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title: "Top Drinking Lines"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [anybody who drinks seriously is poor: so poor, poor, extra poor, me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-thomas/anybody-who-drinks-seriously-is-poor-so-poor-poor-extra-poor-me/)

[Caitlin Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-thomas/)

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> [I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-winters/i-have-bursts-of-being-a-lady-but-it-doesn-t-last-long/)

[Shelley Winters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-winters/)

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> [Boy meets girl; girl gets boy into pickle; boy gets pickle into girl.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-woodford/boy-meets-girl-girl-gets-boy-into-pickle-boy-gets-pickle-into-girl/)

[Jack Woodford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-woodford/)

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> [I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-connery/i-suppose-i-ll-be-able-to-get-a-drink-there/)

[Sean Connery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-connery/)

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> [“The drink you like the best should be the drink you drink the most.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jb-burgess/the-drink-you-like-the-best-should-be-the-drink-you-drink-the-most/)

[JB Burgess](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jb-burgess/)

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> [A drunkard is a dead man And all dead men are drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-butler-yeats/a-drunkard-is-a-dead-man-and-all-dead-men-are-drunk/)

[William Butler Yeats](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-butler-yeats/)

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> [Mardi Gras, the drinking, the partying - that scared me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/archie-manning/mardi-gras-the-drinking-the-partying-that-scared-me/)

[Archie Manning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/archie-manning/)

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> [“He needed a stiff drink. With a side of straightjacket.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-moran/he-needed-a-stiff-drink-with-a-side-of-straightjacket/)

[Kelly Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-moran/)

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> [To be here drinking a Coke can influence the process of musical creation as much as anything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-jarman/to-be-here-drinking-a-coke-can-influence-the-process-of-musical/)

[Joseph Jarman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-jarman/)

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> [I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-levant/i-envy-people-who-drink-at-least-they-have-something-to-blame/)

[Oscar Levant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-levant/)

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> [I used to get tired of drinking iced tea, so I'd ask my wife if we had some lemonade, and I would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arnold-palmer/i-used-to-get-tired-of-drinking-iced-tea-so-i-d-ask-my-wife-if-we-had/)

[Arnold Palmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arnold-palmer/)

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> [Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/here-s-to-drinking-enough-that-we-ll-need-ryan-seacrest-to-help-us/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields/i-only-drink-to-steady-my-nerves-sometimes-i-m-so-steady-i-don-t-move/)

[W. C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields/)

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> [Charles had once remarked that holding onto a resentment was like eating rat poison and waiting for the rat to die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-lamott/charles-had-once-remarked-that-holding-onto-a-resentment-was-like/)

[Anne Lamott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-lamott/)

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> [I also admit, that there are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits which are not good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-johnson/i-also-admit-that-there-are-some-sluggish-men-who-are-improved-by/)

[Samuel Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-johnson/)

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> [The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey." "You're drinking tea a honey badger made," Jim said. "What did…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/the-good-doctor-put-a-spoon-of-tea-into-my-honey-you-re-drinking-tea/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [People say that I'm a tree hugger, but I do a lot more than hug trees. I like having my drinking water…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/people-say-that-i-m-a-tree-hugger-but-i-do-a-lot-more-than-hug-trees/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [A psychiatrist does not want you to wake up. He tells you to dream some more, to find the pond and pour…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-tan/a-psychiatrist-does-not-want-you-to-wake-up-he-tells-you-to-dream/)

[Amy Tan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-tan/)

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> [... tobacco kills 52,000 people a year from lung cancer, and there's no telling how many lives have been ruined through drinking.But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/florynce-kennedy/tobacco-kills-52-000-people-a-year-from-lung-cancer-and-there-s-no/)

[Florynce Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/florynce-kennedy/)

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> [And, even yet, I dare not let it languish, Dare not indulge in memory's rapturous pain; Once drinking deep of that divinest…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-bronte/and-even-yet-i-dare-not-let-it-languish-dare-not-indulge-in-memory-s/)

[Emily Bronte](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-bronte/)

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> [I also eat fruit instead of drinking juices. That's something I've read up on. I think that if you drink a lot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kris-humphries/i-also-eat-fruit-instead-of-drinking-juices-that-s-something-i-ve/)

[Kris Humphries](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kris-humphries/)

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> [College is the best thing that can ever happen to you," my father used to say, and he was right, for it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/college-is-the-best-thing-that-can-ever-happen-to-you-my-father-used/)

[David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/)

