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title: "Top Drinking Quotes"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [“I know it’s like drinking from a fire-hose.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-e-richards/i-know-it-s-like-drinking-from-a-fire-hose/)

[Douglas E. Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-e-richards/)

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> [The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken/the-martini-the-only-american-invention-as-perfect-as-the-sonnet/)

[H. L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken/)

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> [It's not drinking alone if you talk to yourself](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-s-not-drinking-alone-if-you-talk-to-yourself/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/whiskey-is-for-drinking-water-is-for-fighting-over/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [“It is better to die of drink then to die of thirst.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fante/it-is-better-to-die-of-drink-then-to-die-of-thirst/)

[John Fante](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fante/)

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> [“Caution: Drinking is not good for the phone and Twitter.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-abraham/caution-drinking-is-not-good-for-the-phone-and-twitter/)

[Amit Abraham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-abraham/)

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> [We were just drinking some joint juice earlier.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mac-miller/we-were-just-drinking-some-joint-juice-earlier/)

[Mac Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mac-miller/)

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> [“You're a bad man who made her pound a shot of Jäger.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yuhta-nishio/you-re-a-bad-man-who-made-her-pound-a-shot-of-j-ger/)

[Yuhta Nishio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yuhta-nishio/)

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> [My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-francis/my-dad-has-a-weird-hobby-he-collects-empty-bottles-which-sounds-so/)

[Stewart Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-francis/)

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> [Remember gentleman, it's not just France we're fighting for, it's Champagne!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/remember-gentleman-it-s-not-just-france-we-re-fighting-for-it-s/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

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> [I think piracy is a bit like drinking. You want to stay out all night doing it, you pay the price the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-lynch/i-think-piracy-is-a-bit-like-drinking-you-want-to-stay-out-all-night/)

[Scott Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-lynch/)

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> [When a man wants to have an alehouse meltdown, the worst thing you can do is stand in his way](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/luke-haines/when-a-man-wants-to-have-an-alehouse-meltdown-the-worst-thing-you-can/)

[Luke Haines](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/luke-haines/)

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> [“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/millions-of-deaths-would-not-have-happened-if-it-weren-t-for-the/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“NOT DRINKING IS HARD. DRINKING IS HARDER. UPSIDE DOWN (ONE ON THE HOUSE) WILLIAM TEETS”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-teets/not-drinking-is-hard-drinking-is-harder-upside-down-one-on-the-house/)

[William Teets](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-teets/)

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> [A new friend is new wine, when it grows old, you will enjoy drinking it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-kay/a-new-friend-is-new-wine-when-it-grows-old-you-will-enjoy-drinking-it/)

[Alan Kay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-kay/)

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> [“Pour alcohol on a bundle of nerves and it generally turns into a can of worms.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ross-macdonald/pour-alcohol-on-a-bundle-of-nerves-and-it-generally-turns-into-a-can/)

[Ross Macdonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ross-macdonald/)

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> [I live in the past when it comes to movies, but my own career is a matter of remembering the nuts and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-royer/i-live-in-the-past-when-it-comes-to-movies-but-my-own-career-is-a/)

[Mike Royer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-royer/)

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> [When I'm not shooting, I love going on adventures with friends. I love zip-lining through rainforests and different natural habitats, and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-schneider/when-i-m-not-shooting-i-love-going-on-adventures-with-friends-i-love/)

[Max Schneider](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-schneider/)

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> [While briskly to each patriot lip Walks eager round the inspiring flip; Delicious draught, whose pow'rs inherit The quintessence of public spirit!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-trumbull/while-briskly-to-each-patriot-lip-walks-eager-round-the-inspiring/)

[John Trumbull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-trumbull/)

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> [I got arrested for graffiti. I got arrested - a lot of, like, underage drinking, drunk in public, shoplifting, you know, your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-franco/i-got-arrested-for-graffiti-i-got-arrested-a-lot-of-like-underage/)

[James Franco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-franco/)

