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title: "Best Drinking Sayings"
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> [“The whiskey kicked like a mugger.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-bruen/the-whiskey-kicked-like-a-mugger/)

[Ken Bruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-bruen/)

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> [Drinking is the soldier's pleasure.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-dryden/drinking-is-the-soldier-s-pleasure/)

[John Dryden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-dryden/)

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> [Put it back in the horse!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-allen-smith/put-it-back-in-the-horse/)

[H. Allen Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-allen-smith/)

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> [He that drinks fast, pays slow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/he-that-drinks-fast-pays-slow/)

[Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/)

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> [Pour him out of here!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mae-west/pour-him-out-of-here/)

[Mae West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mae-west/)

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> [Drink to the point of hilarity.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/st-thomas-aquinas-2/drink-to-the-point-of-hilarity/)

St Thomas Aquinas

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> [After full drinking](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/after-full-drinking/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I'm drinking lots of herbal tea.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cathy-freeman/i-m-drinking-lots-of-herbal-tea/)

[Cathy Freeman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cathy-freeman/)

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> [Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-eliot/gin-and-drugs-dear-lady-gin-and-drugs/)

[T. S. Eliot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-eliot/)

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> [Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/friday-is-the-beginning-of-my-liver-s-workweek/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/stay-with-the-beer-beer-is-continuous-blood-a-continuous-lover/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [I like to have a martini, Two at the very most.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-parker/i-like-to-have-a-martini-two-at-the-very-most/)

[Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-parker/)

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> [My drinking team has a bowling problem!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-bucholtz/my-drinking-team-has-a-bowling-problem/)

Keith Bucholtz

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> [Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/punkinhead-abhishek/alcohol-because-no-great-story-ever-started-with-someone-eating-salad/)

[Punkinhead Abhishek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/punkinhead-abhishek/)

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> [Ninety percent of everything is crap.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/theodore-sturgeon/ninety-percent-of-everything-is-crap/)

[Theodore Sturgeon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/theodore-sturgeon/)

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> [Key to longevity... drinking embalming fluid every year.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/angus-young/key-to-longevity-drinking-embalming-fluid-every-year/)

[Angus Young](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/angus-young/)

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> [I make inappropriate choices when I drink. I also make them when I'm not drinking](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/i-make-inappropriate-choices-when-i-drink-i-also-make-them-when-i-m/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

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> [I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martha-stout/i-saw-a-werewolf-drinking-a-pina-colada-at-trader-vic-s-his-hair-was/)

[Martha Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martha-stout/)

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> [I wasn't taking drugs or drinking. I was working and working and working. But I wasn't writing anything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patti-smith/i-wasn-t-taking-drugs-or-drinking-i-was-working-and-working-and/)

[Patti Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patti-smith/)

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> [Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-benchley/drinking-makes-such-fools-of-people-and-people-are-such-fools-to/)

[Robert Benchley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-benchley/)

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> [The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-most-expensive-part-of-having-kids-is-all-the-wine-you-have-to/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [We are a water-drinking people, and we are allowing every brook to be defiled.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-bird-grinnell/we-are-a-water-drinking-people-and-we-are-allowing-every-brook-to-be/)

George Bird Grinnell

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> [I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nishan-singh/i-like-my-women-like-i-like-my-weekend-short-filled-with-liquor-and/)

[Nishan Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nishan-singh/)

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> [Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/remember-your-body-needs-6-to-8-glasses-of-fluid-daily-straight-up-or/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [A Christian might drink only ginger ale at the tavern bar, but there he is already on the way to drinking beer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-r-rice/a-christian-might-drink-only-ginger-ale-at-the-tavern-bar-but-there/)

[John R. Rice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-r-rice/)

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> [I say that is wine," Brett held up her glass. "We ought to toast something. 'Here's to royalty.'" "This wine is too…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/i-say-that-is-wine-brett-held-up-her-glass-we-ought-to-toast/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [One of the penalties of being president of the United States is that you must subsist for four years without drinking anything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-j-p-taylor/one-of-the-penalties-of-being-president-of-the-united-states-is-that/)

[A. J. P. Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-j-p-taylor/)

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> [I would start drinking something terrible if I were in a situation where I was surrounded by lies or quiet or secrets.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/angelina-jolie/i-would-start-drinking-something-terrible-if-i-were-in-a-situation/)

[Angelina Jolie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/angelina-jolie/)

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> [What would life be without art? Science prolongs life. To consist of what-eating, drinking, and sleeping? What is the good of living…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-bernhardt/what-would-life-be-without-art-science-prolongs-life-to-consist-of/)

[Sarah Bernhardt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-bernhardt/)

