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title: "Top Drinking Proverbs"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [“If there is an occupational hazard to writing, it's drinking.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cormac-mccarthy/if-there-is-an-occupational-hazard-to-writing-it-s-drinking/)

[Cormac McCarthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cormac-mccarthy/)

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> [It's not drinking alone if you are bipolar.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-s-not-drinking-alone-if-you-are-bipolar/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Wine is sunlight, held together by water.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/galileo-galilei/wine-is-sunlight-held-together-by-water/)

[Galileo Galilei](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/galileo-galilei/)

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> [A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/albert-einstein/a-bartender-is-just-a-pharmacist-with-a-limited-inventory/)

[Albert Einstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/albert-einstein/)

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> [We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-jefferies/we-have-a-drinking-game-in-australia-it-s-called-drinking/)

[Jim Jefferies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-jefferies/)

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> [There's no excuses for over-drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-phelan/there-s-no-excuses-for-over-drinking/)

[Mike Phelan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-phelan/)

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> [I've quit drugs and drinking and been into healthy stuff like yoga.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/princess-superstar/i-ve-quit-drugs-and-drinking-and-been-into-healthy-stuff-like-yoga/)

[Princess Superstar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/princess-superstar/)

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> [I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-admit-i-was-drinking-a-guinness-but-i-did-not-swallow/)

[Kinky Friedman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kinky-friedman/)

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> [Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/listen-i-m-not-an-alcoholic-alcoholics-go-to-meetings-i-m-a-drunk-we/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-best/in-1969-i-gave-up-women-and-alcohol-and-it-was-the-worst-20-minutes/)

[George Best](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-best/)

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> [I was still going out when I was younger - drinking - and I wasn't looking after myself properly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kieran-trippier/i-was-still-going-out-when-i-was-younger-drinking-and-i-wasn-t/)

[Kieran Trippier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kieran-trippier/)

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> [Water is a cure-all. Water is everything. You can't get better without drinking lots of water, and you can't drink water unless…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-fox/water-is-a-cure-all-water-is-everything-you-can-t-get-better-without/)

[Josh Fox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-fox/)

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> [Drinking makes uninteresting people matter less and late at night, matter not at all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lillian-hellman/drinking-makes-uninteresting-people-matter-less-and-late-at-night/)

[Lillian Hellman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lillian-hellman/)

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> [When we hang on to resentments, we poison ourselves. As compulsive overeaters, we cannot afford resentment, since it exacerbates our disease.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-i/when-we-hang-on-to-resentments-we-poison-ourselves-as-compulsive/)

[Elizabeth I](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-i/)

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> […made me promise to cut down on the drinking and swearing, which I have. Unfortunately, this has left me dim-witted and nearly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nelson-demille/made-me-promise-to-cut-down-on-the-drinking-and-swearing-which-i-have/)

[Nelson DeMille](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nelson-demille/)

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> [Drinking more often brings out the best in the good than the worst in the bad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/malcolm-forbes/drinking-more-often-brings-out-the-best-in-the-good-than-the-worst-in/)

[Malcolm Forbes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/malcolm-forbes/)

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> [ Because Brenda \[Carlin\] had a drinking problem along with the coke, she had to hit bottom first. Most alcoholics do. And for… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/because-brenda-carlin-had-a-drinking-problem-along-with-the-coke-she/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [If you don't need to quit drinking, you shouldn't quit drinking. I used to really love to drink, and especially living in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-ford/if-you-don-t-need-to-quit-drinking-you-shouldn-t-quit-drinking-i-used/)

[Tom Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-ford/)

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> [A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-thomas/a-horrid-alcoholic-explosion-scatters-all-my-good-intentions-like/)

[Dylan Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-thomas/)

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> [If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-de-quincey/if-once-a-man-indulges-himself-in-murder-very-soon-he-comes-to-think-2/)

[Thomas de Quincey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-de-quincey/)

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> [Atrazine - a herbicide often used on corn fields, golf courses and even lawns - has become one of the most common…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-duhigg/atrazine-a-herbicide-often-used-on-corn-fields-golf-courses-and-even/)

[Charles Duhigg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-duhigg/)

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> [Drunkards are doomed to hell, so men declare, Believe it not, 'tis but a foolish scare; Heaven will be empty as this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/omar-khayy-m/drunkards-are-doomed-to-hell-so-men-declare-believe-it-not-tis-but-a/)

[Omar Khayyam](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/omar-khayy-m/)

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> [I don't really watch what I eat. I love sitting around with friends and eating loads and drinking loads for hours. Maybe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/santiago-cabrera/i-don-t-really-watch-what-i-eat-i-love-sitting-around-with-friends/)

[Santiago Cabrera](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/santiago-cabrera/)

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> [It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gisele-bundchen/it-was-my-first-scene-my-first-day-we-could-have-started-with-me/)

[Gisele Bundchen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gisele-bundchen/)

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> [Lastly, tea--unless one is drinking it in the Russian style--should be drunk WITHOUT SUGAR. I know very well that I am in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-orwell/lastly-tea-unless-one-is-drinking-it-in-the-russian-style-should-be/)

[George Orwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-orwell/)