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> [It's just an inspiring journey in itself to stop drinking this late in my career after abusing alcohol and to have this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-montgomery/it-s-just-an-inspiring-journey-in-itself-to-stop-drinking-this-late/)

[Ryan Montgomery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-montgomery/)

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> [I made a commitment to completely cut out drinking and anything that might hamper me from getting my mind and body together.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denzel-washington/i-made-a-commitment-to-completely-cut-out-drinking-and-anything-that/)

[Denzel Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denzel-washington/)

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> [I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-montgomery/i-began-drinking-alcohol-at-the-age-of-thirteen-and-gave-it-up-in-my/)

[George Montgomery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-montgomery/)

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> [Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marquis-de-sade/sex-is-as-important-as-eating-or-drinking-and-we-ought-to-allow-the/)

[Marquis de Sade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marquis-de-sade/)

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> [An assassin can be found for every president. And for every prophet there are a thousand interpreters to distort the essence of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sergei-lukyanenko/an-assassin-can-be-found-for-every-president-and-for-every-prophet/)

[Sergei Lukyanenko](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sergei-lukyanenko/)

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> [The outer ring of Christianity is a rigid guard of ethical abnegations and professional priests; but inside that inhuman guard you will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-k-chesterton/the-outer-ring-of-christianity-is-a-rigid-guard-of-ethical/)

[Gilbert K. Chesterton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-k-chesterton/)

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> [Because of course she had known she must go. She always did the thing because in obedience lay the integrity that God…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-goudge/because-of-course-she-had-known-she-must-go-she-always-did-the-thing/)

[Elizabeth Goudge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-goudge/)

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> [Dallas must have seen something on my face. Whats wrong? I couldn't help it but I glanced in Starks direction. He saw…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jade/dallas-must-have-seen-something-on-my-face-whats-wrong-i-couldn-t/)

[Jade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jade/)

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> [“When the subject turns to abortion, cosmetic intervention, birth, motherhood, sex, love, work, misogyny, fear, or just how you feel in your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/when-the-subject-turns-to-abortion-cosmetic-intervention-birth/)

[Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/)

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> [“The mistake we make is in thinking rape isn’t premeditated, that it happens by accident somehow, that you’re drunk and you run…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scaachi-koul/the-mistake-we-make-is-in-thinking-rape-isn-t-premeditated-that-it/)

[Scaachi Koul](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scaachi-koul/)

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> [I wrote 'Mr. In-Between' very quickly when I was about 23. I wrote the penultimate chapter, then realised I'd done something which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-cross/i-wrote-mr-in-between-very-quickly-when-i-was-about-23-i-wrote-the/)

[Neil Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-cross/)

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> [When I got into my early 20s, I was going to bed one nightI was still drinking, still using drugs, and probably…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-travis/when-i-got-into-my-early-20s-i-was-going-to-bed-one-nighti-was-still/)

[Randy Travis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-travis/)

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> [Drinking with women is as unnatural as scolding with 'em.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-wycherley/drinking-with-women-is-as-unnatural-as-scolding-with-em/)

[William Wycherley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-wycherley/)

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> [I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adrian-rogers/i-feel-sorry-for-people-who-do-not-have-a-bible-to-lean-on/)

[Adrian Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adrian-rogers/)

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> [My kids probably started drinking coffee in their late teens.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-schultz/my-kids-probably-started-drinking-coffee-in-their-late-teens/)

[Howard Schultz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-schultz/)

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> [A man cannot make him laugh - but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/a-man-cannot-make-him-laugh-but-that-s-no-marvel-he-drinks-no-wine/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [When the wine goes in, strange things come out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-the-wine-goes-in-strange-things-come-out/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frederick-the-great/many-battles-have-been-fought-and-won-by-soldiers-nourished-on-beer-2/)

[Frederick The Great](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frederick-the-great/)

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> [Housework can kill you if done right.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erma-bombeck/housework-can-kill-you-if-done-right/)

[Erma Bombeck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erma-bombeck/)

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> [I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-drink-when-i-have-occasion-and-sometimes-when-i-have-no-occasion/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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