if you drink soda, stop drinking soda. You don't have to make every single change at once or overnight,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shailene-woodley/start-small-if-you-drink-soda-stop-drinking-soda-you-don-t-have-to/)

[Shailene Woodley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shailene-woodley/)

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> [When I get my drivers licences I am going too take my picture of me drunk soo, when I get pulled over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-i-get-my-drivers-licences-i-am-going-too-take-my-picture-of-me/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [For me, one of the important things about keeping vocally healthy is warming up and making sure I'm aware where my voice…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-lambert/for-me-one-of-the-important-things-about-keeping-vocally-healthy-is/)

[Adam Lambert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-lambert/)

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> [Of all the hot liquors, I regard buttered rum as the worst. I believe that the drinking of it should be permitted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-a-embury/of-all-the-hot-liquors-i-regard-buttered-rum-as-the-worst-i-believe/)

[David A. Embury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-a-embury/)

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> [ \[Dean Martin\] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach... Dean… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-sinatra/dean-martin-is-an-absolute-unqualified-drunk-and-if-we-ever-develop/)

[Frank Sinatra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-sinatra/)

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> [You could not give up a human heart as you could give up drinking. The drink was yours, and you could give…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-could-not-give-up-a-human-heart-as-you-could-give-up-drinking-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I was a good student. By 8th grade, you've basically learned everything. By senior year, we was drinking, we was kickin' it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dreezy/i-was-a-good-student-by-8th-grade-you-ve-basically-learned-everything/)

[Dreezy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dreezy/)

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> [I don't go out drinking and stuff like that. My friends say 'Just have one drink, JD.' I say 'What's the point?'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jermain-defoe/i-don-t-go-out-drinking-and-stuff-like-that-my-friends-say-just-have/)

[Jermain Defoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jermain-defoe/)

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> [The human race is the most stupid and unfair kind of race. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/banksy/the-human-race-is-the-most-stupid-and-unfair-kind-of-race-a-lot-of/)

[Banksy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/banksy/)

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> [As a boy I heard this story in church. A man was patching a pitched roof of a tall building when he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-paul-evans/as-a-boy-i-heard-this-story-in-church-a-man-was-patching-a-pitched/)

[Richard Paul Evans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-paul-evans/)

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> [Certainly, Gandhi is not inferior to Christ in goodness and sanctity, and he surpasses him in touching humility. Gandhi is the prophet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sudhir-kakar/certainly-gandhi-is-not-inferior-to-christ-in-goodness-and-sanctity/)

[Sudhir Kakar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sudhir-kakar/)

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> [I’m not at peace anymore. I just want him like I used to in the old days. I want to be eating…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-greene/i-m-not-at-peace-anymore-i-just-want-him-like-i-used-to-in-the-old/)

[Graham Greene](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-greene/)

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> [This one guy, the worst guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/this-one-guy-the-worst-guy-in-the-music-the-yanni-man-you-know-yanni/)

[Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/)

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> [The biggest challenge is to convince a woman that it's not her fault. My daughter is 25; my stepdaughter is 22. As…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/debbie-stabenow/the-biggest-challenge-is-to-convince-a-woman-that-it-s-not-her-fault/)

[Debbie Stabenow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/debbie-stabenow/)

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> [All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonah-hill/all-my-friends-were-in-college-when-i-was-making-superbad-we-were/)

[Jonah Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonah-hill/)

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> [“Hartnell's was for drinking. And you could get any drink you wanted, as long as it was beer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-weir/hartnell-s-was-for-drinking-and-you-could-get-any-drink-you-wanted-as/)

[Andy Weir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-weir/)

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> [Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/lets-get-drunk-and-tell-each-other-everything-we-re-too-afraid-to-say/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lord-byron/let-us-have-wine-and-women-mirth-and-laughter-sermons-and-soda-water/)

[Lord Byron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lord-byron/)

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> [I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-m-going-to-lower-the-drinking-age-to-eighteen-if-you-re-old-enough/)