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> [The smell of roses, my children's bright eyes and smiles, laughing with my husband, walking on the beach, using my hands to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-loeb/the-smell-of-roses-my-children-s-bright-eyes-and-smiles-laughing-with/)

[Lisa Loeb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-loeb/)

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> [Drinking beer with friends is perhaps the most underestimated of all Reformation insights and essential to ongoing reform; and wasting time with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carl-r-trueman/drinking-beer-with-friends-is-perhaps-the-most-underestimated-of-all/)

[Carl R Trueman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carl-r-trueman/)

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> [The present moment is always full of infinite treasure. It contains far more than you can possibly grasp. Faith is the measure…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-pierre-de-caussade/the-present-moment-is-always-full-of-infinite-treasure-it-contains/)

[Jean-Pierre de Caussade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-pierre-de-caussade/)

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> [My life had taken a stranger turn than I could've ever imagined. What was I doing on this path? Where was I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kami-garcia/my-life-had-taken-a-stranger-turn-than-i-could-ve-ever-imagined-what/)

[Kami Garcia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kami-garcia/)

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> [“Pops: How about you finish this sentence for me, Jason? When a girl says no she means... Justin, looking desperately at me:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/pops-how-about-you-finish-this-sentence-for-me-jason-when-a-girl-says/)

[Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/)

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> [As a child, I saw this beautiful film, Dracula's Daughter, and it was with Gloria Holden and was a sequel to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-rice/as-a-child-i-saw-this-beautiful-film-dracula-s-daughter-and-it-was/)

[Anne Rice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-rice/)

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> [“Plato forbids children wine till eighteen years of age, and to get drunk till forty; but, after forty, gives them leave to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michel-de-montaigne/plato-forbids-children-wine-till-eighteen-years-of-age-and-to-get/)

[Michel de Montaigne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michel-de-montaigne/)

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> [The feel of the place was deep, the prehistoric heartbeat of the rocks complicating the music, the people bright, all different kinds…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-burke/the-feel-of-the-place-was-deep-the-prehistoric-heartbeat-of-the-rocks/)

[Jason Burke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-burke/)

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> [Ordinarily my mom just sunk deeper into her corner of the couch and ignored it. She had succesfully ignored a quarter of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haven-kimmel/ordinarily-my-mom-just-sunk-deeper-into-her-corner-of-the-couch-and/)

[Haven Kimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haven-kimmel/)

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> [A person cannot coast along in old destructive habits year after year and accept whatever comes along. A person must stand up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/a-person-cannot-coast-along-in-old-destructive-habits-year-after-year/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

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> [The only really indecent people are the chaste.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joris-karl-huysmans/the-only-really-indecent-people-are-the-chaste/)

[Joris-Karl Huysmans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joris-karl-huysmans/)

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> [There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/groucho-marx/there-is-no-sweeter-sound-than-the-crumbling-of-one-s-fellow-man/)

[Groucho Marx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/groucho-marx/)

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> [Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-wilde/oh-he-occasionally-takes-an-alcoholiday/)

[Oscar Wilde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-wilde/)

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> [Do not spit gum in the drinking fountains.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/do-not-spit-gum-in-the-drinking-fountains/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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> [So lets knock a couple back and make some noise](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-wilde/so-lets-knock-a-couple-back-and-make-some-noise/)

[Oscar Wilde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-wilde/)

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> [Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ethel-mumford/absinthe-makes-the-heart-grow-fonder/)

[Ethel Mumford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ethel-mumford/)

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> [“That should sober him up" "Actually, he hasn't started drinking yet”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/justin-somper/that-should-sober-him-up-actually-he-hasn-t-started-drinking-yet/)

[Justin Somper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/justin-somper/)

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> [Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/any-man-who-eats-dessert-is-not-drinking-enough/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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                        "text": "“Plato forbids children wine till eighteen years of age, and to get drunk till forty; but, after forty, gives them leave to please themselves, and to mix a little liberally in their feasts the influence of Dionysos, that good deity who restores to younger men their gaiety and to old men their youth...fit to inspire old men with mettle to divert themselves in dancing and music; things of great use, and that they dare not attempt when sober.”",
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                        "text": "The feel of the place was deep, the prehistoric heartbeat of the rocks complicating the music, the people bright, all different kinds of dancers, smilers, swayers, swirlers, smokers, beer-drinking boppers, tripsters, spinners. I looked back at the crowd...and saw the show for a moment as a jewel...like a gem in a bracelet: an ornament on the body of the country, glittering in the coming darkness.",
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