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title: "Famous Drinking Qoutes"
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> [Responsible Drinking? Now that's an Oxymoron.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aaron-howard/responsible-drinking-now-that-s-an-oxymoron/)

[Aaron Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aaron-howard/)

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> [“If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alida-nugent/if-you-want-to-keep-your-dignity-intact-stay-away-from-tequila/)

[Alida Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alida-nugent/)

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> [We have the safest drinking water in the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-r-wheeler/we-have-the-safest-drinking-water-in-the-world/)

[Andrew R. Wheeler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-r-wheeler/)

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> [You've been thinking and I've been drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/huey-lewis/you-ve-been-thinking-and-i-ve-been-drinking/)

[Huey Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/huey-lewis/)

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> [Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noel-coward/why-do-i-drink-champagne-for-breakfast-doesn-t-everyone/)

[Noel Coward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noel-coward/)

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> [Technically, you're not drinking alone if your kids are home.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/technically-you-re-not-drinking-alone-if-your-kids-are-home/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-papa/it-was-an-arranged-marriage-put-together-by-drugs-and-alcohol/)

[Tom Papa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-papa/)

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> [I suggest we drink before we go out drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-suggest-we-drink-before-we-go-out-drinking/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-harris/i-turned-hamlet-down-because-it-was-going-to-take-up-too-much-of-my/)

[Richard Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-harris/)

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> [I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/i-used-to-work-at-a-health-food-store-i-got-fired-for-drinking/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

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> [When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/al-capone/when-i-sell-liquor-it-s-bootlegging-when-my-patrons-serve-it-on-a/)

[Al Capone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/al-capone/)

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> [There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heather-mills/there-are-many-other-kinds-of-milk-available-why-don-t-we-try/)

[Heather Mills](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heather-mills/)

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> [It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/it-s-really-weird-how-your-life-changes-tonight-i-m-drinking-water/)

[Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/)

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> [The drinking bone is connected to the party bone, the party bone is connected to the staying out all night long.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tracy-byrd/the-drinking-bone-is-connected-to-the-party-bone-the-party-bone-is/)

[Tracy Byrd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tracy-byrd/)

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> [If I give up drinking, smoking, and fatty foods, I can add ten years to my life. Trouble is, I'll add it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/if-i-give-up-drinking-smoking-and-fatty-foods-i-can-add-ten-years-to/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [I suppose when some people see you on TV, they expect you to be this flamboyant, champagne-drinking stud. But I'm not like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelvin-fletcher/i-suppose-when-some-people-see-you-on-tv-they-expect-you-to-be-this/)

[Kelvin Fletcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelvin-fletcher/)

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> [I eat a lot of fruit after I run. I find that hydrates me better than just drinking water. I have fruit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alison-sweeney/i-eat-a-lot-of-fruit-after-i-run-i-find-that-hydrates-me-better-than/)

[Alison Sweeney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alison-sweeney/)

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> [If there's a celebration, I'll have a drink and enjoy that time with people, but I wouldn't be drinking to get drunk.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-mullin/if-there-s-a-celebration-i-ll-have-a-drink-and-enjoy-that-time-with/)

[Paul Mullin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-mullin/)

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> [I lost my edge for boxing, I didn't put as much into it as I did before. I didn't run as far.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-norton/i-lost-my-edge-for-boxing-i-didn-t-put-as-much-into-it-as-i-did/)

[Ken Norton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-norton/)

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> [“The Americans called theirs the Officers Club but the Canadians called ours the Officers Mess. The American term was the more honest;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-j-childerhose/the-americans-called-theirs-the-officers-club-but-the-canadians/)

[R.J. Childerhose](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-j-childerhose/)

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> [I like to think I'm a night person, because that's my job, but now I'm a father of three. I'm trying to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-matthews/i-like-to-think-i-m-a-night-person-because-that-s-my-job-but-now-i-m/)

[Dave Matthews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-matthews/)

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> [I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-like-to-do-my-principal-research-in-bars-where-people-are-more/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [It's a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your tongue, and, moreover, you can time any little…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/f-scott-fitzgerald/it-s-a-great-advantage-not-to-drink-among-hard-drinking-people-you/)

[F. Scott Fitzgerald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/f-scott-fitzgerald/)

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> [That is the remarkable thing about drinking: it brings people together so quickly, but between night and morning it sets an interval…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erich-maria-remarque/that-is-the-remarkable-thing-about-drinking-it-brings-people-together/)

[Erich Maria Remarque](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erich-maria-remarque/)

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> [Today you have a situation where now the prescription is: People who don’t have enough money to buy food should end up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vandana-shiva/today-you-have-a-situation-where-now-the-prescription-is-people-who/)

[Vandana Shiva](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vandana-shiva/)

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> [There is an idea that you can take the spiritual teachings of a religion outside of a religion and practice them; these…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seyyed-hossein-nasr/there-is-an-idea-that-you-can-take-the-spiritual-teachings-of-a/)

[Seyyed Hossein Nasr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seyyed-hossein-nasr/)

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> [Wolfe was drinking beer and looking at pictures of snowflakes in a book someone had sent him from Czechoslovakia... ...Wolfe seemed absorbed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/wolfe-was-drinking-beer-and-looking-at-pictures-of-snowflakes-in-a/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

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> [So he lent her books. After all, one of life's best pleasures is reading a book of perfect beauty; more pleasurable still…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/so-he-lent-her-books-after-all-one-of-life-s-best-pleasures-is/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [(The processes are) doubly ruinous: they impoverish the earth by hastily removing, for the benefit of a few generations, the common resources…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-mumford/the-processes-are-doubly-ruinous-they-impoverish-the-earth-by-hastily/)

[Lewis Mumford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-mumford/)

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> [I'm not suggesting at all that we take away all of the characters' vices. I am suggesting that this particular vice is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-eszterhas/i-m-not-suggesting-at-all-that-we-take-away-all-of-the-characters/)

[Joe Eszterhas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-eszterhas/)

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> [London has changed enormously and so have the English in the past decade. They're more like Americans and more like Europeans, too.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doris-lessing/london-has-changed-enormously-and-so-have-the-english-in-the-past/)

[Doris Lessing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doris-lessing/)

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> [I don't think I ever would have had a problem being vulnerable or introspective but the problem with drinking is it's very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-montgomery/i-don-t-think-i-ever-would-have-had-a-problem-being-vulnerable-or/)

[Ryan Montgomery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-montgomery/)

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> [“Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-hess/drinking-just-to-get-drunk-is-like-having-sex-just-to-get-pregnant/)

[Robert Hess](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-hess/)

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> [Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/come-gentlemen-i-hope-we-shall-drink-down-all-unkindness/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-untermeyer/life-alas-is-very-drear-up-with-the-glass-down-with-the-beer/)

[Louis Untermeyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-untermeyer/)

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> [Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/happiness-is-a-dry-martini-and-a-good-woman-or-a-bad-woman/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

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> [You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your Thermos is on wheels.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/you-re-drinking-too-much-coffee-when-your-thermos-is-on-wheels/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [When the wine is in, the wit is out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-becon/when-the-wine-is-in-the-wit-is-out/)

[Thomas Becon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-becon/)

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> [It's not drinking on the job if you weren't planning to do any work.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-s-not-drinking-on-the-job-if-you-weren-t-planning-to-do-any-work/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken/i-drink-exactly-as-much-as-i-want-and-one-drink-more/)

[H. L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken/)

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