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title: "Top Drinking Quotations"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [Early rising is no pleasure; early drinking's just the measure.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francois-rabelais/early-rising-is-no-pleasure-early-drinking-s-just-the-measure/)

[Francois Rabelais](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/francois-rabelais/)

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> [Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields/thou-shalt-not-kill-anything-less-than-a-fifth/)

[W. C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields/)

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> [it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/it-provokes-the-desire-but-it-takes-away-the-performance/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seneca-the-younger/drunkenness-is-simply-voluntary-insanity/)

[Seneca the Younger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seneca-the-younger/)

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> [Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/wine-is-constant-proof-that-god-loves-us-and-likes-to-see-us-happy/)

[Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/)

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> [My friends are all getting married. I'm getting drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-friends-are-all-getting-married-i-m-getting-drunk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Drinking in a honky tonk, just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-jeff-walker/drinking-in-a-honky-tonk-just-kicking-hippies-asses-and-raising-hell/)

[Jerry Jeff Walker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-jeff-walker/)

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> [I'm drinking away the exam results that don't take me anywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-herrick/i-m-drinking-away-the-exam-results-that-don-t-take-me-anywhere/)

[Steven Herrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-herrick/)

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> [If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-goldwater/if-everybody-in-this-town-connected-with-politics-had-to-leave-town/)

[Barry Goldwater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-goldwater/)

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> [There's nothing wrong with drinking alone. Don't feel like going out...just want to stay home.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jmsn/there-s-nothing-wrong-with-drinking-alone-don-t-feel-like-going-out/)

[JMSN](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jmsn/)

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> [It's a lot more fun for actors to cry and rant and rave, or have a drug problem or a drinking problem.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-orbach/it-s-a-lot-more-fun-for-actors-to-cry-and-rant-and-rave-or-have-a/)

[Jerry Orbach](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-orbach/)

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> [You're not really drinking coffee unless you drink it black, don't you think? Oh, no? You like to monkey with it?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/you-re-not-really-drinking-coffee-unless-you-drink-it-black-don-t-you/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [I like the drinking-out-of-the-fire-hose approach - you're getting way more than you can handle.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-heller/i-like-the-drinking-out-of-the-fire-hose-approach-you-re-getting-way/)

[Peter Heller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-heller/)

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> [Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-vale/whiskey-is-by-far-the-most-popular-of-all-remedies-that-won-t-cure-a/)

Jerry Vale

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> [the reward for total abstinence from alcohol seems, illogically enough, to be the capacity for becoming intoxicated without it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-west/the-reward-for-total-abstinence-from-alcohol-seems-illogically-enough/)

[Rebecca West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-west/)

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> [“Sweat, scalded meat, puke, blood, smoke and a dozen kinds of bad ale and wine: the bouquet of civilized nightlife”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-lynch/sweat-scalded-meat-puke-blood-smoke-and-a-dozen-kinds-of-bad-ale-and/)

[Scott Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-lynch/)

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> [The poem, the song, the picture, is only water drawn from the well of the people, and it should be given back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/federico-garc-a-lorca/the-poem-the-song-the-picture-is-only-water-drawn-from-the-well-of/)

[Federico Garcia Lorca](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/federico-garc-a-lorca/)

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> [It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/it-s-that-idea-that-you-can-have-one-drink-and-no-you-can-t-within-a-2/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [First there was a young guy sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother, then there was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-s-burroughs/first-there-was-a-young-guy-sitting-in-front-of-television-in-a-t/)

[William S. Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-s-burroughs/)

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> [Your mother and I do not approve of drinking. Have you not heard of the Eighteenth Amendment?” “Prohibition? I drink to its…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/libba-bray/your-mother-and-i-do-not-approve-of-drinking-have-you-not-heard-of/)

[Libba Bray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/libba-bray/)

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> [Iran is celebrating the nuclear deal. The Iranians are going crazy. They're drinking non-alcoholic champagne and thinking about dancing. That's how excited…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/iran-is-celebrating-the-nuclear-deal-the-iranians-are-going-crazy/)

[Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/)