[Kinky Friedman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kinky-friedman/)

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> [To me, being grown-up meant smoking cigarettes, drinking cocktails, and dressing up in high heels and glamourous outfits.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorna-luft/to-me-being-grown-up-meant-smoking-cigarettes-drinking-cocktails-and/)

[Lorna Luft](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorna-luft/)

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> [My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-allan/my-goal-is-to-hit-the-gym-every-day-i-m-on-vacation-usually-i-just/)

[Gary Allan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-allan/)

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> [If I meet you for a date and you do not look anything like your picture, then you are buying me drinks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/punkinhead-abhishek/if-i-meet-you-for-a-date-and-you-do-not-look-anything-like-your/)

[Punkinhead Abhishek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/punkinhead-abhishek/)

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> [Harboring unforgiveness is like drinking poison and hoping your enemy will die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-meyer/harboring-unforgiveness-is-like-drinking-poison-and-hoping-your-enemy/)

[Joyce Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-meyer/)

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> [I wasn't doing much work when I was using and drinking. I have friends who did it (work), but I wasn't one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-roberge/i-wasn-t-doing-much-work-when-i-was-using-and-drinking-i-have-friends/)

[Rob Roberge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-roberge/)

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                        "text": "I don't go out drinking and stuff like that. My friends say 'Just have one drink, JD.' I say 'What's the point?' I'll go to a club and have a Red Bull, get my buzz. And the next day I feel cool. It's discipline, not just with drinking but a lot of things in life. You've just got to look at the bigger picture.",
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                        "text": "The human race is the most stupid and unfair kind of race. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers or clean drinking water. Some runners are born with a massive head start, every possible help along the way and still the referees seem to be on their side. It's not surprising a lot of people have given up compeating altogether and gone to sit in the grandstand, eat junk and shout abuse. What the human race needs is a lot more streakers.",
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                        "text": "As a boy I heard this story in church. A man was patching a pitched roof of a tall building when he began sliding off. As he neared the edge of the roof he prayed, \"Save me, Lord, and I'll go to church every Sunday, I'll give up drinking, I'll be the best man this city has ever known.\" As he finished his prayer, a nail snagged onto his overalls and saved him. The man looked up to the sky and shouted, \"Never mind, God. I took care of it myself.\" How true of us.",
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                        "text": "Certainly, Gandhi is not inferior to Christ in goodness and sanctity, and he surpasses him in touching humility. Gandhi is the prophet of hope in this age of pessimism and disillusionment. He is a promise of sanity in the madness induced by our world's heedless drinking at the fount of war.",
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                        "text": "I’m not at peace anymore. I just want him like I used to in the old days. I want to be eating sandwiches with him. I want to be drinking with him in a bar. I’m tired and I don’t want anymore pain. I want Maurice. I want ordinary corrupt human love. Dear God, you know I want to want Your pain, but I don’t want it now. Take it away for a while and give it me another time.",
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                        "text": "This one guy, the worst guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like a magician and doesn't do magic, I don't like. I don't even like magic, I hate it. But I love the word, \"Ta-da\"! I love that word! I don't get to say it, right? I never do any magic. You just can't go around walking, \"Ta-da!\" \"Ta-da!\" \"Ta-da!\" The only time I can say it is when I do something really stupid or surprising. Like if I go out all night drinking and hitting strip clubs and I come home and I still got some money... \"Ta-da!\" I thought I was broke. Why does my jaw hurt?",
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                        "text": "The biggest challenge is to convince a woman that it's not her fault. My daughter is 25; my stepdaughter is 22. As a mother, I want them to know that if a boyfriend is abusive, you cannot ignore it ?- 'Oh, he's been drinking,' or 'He had a bad day.' There is no excuse for a man hitting a woman. Ever.",
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                        "text": "All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I was going to nice restaurants or anything like that, and I lived like a frat guy. Eventually it was time to grow up, be healthy and be responsible. You can't live like a kid forever, you know?",
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                        "text": "Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.",
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