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title: "Great Drinking Sayings"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [I'd rather have my kid smoking pot than drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-chong/i-d-rather-have-my-kid-smoking-pot-than-drinking/)

[Tommy Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-chong/)

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> [Aint nothing like a good glass of Jack Daneil's... Nuff Said](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-dainels/aint-nothing-like-a-good-glass-of-jack-daneil-s-nuff-said/)

[Jack Dainels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-dainels/)

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> [Work work. I just need a drink in my hand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jade/work-work-i-just-need-a-drink-in-my-hand/)

[Jade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jade/)

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> [Good liquor is not cheap. Cheap liquor is not good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-draper/good-liquor-is-not-cheap-cheap-liquor-is-not-good/)

[Dorothy Draper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-draper/)

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> [Liquor is such a nice substitute for facing adult life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-b-hughes/liquor-is-such-a-nice-substitute-for-facing-adult-life/)

[Dorothy B. Hughes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-b-hughes/)

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> [Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-castellaneta/alcohol-is-the-cause-and-the-solution-to-many-of-life-s-problems/)

[Dan Castellaneta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-castellaneta/)

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> [Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/reality-is-an-illusion-that-occurs-due-to-the-lack-of-alcohol/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phyllis-diller/health-what-my-friends-are-always-drinking-to-before-they-fall-down/)

[Phyllis Diller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phyllis-diller/)

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> [Drinking and smoking grass were a part of my life as far back as I can remember.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/al-pacino/drinking-and-smoking-grass-were-a-part-of-my-life-as-far-back-as-i/)

[Al Pacino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/al-pacino/)

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> [Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk, that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackana/always-do-sober-what-you-said-you-d-do-drunk-that-ll-teach-you-to/)

[Jackana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackana/)

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> [“one doesn't even think of the liver and if the liver doesn't think of us, that's fine.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/one-doesn-t-even-think-of-the-liver-and-if-the-liver-doesn-t-think-of/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [ \[Smoking is\] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/auguste-piccard/smoking-is-a-dirty-habit-that-should-be-banned-from-america-by-the/)

[Auguste Piccard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/auguste-piccard/)

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> [If we make people believe that before the age of 16 they got sick drinking vodka, they don't want to drink as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-loftus/if-we-make-people-believe-that-before-the-age-of-16-they-got-sick/)

[Elizabeth Loftus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-loftus/)

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> [That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-escalante/that-moment-when-you-wake-up-with-a-hang-over-and-say-i-m-not/)

[Robert Escalante](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-escalante/)

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> [Modern man is drinking and drugging himself out of awareness, or he spends his time shopping, which is the same thing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-becker/modern-man-is-drinking-and-drugging-himself-out-of-awareness-or-he/)

[Ernest Becker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-becker/)

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> [“Sometimes, when inspiration runs dry, I drink classical music until my words spill out.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kamand-kojouri/sometimes-when-inspiration-runs-dry-i-drink-classical-music-until-my/)

[Kamand Kojouri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kamand-kojouri/)

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> [But the greatest lovethe love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother...Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/but-the-greatest-lovethe-love-above-all-loves-even-greater-than-that/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Let…it…go,” he whispers, his voice a fierce, harsh sound in my hair. “No. No!” The last word is screamed. “You have to.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasinda-wilder/let-it-go-he-whispers-his-voice-a-fierce-harsh-sound-in-my-hair-no-no/)

[Jasinda Wilder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasinda-wilder/)

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> [Once, during the drinking phase, Wendy had accused him of desiring his own destruction but not possessing the necessary moral fiber to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/once-during-the-drinking-phase-wendy-had-accused-him-of-desiring-his/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [I want to get to a point in my career where I can be a role model. A good one. I want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chad-michael-murray/i-want-to-get-to-a-point-in-my-career-where-i-can-be-a-role-model-a/)

[Chad Michael Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chad-michael-murray/)

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> [But say some, would you expose woman to the contact of rough, rude, drinking, swearing, fighting men at the ballot box? What…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernestine-rose/but-say-some-would-you-expose-woman-to-the-contact-of-rough-rude/)

[Ernestine Rose](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernestine-rose/)

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> [The major thing that holds you back when you're trying to change a bad habit like eating, smoking, or drinking too much…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-ariely/the-major-thing-that-holds-you-back-when-you-re-trying-to-change-a/)