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> [And what about us? Do you want a vampire boyfriend?" He laughed bitterly. "Because I forsee many romantic picnics in our future.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/and-what-about-us-do-you-want-a-vampire-boyfriend-he-laughed-bitterly/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [“Well, I've kept you waiting long enough," he said, peering at me from that distance which drinking adds between people and which,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-bradbury/well-i-ve-kept-you-waiting-long-enough-he-said-peering-at-me-from/)

[Ray Bradbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-bradbury/)

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> [I think if I could not get myself off my cushion, off my couch, or away from whatever I'm eating - or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-walker/i-think-if-i-could-not-get-myself-off-my-cushion-off-my-couch-or-away/)

[Alice Walker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-walker/)

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> [How come you like Josh so much anyway? All he does is sit around drinking overpriced coffee and bitching about how awful…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-scott/how-come-you-like-josh-so-much-anyway-all-he-does-is-sit-around/)

[Elizabeth Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-scott/)

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> [The larger the group, the more toxic, the more of your beauty as an individual you have to surrender for the sake…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/the-larger-the-group-the-more-toxic-the-more-of-your-beauty-as-an/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Here's what I think: the best author photo ever taken is the author photo of you holding your extra-large engulfing rabbit and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patricia-lockwood/here-s-what-i-think-the-best-author-photo-ever-taken-is-the-author/)

[Patricia Lockwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patricia-lockwood/)

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> [I remember having my father stand over me when I had driven over my own foot; one leg was out of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-bachman/i-remember-having-my-father-stand-over-me-when-i-had-driven-over-my/)

[Randy Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-bachman/)

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> [I like drinking wine. Since I travel a lot in the league, I like to sit down with my wife and have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/channing-frye/i-like-drinking-wine-since-i-travel-a-lot-in-the-league-i-like-to-sit/)

[Channing Frye](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/channing-frye/)

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> [Mortifying the deeds of the body cannot be understood of the religious deeds of the body, for they are to be cherished,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-love/mortifying-the-deeds-of-the-body-cannot-be-understood-of-the/)

[Christopher Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-love/)

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> [I think Islam, for me, helped me see how similar we all are. If my views are not traditional it's because of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chali-2na/i-think-islam-for-me-helped-me-see-how-similar-we-all-are-if-my-views/)

[Chali 2na](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chali-2na/)

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> [These Germans seem an odd race, a mixture of clay and spirit - what with their beer-drinking and smoking, and their slow,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harriet-beecher-stowe/these-germans-seem-an-odd-race-a-mixture-of-clay-and-spirit-what-with/)

[Harriet Beecher Stowe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harriet-beecher-stowe/)

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                        "text": "A Christian might drink only ginger ale at the tavern bar, but there he is already on the way to drinking beer and whiskey. The girl who attends a ball but never dances a step, will soon surrender her body to the lustful embrace of every casual male acquaintance as other dancers do.",
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                        "text": "I say that is wine,\" Brett held up her glass. \"We ought to toast something. 'Here's to royalty.'\" \"This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. you don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. you lose the taste.\" Brett's glass was empty.",
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                        "text": "I would start drinking something terrible if I were in a situation where I was surrounded by lies or quiet or secrets. It's just not a real life.",
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                        "text": "What would life be without art? Science prolongs life. To consist of what-eating, drinking, and sleeping? What is the good of living longer if it is only a matter of satisfying the requirements that sustain life? All this is nothing without the charm of art.",
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                        "text": "And what about us? Do you want a vampire boyfriend?\" He laughed bitterly. \"Because I forsee many romantic picnics in our future. You, drinking a virgin piña colada. Me, drinking the blood of a virgin.",
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                        "text": "“Well, I've kept you waiting long enough,\" he said, peering at me from that distance which drinking adds between people and which, at odd turns in the evening, seems closeness itself.”",
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                        "text": "I think if I could not get myself off my cushion, off my couch, or away from whatever I'm eating - or drinking or partying or whatever - if I couldn't get away from that, I would have a heavy heart.",
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                        "text": "How come you like Josh so much anyway? All he does is sit around drinking overpriced coffee and bitching about how awful things are\" \"He cares about the world.\" \"If he cared about the world, he'd donate the ten thousand dollars he must spend on coffee every year to charity. That would be doing something.",
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                        "text": "The larger the group, the more toxic, the more of your beauty as an individual you have to surrender for the sake of group thought. And when you suspend your individual beauty you also give up a lot of your humanity. You will do things in the name of a group that you would never do on your own. Injuring, hurting, killing, drinking are all part of it, because you've lost your identity, because you now owe your allegiance to this thing that's bigger than you are and that controls you.",
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                        "text": "Here's what I think: the best author photo ever taken is the author photo of you holding your extra-large engulfing rabbit and looking straight at the camera. I never hope to have one so good. The only way I guess it could be any more literary is if the rabbit were smoking a Gauloise and drinking a tiny cup of coffee.",
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