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title: "Top Drinking Qoutes"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/punkinhead-abhishek/alcohol-because-no-great-story-ever-started-with-someone-eating-salad/)

[Punkinhead Abhishek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/punkinhead-abhishek/)

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> [Ninety percent of everything is crap.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/theodore-sturgeon/ninety-percent-of-everything-is-crap/)

[Theodore Sturgeon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/theodore-sturgeon/)

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> [“My favorite part about cooking is drinking red wine while I do it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claire-contreras/my-favorite-part-about-cooking-is-drinking-red-wine-while-i-do-it/)

[Claire Contreras](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claire-contreras/)

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> [“Glasses are for people that sips instead of drinks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kai-starr/glasses-are-for-people-that-sips-instead-of-drinks/)

Kai Starr

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> [That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-epstein/that-wine-drinking-is-more-effete-than-beer-drinking-no-question/)

[Joseph Epstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-epstein/)

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> [Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-eliot/gin-and-drugs-dear-lady-gin-and-drugs/)

[T. S. Eliot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-eliot/)

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> [Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/friday-is-the-beginning-of-my-liver-s-workweek/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When animators weren't sleeping, they were drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-barbera/when-animators-weren-t-sleeping-they-were-drinking/)

[Joseph Barbera](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-barbera/)

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> [When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/when-you-drank-the-world-was-still-out-there-but-for-the-moment-it/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [there is this malign curse laid on dipsomaniacs. That they must absolutely have a drink: in order to feel strong enough to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-thomas/there-is-this-malign-curse-laid-on-dipsomaniacs-that-they-must/)

[Caitlin Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-thomas/)

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> [As always after drinking too much, I felt like my own ghost trying to take it's first solo walk outside the body.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/orhan-pamuk/as-always-after-drinking-too-much-i-felt-like-my-own-ghost-trying-to/)

[Orhan Pamuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/orhan-pamuk/)

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> [I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-ll-drink-responsibly-when-there-is-a-brand-of-vodka-named/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Writing a novel is not method acting and I find it easy to step out of it at cocktail hour.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bret-easton-ellis/writing-a-novel-is-not-method-acting-and-i-find-it-easy-to-step-out/)

[Bret Easton Ellis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bret-easton-ellis/)

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> [I regret starting drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes and joining Facebook.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/berhan-ahmed/i-regret-starting-drinking-alcohol-smoking-cigarettes-and-joining/)

[Berhan Ahmed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/berhan-ahmed/)

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> [You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/you-know-you-have-a-drinking-problem-when-the-bartender-knows-your/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

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> [The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerald-r-ford/the-three-martini-lunch-is-the-epitome-of-american-efficiency-where/)

[Gerald R. Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gerald-r-ford/)

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> [The technology companies don't understand creative things at all. Silicon Valley's view of the creative process in Hollywood is a bunch of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-jobs/the-technology-companies-don-t-understand-creative-things-at-all/)

[Steve Jobs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-jobs/)

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> [I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-reed/i-don-t-have-a-drink-problem-but-if-that-was-the-case-and-doctors/)

[Oliver Reed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-reed/)

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> [The Country Music Awards were held Wednesday night at Universal City. The best country songs are always about drinking and guns and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/argus-hamilton/the-country-music-awards-were-held-wednesday-night-at-universal-city/)

[Argus Hamilton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/argus-hamilton/)

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> [I guess we all had that work ethic. None of us were rock stars, so if you had time in a studio,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-toop/i-guess-we-all-had-that-work-ethic-none-of-us-were-rock-stars-so-if/)

[David Toop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-toop/)

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> [Can't you . . . I don't know. Find a hobby or something?" "Being charming is my hobby," said Adrian obstinately. "I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/can-t-you-i-don-t-know-find-a-hobby-or-something-being-charming-is-my/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [I first fell in love with comedy when I'd visit my granny as a kid. Trips to her house meant staying up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-williams/i-first-fell-in-love-with-comedy-when-i-d-visit-my-granny-as-a-kid/)

[Jessica Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-williams/)

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> [Thus, statesmanlike, I'll saucily impose, And safe from action, valiantly advise; Sheltered in impotence, urge you to blows, And being good for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-wilmot/thus-statesmanlike-i-ll-saucily-impose-and-safe-from-action-valiantly/)

[John Wilmot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-wilmot/)

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> [People ask me: "Why do you write about food, and eating, and drinking? Why don't you write about the struggle for power…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-k-fisher/people-ask-me-why-do-you-write-about-food-and-eating-and-drinking-why/)

[M. F. K. Fisher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-k-fisher/)

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> [He picked up the letter Q and hurled it into a distant privet bush where it hit a young rabbit. The rabbit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/he-picked-up-the-letter-q-and-hurled-it-into-a-distant-privet-bush/)

[Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/)

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> [Ayahuasca is a brew that's made from the vine, which is the hallucinogenic element. And then there's also this leaf from a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larkin-grimm/ayahuasca-is-a-brew-that-s-made-from-the-vine-which-is-the/)

[Larkin Grimm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larkin-grimm/)