[Dan Ariely](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-ariely/)

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> [We're gaily yet, we're gaily yet, And we're not very fow, but we're gaily yet; Then set ye awhile, and tipple a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-vanbrugh/we-re-gaily-yet-we-re-gaily-yet-and-we-re-not-very-fow-but-we-re/)

[John Vanbrugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-vanbrugh/)

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> [“But what was it all about? Ego, that’s all. There was no love there. Just a lot of drinking and a lot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-brandt/but-what-was-it-all-about-ego-that-s-all-there-was-no-love-there-just/)

[Charles Brandt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-brandt/)

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> [“The one plentiful herds of magazine writers would continue to be culled - by the Internet, by the recession, by the American…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillian-flynn/the-one-plentiful-herds-of-magazine-writers-would-continue-to-be/)

[Gillian Flynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillian-flynn/)

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> [Over 1 billion people have no access to clean drinking water, and more than 2.9 billion have no access to sanitation services.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marq-de-villiers/over-1-billion-people-have-no-access-to-clean-drinking-water-and-more/)

[Marq de Villiers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marq-de-villiers/)

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> [Maybe I'm a little sad sometimes its too hard to smile sometimes theres nothing to smile about.. what do you do when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/maybe-i-m-a-little-sad-sometimes-its-too-hard-to-smile-sometimes/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Now we may have more preachers out there than we have drinkers. But a fellow told me a story one time about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/now-we-may-have-more-preachers-out-there-than-we-have-drinkers-but-a/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I realize that the memories I cherish most are not the first night successes, but of simple, everyday things: walking through our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vivien-leigh/i-realize-that-the-memories-i-cherish-most-are-not-the-first-night/)

[Vivien Leigh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vivien-leigh/)

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> [There are many marvellous stories told of Pherecydes. For it is said that he was walking along the seashore at Samos, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diogenes-laertius/there-are-many-marvellous-stories-told-of-pherecydes-for-it-is-said/)

[Diogenes Laertius](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diogenes-laertius/)

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> [There is one way by which a strolling player may be ever secure of success; that is, in our theatrical way of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-goldsmith/there-is-one-way-by-which-a-strolling-player-may-be-ever-secure-of/)

[Oliver Goldsmith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-goldsmith/)

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> [It is far best for the Christian never to see some things, so he will never want them. The old-fashioned Christian who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-r-rice/it-is-far-best-for-the-christian-never-to-see-some-things-so-he-will/)

[John R. Rice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-r-rice/)

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> [Vision messed up cause I'm drinking the lean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/juicy-j/vision-messed-up-cause-i-m-drinking-the-lean/)

[Juicy J](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/juicy-j/)

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> [I am a drinker with writing problems.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brendan-behan/i-am-a-drinker-with-writing-problems/)

[Brendan Behan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brendan-behan/)

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> [The problem with drinking and driving is the mourning after.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-problem-with-drinking-and-driving-is-the-mourning-after/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Never trust a woman who doesn't drink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tyler-rish/never-trust-a-woman-who-doesn-t-drink/)

[Tyler Rish](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tyler-rish/)

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> [Okay, I've admitted to drinking too much. Okay, so I'm dealing with it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-ford/okay-i-ve-admitted-to-drinking-too-much-okay-so-i-m-dealing-with-it/)

[Rob Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-ford/)

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> [Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eden-phillpotts/beer-drinking-doesn-t-do-half-the-harm-of-lovemaking/)

[Eden Phillpotts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eden-phillpotts/)

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> [I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/i-gotta-quit-smoking-doctor-s-orders-and-the-drinking-court-orders/)

[Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/)

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> [There are more old drunkards than old doctors.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/there-are-more-old-drunkards-than-old-doctors/)

[Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/)

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                        "text": "Maybe I'm a little sad sometimes its too hard to smile sometimes theres nothing to smile about.. what do you do when everyone is moving and you just cant? I'm stuck I dont know what to do.. I never know what to do and you know what? I dont think ill ever know what to do. sometimes its just easier to hide under my covers and ignore everyone you know, sometimes I even ignore myself. did u know that was possible? because it is. its one of my talents. ignoring myself. maybe I'm a little more than just sad.",
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