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> [By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/by-far-the-best-cure-for-hangovers-is-not-drinking-excessively-the/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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> [Once I stopped drinking and I'd be going out on dates, or hanging out with guys, I'd realize, "Oh, maybe I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alison-rosen/once-i-stopped-drinking-and-i-d-be-going-out-on-dates-or-hanging-out/)

[Alison Rosen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alison-rosen/)

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> [Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-shteyngart/vodka-is-a-wonderful-drink-you-can-drink-so-much-of-it-without-being/)

[Gary Shteyngart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-shteyngart/)

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> [I try not to "perform." I try to come on stage and be myself, to sing the way I would in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-mcferrin/i-try-not-to-perform-i-try-to-come-on-stage-and-be-myself-to-sing-the/)

[Bobby McFerrin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-mcferrin/)

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> [“Where had he been? Drinking, obviously. Then she started cataloging all the ways he was worthless. On fool impulse, as his most…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-frazier/where-had-he-been-drinking-obviously-then-she-started-cataloging-all/)

[Charles Frazier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-frazier/)

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> [We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-conan-doyle/we-had-got-as-far-as-this-when-who-should-walk-in-but-the-gentleman/)

[Arthur Conan Doyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-conan-doyle/)

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> [In Sharia, nobody will be able to sell pork publicly. Nobody will be drinking alcohol. Pornography will be banned. Gambling will be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anjem-choudary/in-sharia-nobody-will-be-able-to-sell-pork-publicly-nobody-will-be/)

[Anjem Choudary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anjem-choudary/)

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> [“Elliot Rawley was a drinker, Cy’s mother had been right. And he was a poor drinker. One that let the demons of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-hall/elliot-rawley-was-a-drinker-cy-s-mother-had-been-right-and-he-was-a/)

[Sarah Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-hall/)

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> [People want leadership, Mr. President, and in the absence of genuine leadership, they'll listen to anyone who steps up to the microphone.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-j-fox/people-want-leadership-mr-president-and-in-the-absence-of-genuine/)

[Michael J. Fox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-j-fox/)

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> [ My father's life was changed right before my eyes \[when he trusted Christ\]. It was like someone reached down and switched on… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-mcdowell/my-father-s-life-was-changed-right-before-my-eyes-when-he-trusted/)

[Josh McDowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-mcdowell/)

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> [I should just put it bluntly, because we're all sort of friends here now - it's exceedingly likely that my greatest success…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-gilbert/i-should-just-put-it-bluntly-because-we-re-all-sort-of-friends-here/)

[Elizabeth Gilbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-gilbert/)

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> [Drinking water is essential to a healthy lifestyle.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-curry/drinking-water-is-essential-to-a-healthy-lifestyle/)

[Stephen Curry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-curry/)

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> [When the going gets tough, the tough go drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bret-easton-ellis/when-the-going-gets-tough-the-tough-go-drinking/)

[Bret Easton Ellis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bret-easton-ellis/)

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> [The moment of cocoa-drinking was always the moment of confidences.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stella-benson/the-moment-of-cocoa-drinking-was-always-the-moment-of-confidences/)

[Stella Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stella-benson/)

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> [Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/don-t-trust-a-brilliant-idea-unless-it-survives-the-hangover/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

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> [What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lord-byron/what-s-drinking-a-mere-pause-from-thinking/)

[Lord Byron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lord-byron/)

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> [Don't bother me right now, I'm having a drinking alone party.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/don-t-bother-me-right-now-i-m-having-a-drinking-alone-party/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Tonight we're drinking from the bottle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/calvin-harris/tonight-we-re-drinking-from-the-bottle/)

[Calvin Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/calvin-harris/)

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> [I'm drunk and high at the same time/Drinking champagne on the airplane.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/2-chainz/i-m-drunk-and-high-at-the-same-time-drinking-champagne-on-the-airplane/)

[2 Chainz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/2-chainz/)

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                        "text": "I should just put it bluntly, because we're all sort of friends here now - it's exceedingly likely that my greatest success is behind me. Oh, so Jesus, what a thought! You know that's the kind of thought that could lead a person to start drinking gin at nine o'clock in the morning, and I don't want to go there.",
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