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> [And you? Did you find the doorknob?” Hadrian picked up a jug and downed several swallows, drinking so quickly some of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-j-sullivan/and-you-did-you-find-the-doorknob-hadrian-picked-up-a-jug-and-downed/)

[Michael J. Sullivan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-j-sullivan/)

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> [“It wasn't supposed to. It was just supposed to stop you from hurting yourself.” “It helps—” “No it doesn't. It just pushes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasinda-wilder/it-wasn-t-supposed-to-it-was-just-supposed-to-stop-you-from-hurting/)

[Jasinda Wilder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasinda-wilder/)

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> [One of the reasons I sing so much about smoking or drinking isn't about the addiction, but more so that I'm trying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-williams-iii/one-of-the-reasons-i-sing-so-much-about-smoking-or-drinking-isn-t/)

[Hank Williams III](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-williams-iii/)

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> [a fool forgetting all the ideals and joys I knew before, in my recent years of drinking and disappointment, what does he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-kerouac/a-fool-forgetting-all-the-ideals-and-joys-i-knew-before-in-my-recent/)

[Jack Kerouac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-kerouac/)

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> [Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long walks). Hold a Christmas party every year…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-self/regard-yourself-as-a-small-corporation-of-one-take-yourself-off-on/)

[Will Self](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-self/)

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> [I'm not out there screaming that women are drinking bourbon, but I think it's a great beverage as an option. I've got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mila-kunis/i-m-not-out-there-screaming-that-women-are-drinking-bourbon-but-i/)

[Mila Kunis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mila-kunis/)

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> [Beer Googles: Searching for stuff on the Internet...when you're drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/beer-googles-searching-for-stuff-on-the-internet-when-you-re-drunk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Writing history is like drinking an ocean and pissing a cupful.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gustave-flaubert/writing-history-is-like-drinking-an-ocean-and-pissing-a-cupful/)

[Gustave Flaubert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gustave-flaubert/)

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> [No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-churchill-1st-duke-of-marlborough/no-soldier-can-fight-unless-he-is-properly-fed-on-beef-and-beer/)

John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough

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> [We drink and we die and continue to drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denis-leary/we-drink-and-we-die-and-continue-to-drink/)

[Denis Leary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denis-leary/)

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> [Lately I been drinking like there's a message in a bottle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drake/lately-i-been-drinking-like-there-s-a-message-in-a-bottle/)

[Drake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drake/)

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> [No point in drinking I can't even be faded.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-cole/no-point-in-drinking-i-can-t-even-be-faded/)

[J Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-cole/)

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> [Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/not-one-man-in-a-beer-commercial-has-a-beerbelly/)

[Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/)

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> [Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-marx/be-careful-to-trust-a-person-who-does-not-like-wine/)

[Karl Marx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-marx/)

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                        "text": "Ayahuasca is a brew that's made from the vine, which is the hallucinogenic element. And then there's also this leaf from a bush. And the vine is supposed to be the masculine and the bush is supposed to be the feminine, and this female shaman did a tea drinking ceremony with us, where we drank Wyoosa. And the intention was to go and find pieces of your soul that were missing and bring them back to your body so you could live more fully with yourself and it's called soul retrieval.",
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                        "text": "And you? Did you find the doorknob?” Hadrian picked up a jug and downed several swallows, drinking so quickly some of the water dripped down his chin. He poured some in his palm and rinsed his face, running his fingers through his hair. “I didn’t even get close enough to see a door.” “Well, look on the bright side”—Hadrian smiled—“at least you weren’t captured and condemned to death this time.” “That’s the bright side?” “What can I say? I’m a glass-half-full kinda guy.",
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                        "text": "“It wasn't supposed to. It was just supposed to stop you from hurting yourself.” “It helps—” “No it doesn't. It just pushes it away temporarily. Just like the booze.” “But I need—” “You need to let yourself feel. Feel it, own it. Then move on.” “You make it sound so easy.” Bitterness drips from each syllable. “It’s not. It’s the fucking hardest thing a person can do.” I smooth a damp strand out of her face and away from my mouth. “It’s the hardest fucking thing. It’s why we drink and do drugs and fight. It’s why I play music and build engines.”",
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                        "text": "One of the reasons I sing so much about smoking or drinking isn't about the addiction, but more so that I'm trying to let people have a good time at my shows and forget their problems. Relax and enjoy. There's not certain religions or politics sold on them. Just come out, have a beer, have a laugh, good energy from stage and have a good time.",
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                        "text": "a fool forgetting all the ideals and joys I knew before, in my recent years of drinking and disappointment, what does he care if he hasn't got any money: he doesn't need any money, all he needs is his rucksack with those little plastic bags of dried food and a good pair of shoes and off he goes and enjoys the privileges of a millionaire in surroundings like this.",
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                        "text": "Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long walks). Hold a Christmas party every year at which you stand in the corner of your writing room, shouting very loudly to yourself while drinking a bottle of white wine. Then masturbate under the desk. The following day you will feel a deep and cohering sense of embarrassment.",
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                        "text": "Beer Googles: Searching for stuff on the Internet...when you're drunk.",
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