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title: "Top Drinking Thoughts"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [I started drinking BodyArmor as a daily deal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyler-murray/i-started-drinking-bodyarmor-as-a-daily-deal/)

[Kyler Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyler-murray/)

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> [I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-brody/i-started-drinking-scotch-just-to-be-a-man/)

[Adam Brody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-brody/)

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> [No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking in cursive.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/no-officer-my-speech-isn-t-slurred-i-m-just-talking-in-cursive/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/he-changed-more-times-than-a-baby-in-a-beer-drinking-contest/)

[Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/)

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> [Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/viktor-chernomyrdin/wine-we-need-for-health-and-the-health-we-need-to-drink-vodka/)

[Viktor Chernomyrdin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/viktor-chernomyrdin/)

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> [My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-belushi/my-advice-to-you-is-to-start-drinking-heavily/)

[John Belushi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-belushi/)

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> [Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-benchley/why-don-t-you-get-out-of-that-wet-coat-and-into-a-dry-martini/)

[Robert Benchley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-benchley/)

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> [Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/granger-smith/drinking-rum-before-10-am-makes-you-a-pirate-not-an-alcoholic/)

[Granger Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/granger-smith/)

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> [“you never know u r drunk until u wake up with a dickhead in the morning.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vish-patil/you-never-know-u-r-drunk-until-u-wake-up-with-a-dickhead-in-the/)

[Vish Patil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vish-patil/)

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> [I've not stopped drinking, I'm not a born again one of them, we just don't have booze in the house.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shaun-ryder/i-ve-not-stopped-drinking-i-m-not-a-born-again-one-of-them-we-just/)

[Shaun Ryder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shaun-ryder/)

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> [Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-martin/writer-s-block-is-a-fancy-term-made-up-by-whiners-so-they-can-have-an/)

[Steve Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-martin/)

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> [China traditionally has been a tea-drinking country but we turned them into coffee drinkers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-schultz/china-traditionally-has-been-a-tea-drinking-country-but-we-turned/)

[Howard Schultz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-schultz/)

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> [when I spoke of having a drink, it was a euphemism for having a whole flock of them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-halsey/when-i-spoke-of-having-a-drink-it-was-a-euphemism-for-having-a-whole/)

[Margaret Halsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-halsey/)

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> [What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lou-reed/what-i-really-love-is-my-scotch-it-s-the-power-the-power-of-positive/)

[Lou Reed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lou-reed/)

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> [You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You can't even remember your second cup.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/you-re-drinking-too-much-coffee-when-you-can-t-even-remember-your/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/if-i-m-drinking-i-can-either-be-the-nicest-guy-ever-or-i-m-the-guy/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [I don't drink everywhere, as I am not a hard drinker. I also prefer not to drink in those parties where there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/riya-sen/i-don-t-drink-everywhere-as-i-am-not-a-hard-drinker-i-also-prefer-not/)

[Riya Sen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/riya-sen/)

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> [“What have you gotten me into?" I hissed to him. "Me? What have you gotten yourself into? Couldn't I have just picked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/what-have-you-gotten-me-into-i-hissed-to-him-me-what-have-you-gotten/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [That's what I would like to do until the end of time, to go on scribbling my articles on the third floor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-samuelson/that-s-what-i-would-like-to-do-until-the-end-of-time-to-go-on/)

[Paul Samuelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-samuelson/)

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> [I'm talking like 10, 12 years old. Either junior brings Mom and Pop or Mom and Pop bring the kids. I'm talking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-thorogood/i-m-talking-like-10-12-years-old-either-junior-brings-mom-and-pop-or/)

[George Thorogood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-thorogood/)

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> [There's no reason to drink cow's milk at any time in your life. It was designed for calves, not humans, and we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-oski/there-s-no-reason-to-drink-cow-s-milk-at-any-time-in-your-life-it-was/)

[Frank Oski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-oski/)

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> [Fashion, at modern time, was actually a way for women to go out in the world. There was one painting of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-gordon/fashion-at-modern-time-was-actually-a-way-for-women-to-go-out-in-the/)

[Kim Gordon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-gordon/)

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> [Some people work with a trainer, some people work with a stylist. I work with a celebrity fecalist. A fecalist is basically…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tina-fey/some-people-work-with-a-trainer-some-people-work-with-a-stylist-i/)

[Tina Fey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tina-fey/)

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> [I got invited to the Playboy Mansion with the Lonely Island guys after their first season on 'SNL,' and I sat in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-got-invited-to-the-playboy-mansion-with-the-lonely-island-guys/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

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> [The Safe Drinking Water Act, the safety provisions of the Clean Water Acts, the Clean Air Act, the Superfund Law - the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-fox/the-safe-drinking-water-act-the-safety-provisions-of-the-clean-water/)

[Josh Fox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-fox/)

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> [“When I was in London in 2008, I spent a couple hours hanging out at a pub with a couple of blokes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-stacy-mccain/when-i-was-in-london-in-2008-i-spent-a-couple-hours-hanging-out-at-a/)

[Robert Stacy McCain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-stacy-mccain/)

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> [There's a lot of music nowadays with people singing about how amazing their clothes are and how incredible their shoes are and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-blunt/there-s-a-lot-of-music-nowadays-with-people-singing-about-how-amazing/)

[James Blunt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-blunt/)

