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title: "Top Drinking Wisdom"
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> [The Champagne they have stored is getting more valuable every year.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-carson/the-champagne-they-have-stored-is-getting-more-valuable-every-year/)

[Johnny Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-carson/)

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> [I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields/i-don-t-drink-anymore-on-the-other-hand-i-don-t-drink-any-less-either/)

[W. C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields/)

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> [If you THINK that DRINKING is bad, then stop...THINKING!..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-you-think-that-drinking-is-bad-then-stop-thinking/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-sinatra/alcohol-may-be-man-s-worst-enemy-but-the-bible-says-love-your-enemy/)

[Frank Sinatra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-sinatra/)

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> [Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/giuseppe-garibaldi/bacchus-has-drowned-more-men-than-neptune/)

[Giuseppe Garibaldi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/giuseppe-garibaldi/)

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> [The only way to really have safe sex is to abstain. From drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wendy-liebman/the-only-way-to-really-have-safe-sex-is-to-abstain-from-drinking/)

[Wendy Liebman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wendy-liebman/)

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> [Under a bad cloak there is often a good drinker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/under-a-bad-cloak-there-is-often-a-good-drinker/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/i-have-very-poor-and-unhappy-brains-for-drinking/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [This cocktail may be virgin, but you won't be after drinking it. Schisandra is a superberry, an adaptogen and... an aphrodisiac.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoe-helene/this-cocktail-may-be-virgin-but-you-won-t-be-after-drinking-it/)

[Zoe Helene](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoe-helene/)

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> [My husband is the only guy I've ever dated where I've never been drunk around him. I couldn't handle dating without drinking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alison-rosen/my-husband-is-the-only-guy-i-ve-ever-dated-where-i-ve-never-been/)

[Alison Rosen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alison-rosen/)

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> [I can tell that you been crying all night, drinking all summer, praying for your happiness, hope that you recover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drake/i-can-tell-that-you-been-crying-all-night-drinking-all-summer-praying/)

[Drake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drake/)

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> [There are two impossibilities in life: "just one drink" and "an honest politician."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken/there-are-two-impossibilities-in-life-just-one-drink-and-an-honest/)

[H. L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken/)

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> [The drinking of wine seems to me to have a moral edge over many pleasures and hobbies in that it promotes love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clifton-fadiman/the-drinking-of-wine-seems-to-me-to-have-a-moral-edge-over-many/)

[Clifton Fadiman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clifton-fadiman/)

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> [I sobered up and I got to thinking, girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toby-keith/i-sobered-up-and-i-got-to-thinking-girl-you-ain-t-much-fun-since-i/)

[Toby Keith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toby-keith/)

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> [The rapturuous, wild, and ineffable pleasure of drinking at somebody else's expense](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leigh-hunt/the-rapturuous-wild-and-ineffable-pleasure-of-drinking-at-somebody/)

[Leigh Hunt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leigh-hunt/)

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> [Perhaps it is while drinking tea that I most of all enjoy the sense of leisure.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-gissing/perhaps-it-is-while-drinking-tea-that-i-most-of-all-enjoy-the-sense/)

[George Gissing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-gissing/)

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> [“Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/kid-i-ve-only-known-you-two-days-and-i-ve-seen-you-plastered-three/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

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> [I’m a pretty chill person. I’m kind of a homebody and I like to just hang out with friends and have dinner.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-bomer/i-m-a-pretty-chill-person-i-m-kind-of-a-homebody-and-i-like-to-just/)

[Matt Bomer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-bomer/)

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> [Drinking cow milk has been linked to iron-deficiency anemia in infants and children; it has been named as the cause of cramps…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-oski/drinking-cow-milk-has-been-linked-to-iron-deficiency-anemia-in/)

[Frank Oski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-oski/)

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> [The sober guy is always going to have this air of arrogance or self-righteousness, but it's not my intention. I just knew…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bradford-cox/the-sober-guy-is-always-going-to-have-this-air-of-arrogance-or-self/)

[Bradford Cox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bradford-cox/)

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> [I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abraham-lincoln/i-believe-if-we-take-habitual-drunkards-as-a-class-their-heads-and/)

[Abraham Lincoln](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abraham-lincoln/)

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> [I'm calling for all responsible Americans to fight back and punish Pepsi for using a man who degrades women, who encourages substance…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-o-reilly/i-m-calling-for-all-responsible-americans-to-fight-back-and-punish-2/)