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> [I go to a meeting every day. I surround myself with people who don't use. I recently got back from Ozzfest and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-osbourne/i-go-to-a-meeting-every-day-i-surround-myself-with-people-who-don-t/)

[Jack Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-osbourne/)

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> [“Why don’t you give up drinking?” “Because I don’t choose. It doesn’t matter what a man does if he’s ready to take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-somerset-maugham/why-don-t-you-give-up-drinking-because-i-don-t-choose-it-doesn-t/)

[W. Somerset Maugham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-somerset-maugham/)

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> [Young people are more hopeful at a certain age than adults, but I suspect that's glandular. As for children, I keep as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gore-vidal/young-people-are-more-hopeful-at-a-certain-age-than-adults-but-i/)

[Gore Vidal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gore-vidal/)

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> [The spiritual traditions of all the religions have certain similarities that are unmistakable. They share many of the same basic practices like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-keating/the-spiritual-traditions-of-all-the-religions-have-certain/)

[Thomas Keating](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-keating/)

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> [The difference between a healthy environment and an unhealthy environment can be summed up in one word, and it's not 'CO2' or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-epstein/the-difference-between-a-healthy-environment-and-an-unhealthy/)

[Alex Epstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-epstein/)

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> [I'm used to going into the studio and smoking and drinking until three in the morning. But I can't drink as much…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pink/i-m-used-to-going-into-the-studio-and-smoking-and-drinking-until/)

[Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pink/)

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> [You cannot have a healthy body without drinking a great deal of water. But remember, you can't just drink a glass of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-von-furstenberg/you-cannot-have-a-healthy-body-without-drinking-a-great-deal-of-water/)

[Diane von Furstenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-von-furstenberg/)

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> [I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-best/i-ve-stopped-drinking-but-only-while-i-m-asleep/)

[George Best](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-best/)

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> [Oh, 'tis jesting, dancing, drinking Spins the heavy world around.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-e-housman/oh-tis-jesting-dancing-drinking-spins-the-heavy-world-around/)

[A. E. Housman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-e-housman/)

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> [If die I must, let me die drinking in an Inn.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walter-map/if-die-i-must-let-me-die-drinking-in-an-inn/)

[Walter Map](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walter-map/)

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> [Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/madam-if-you-were-my-wife-i-would-drink-it/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

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> [Key to longevity... drinking embalming fluid every year.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/angus-young/key-to-longevity-drinking-embalming-fluid-every-year/)

[Angus Young](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/angus-young/)

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> [stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/stay-with-the-beer-beer-is-continuous-blood-a-continuous-lover/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [I like to have a martini, Two at the very most.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-parker/i-like-to-have-a-martini-two-at-the-very-most/)

[Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-parker/)

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> [My drinking team has a bowling problem!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-bucholtz/my-drinking-team-has-a-bowling-problem/)

[Keith Bucholtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-bucholtz/)

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                        "text": "Lastly, tea--unless one is drinking it in the Russian style--should be drunk WITHOUT SUGAR. I know very well that I am in a minority here. But still, how can you call yourself a true tea-lover if you destroy the flavour of your tea by putting sugar in it? It would be equally reasonable to put in pepper or salt. Tea is meant to be bitter, just as beer is meant to be bitter. If you sweeten it, you are no longer tasting the tea, you are merely tasting the sugar; you could make a very similar drink by dissolving sugar in plain hot water.",
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                        "text": "I go to a meeting every day. I surround myself with people who don't use. I recently got back from Ozzfest and I caught myself in kind of a sticky situation where I was around a lot of people using, drinking and it was kind of - I didn't have the urge to use once, but I just knew I shouldn't have been there.",
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                        "text": "“Why don’t you give up drinking?” “Because I don’t choose. It doesn’t matter what a man does if he’s ready to take the consequences. Well, I’m ready to take the consequences. You talk glibly of giving up drinking, but it’s the only thing I’ve got left now. What do you think life would be to me without it? Can you understand the happiness I get out of my absinthe? I yearn for it; and when I drink it I savour every drop, and afterwards I feel my soul swimming in ineffable happiness. It disgusts you. You are a puritan and in your heart you despise sensual pleasures. Sensual pleasures are the most violent and the most exquisite. I am a man blessed with vivid senses, and I have indulged them with all my soul. I have to pay the penalty now, and I am ready to pay.”",
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                        "text": "Young people are more hopeful at a certain age than adults, but I suspect that's glandular. As for children, I keep as far from them as possible. I don't like the sight of them. The scale is all wrongs. The heads tend to be too big for the bodies, and the hands and feet are a disaster. They keep falling into things. The nakedness of their bad character! We adults have learned how to disguise our terrible character, but children, well, they are like grotesque drawings of us. They should be neither seen nor heard, and no one must make another one.",
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                        "text": "The spiritual traditions of all the religions have certain similarities that are unmistakable. They share many of the same basic practices like sacred reading, spiritual guidance, moderation in eating, drinking and sexual expression, and above all, trying to be aware of the presence of God in other people and in everyday life.",
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                        "text": "You cannot have a healthy body without drinking a great deal of water. But remember, you can't just drink a glass of water and tell a glass of water to please go straight to your skin and moisturize your complexion. Water has to be there all the time, doing what it does naturally in a healthy body.",
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