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> [I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-think-the-warning-labels-on-alcoholic-beverages-are-too-bland-they-2/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [“Son, never trust a man who doesn’t drink because he’s probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-crumley/son-never-trust-a-man-who-doesn-t-drink-because-he-s-probably-a-self/)

[James Crumley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-crumley/)

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> [Hey, I am thinking of it myself, in this part of world (East), we all do endeavors in praying and are sweating…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ali-shariati/hey-i-am-thinking-of-it-myself-in-this-part-of-world-east-we-all-do/)

[Ali Shariati](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ali-shariati/)

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> [Every day we learn more and more about this wacky Osama bin Laden. He lives in a cave and at one time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/every-day-we-learn-more-and-more-about-this-wacky-osama-bin-laden-he/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [“living only for the moment, savouring the moon, the snow, the cherry blossoms, and the maple leaves, singing songs, drinking wine, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/asai-ryoi/living-only-for-the-moment-savouring-the-moon-the-snow-the-cherry/)

[Asai Ryoi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/asai-ryoi/)

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> [People don't stop eating, and they don't stop drinking coffee.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/magic-johnson/people-don-t-stop-eating-and-they-don-t-stop-drinking-coffee/)

[Magic Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/magic-johnson/)

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> [Burn the Kush, on Ciroc, its going down](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ace-hood/burn-the-kush-on-ciroc-its-going-down/)

[Ace Hood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ace-hood/)

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> [No nation is drunken where wine is cheap.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-jefferson/no-nation-is-drunken-where-wine-is-cheap/)

[Thomas Jefferson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-jefferson/)

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> [I still have a little whiskey left and therefore a chance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/i-still-have-a-little-whiskey-left-and-therefore-a-chance/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion? I was sober.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-byrne/ed-i-see-you-re-out-drinking-again-what-s-the-occasion-i-was-sober/)

[Ed Byrne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ed-byrne/)

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> [You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-owe-me-a-drink-you-re-so-ugly-i-dropped-mine-when-i-saw-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Some people Drink and smoke weed to escape reality](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/levita-charin/some-people-drink-and-smoke-weed-to-escape-reality/)

[Levita Charin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/levita-charin/)

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> [Im not drinking alone. Im throwing an exclusive party for one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/im-not-drinking-alone-im-throwing-an-exclusive-party-for-one/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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                        "text": "I got invited to the Playboy Mansion with the Lonely Island guys after their first season on 'SNL,' and I sat in the corner drinking coffee and talking to Akiva Schaffer about what aspect ratio he was going to shoot 'Hot Rod' in. Like, that's what we talk about.",
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                        "text": "The Safe Drinking Water Act, the safety provisions of the Clean Water Acts, the Clean Air Act, the Superfund Law - the gas industry is exempt from all these basic environmental and worker protections. They don't have to disclose the chemicals they use. They don't have to play by the same rules as anybody else.",
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                        "text": "“When I was in London in 2008, I spent a couple hours hanging out at a pub with a couple of blokes who were drinking away the afternoon in preparation for going to that evening's Arsenal game/riot. Take away their Cockney accents, and these working-class guys might as well have been a couple of Bubbas gearing up for the Alabama-Auburn game. They were, in a phrase, British rednecks. And this is who soccer fans are, everywhere in the world except among the college-educated American elite. In Rio or Rome, the soccer fan is a Regular José or a Regular Giuseppe. [...] By contrast, if an American is that kind of Regular Joe, he doesn't watch soccer. He watches the NFL or bass fishing tournaments or Ultimate Fighting. In an American context, avid soccer fandom is almost exclusively located among two groups of people (a) foreigners—God bless 'em—and (b) pretentious yuppie snobs. Which is to say, conservatives don't hate soccer because we hate brown people. We hate soccer because we hate liberals.”",
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                        "text": "There's a lot of music nowadays with people singing about how amazing their clothes are and how incredible their shoes are and how much jewelry they might be wearing or how much jewelry they want, how much money they have and the club that they're in and the alcohol that they're drinking. I think that's showing off. I don't think it's necessarily all that honest or all that interesting.",
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                        "text": "I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: \"Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.\"; \"Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one.\"; \"If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach.\"; \"Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman.\"",
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                        "text": "“Son, never trust a man who doesn’t drink because he’s probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They’re the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They’re usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they’re a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can’t trust a man who’s afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It’s damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he’s heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.”",
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                        "text": "Hey, I am thinking of it myself, in this part of world (East), we all do endeavors in praying and are sweating (white liquid) and this is our situation, frustrated , but on the other part of world (West) ,they are enjoying in party and drinking liquor (white liquid) but their situation is that, successful, I do not know that the problem relates to the type of liquid or the way of drinking!!",
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                        "text": "Every day we learn more and more about this wacky Osama bin Laden. He lives in a cave and at one time he was a womanizer. But now he has settled down with his five wives and 26 kids, so that's now all over. ... He also had a drinking problem at one time. I believe he went through 'Jihab'",
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                        "text": "“living only for the moment, savouring the moon, the snow, the cherry blossoms, and the maple leaves, singing songs, drinking wine, and diverting oneself in simply floating, unconcerned by the prospect of imminent poverty, buoyant and carefree, like a gourd carried along with the current of the river...”",
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