[Bill O'Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-o-reilly/)

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> [When it comes to wine, I tell people to throw away the vintage charts and invest in a corkscrew. The best way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexis-lichine/when-it-comes-to-wine-i-tell-people-to-throw-away-the-vintage-charts/)

[Alexis Lichine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexis-lichine/)

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> ['The Real World' is the most predictable arc ever. They get on the show, they're all excited, we're gonna be best friends,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-mckay/the-real-world-is-the-most-predictable-arc-ever-they-get-on-the-show/)

[Adam McKay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-mckay/)

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> [I think when you're drinking you don't have the clarity to think about things. It's not easy to talk about obviously but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marissa-nadler/i-think-when-you-re-drinking-you-don-t-have-the-clarity-to-think/)

[Marissa Nadler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marissa-nadler/)

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> [“Well,” he sighed, squeezing my hand back. “I guess we were both running away in different ways.” “What do you mean?” Dad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kody-keplinger/well-he-sighed-squeezing-my-hand-back-i-guess-we-were-both-running/)

[Kody Keplinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kody-keplinger/)

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> [I don't believe consumers want to see fuller-figured girls in ads. Because if they did they would refuse to buy the things…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-cutrone/i-don-t-believe-consumers-want-to-see-fuller-figured-girls-in-ads/)

[Kelly Cutrone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-cutrone/)

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> [There is something about Christmas that requires a rug rat. Little kids make Christmas fun. I wonder if could rent one for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-halse-anderson/there-is-something-about-christmas-that-requires-a-rug-rat-little-2/)

[Laurie Halse Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-halse-anderson/)

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> [ I think you have you to give people the facts \[about global warming\], and then you have to tell them, this is… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-j-clinton/i-think-you-have-you-to-give-people-the-facts-about-global-warming/)

[William J. Clinton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-j-clinton/)

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> [The word of God is a tree of life that offers us blessed fruit from each of its branches. It is like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ephrem-the-syrian/the-word-of-god-is-a-tree-of-life-that-offers-us-blessed-fruit-from/)

[Ephrem the Syrian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ephrem-the-syrian/)

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> [“This is a day of celebration! Today, we are divorcing the past and marrying the present. Dance, and you will find God…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kamand-kojouri/this-is-a-day-of-celebration-today-we-are-divorcing-the-past-and/)

[Kamand Kojouri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kamand-kojouri/)

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> [Sometimes if somebody you feel you need... the whole universe tells you that you have to have her, you start watching her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-buckley/sometimes-if-somebody-you-feel-you-need-the-whole-universe-tells-you/)

[Jeff Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-buckley/)

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> [A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-fergosi/a-drunk-mans-words-are-a-sober-mans-thoughts/)

[Steve Fergosi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-fergosi/)

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> [I'm worried we're not saving enough for our retirement alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-worried-we-re-not-saving-enough-for-our-retirement-alcohol/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“People don't want to think about defects when they are drinking wine.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/courtney-maum/people-don-t-want-to-think-about-defects-when-they-are-drinking-wine/)

[Courtney Maum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/courtney-maum/)

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> [I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/i-don-t-think-i-ve-drunk-enough-beer-to-understand-that/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

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> [“it does seem the more we drink the better the words go.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/it-does-seem-the-more-we-drink-the-better-the-words-go/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walter-scott/of-all-vices-drinking-is-the-most-incompatible-with-greatness/)

[Walter Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walter-scott/)

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> [It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/f-scott-fitzgerald/it-s-a-great-advantage-not-to-drink-among-hard-drinking-people/)

[F. Scott Fitzgerald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/f-scott-fitzgerald/)

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> [Thinking is more stinking than drinking, but to feel is for real.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/thinking-is-more-stinking-than-drinking-but-to-feel-is-for-real/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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                        "text": "“This is a day of celebration! Today, we are divorcing the past and marrying the present. Dance, and you will find God in every room. Today, we are divorcing resentment and marrying forgiveness. Sing, and God will find you in every tune. Today, we are divorcing indifference and marrying love. Drink, and play that tambourine against your thighs. We have so much celebrating to do!”",
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                        "text": "Sometimes if somebody you feel you need... the whole universe tells you that you have to have her, you start watching her favorite TV shows all night, you start buying her the things she needs, you start drinking her drinks, you start smoking her bad cigarettes, you start picking up her nuances in her voice, you sleep in safe sometimes the most dangerous thing... this is called Mojo Pin.",
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