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title: "Famous Drinking Proverbs"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [Does anybody think these people were just sitting around drinking tea?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/condoleezza-rice/does-anybody-think-these-people-were-just-sitting-around-drinking-tea/)

[Condoleezza Rice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/condoleezza-rice/)

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> [I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paris-hilton/i-hate-the-taste-of-alcohol-when-i-m-drinking-i-m-drinking-red-bull/)

[Paris Hilton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paris-hilton/)

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> [Some people are like popular songs that you only sing for a short time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francois-de-la-rochefoucauld/some-people-are-like-popular-songs-that-you-only-sing-for-a-short-time/)

[Francois de La Rochefoucauld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/francois-de-la-rochefoucauld/)

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> [Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/sir-if-you-were-my-husband-i-would-poison-your-drink/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

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> [Perhaps there is no life after death…there's just Los Angeles.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/perhaps-there-is-no-life-after-death-there-s-just-los-angeles/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [There's some are fou o' love divine; There's some are fou o' brandy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-burns/there-s-some-are-fou-o-love-divine-there-s-some-are-fou-o-brandy/)

[Robert Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-burns/)

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> [“empty whiskey bottles strewn about like forgotten failures”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-coorlim/empty-whiskey-bottles-strewn-about-like-forgotten-failures/)

[Michael Coorlim](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-coorlim/)

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> [Drinking makes people go out of control.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-shroff/drinking-makes-people-go-out-of-control/)

[Jackie Shroff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-shroff/)

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> [I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicolas-cage/i-don-t-know-if-my-wife-left-me-because-of-my-drinking-or-i-started/)

[Nicolas Cage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicolas-cage/)

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> [I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/i-don-t-have-a-kid-but-i-think-that-i-would-be-a-good-father/)

[Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/)

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> [“I've drinking a Lincoln since long before anybody paid me to drive one.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-mcconaughey/i-ve-drinking-a-lincoln-since-long-before-anybody-paid-me-to-drive-one/)

[Matthew McConaughey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-mcconaughey/)

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> [Stop drinking was the best thing I've done in my entire life. I'm so happy I did that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lara-stone/stop-drinking-was-the-best-thing-i-ve-done-in-my-entire-life-i-m-so/)

[Lara Stone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lara-stone/)

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> [“For he was drinking too much. Not uncontrollably nor offensively, but still he seldom seemed to have a glass out of his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rosamunde-pilcher/for-he-was-drinking-too-much-not-uncontrollably-nor-offensively-but/)

[Rosamunde Pilcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rosamunde-pilcher/)

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> [One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/one-reason-i-don-t-drink-is-that-i-want-to-know-when-i-am-having-a/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

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> [Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-bourdain/even-on-the-serengeti-it-ain-t-a-barbecue-if-there-ain-t-some-kind-of/)

[Anthony Bourdain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-bourdain/)

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> [I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-kightlinger/i-used-to-think-drinking-was-the-only-way-to-be-happy-now-i-know/)

[Laura Kightlinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-kightlinger/)

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> [I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than Liberace did…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-stanhope/i-hate-when-your-friends-quit-drinking-on-you-don-t-you-it-s-sad-i-ve/)

[Doug Stanhope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-stanhope/)

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> [When I had my son, I slowed down drinking a lot. You know, I turned from a party girl and having fun…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keyshia-cole/when-i-had-my-son-i-slowed-down-drinking-a-lot-you-know-i-turned-from/)

[Keyshia Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keyshia-cole/)

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> [A good sherris-sack hath a twofold operation in it. It ascends me into the brain,... makes it apprehensive, quick, forgetive, full of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/a-good-sherris-sack-hath-a-twofold-operation-in-it-it-ascends-me-into/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [In the process of gaining our rightful place, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-luther-king-jr/in-the-process-of-gaining-our-rightful-place-we-must-not-be-guilty-of/)

[Martin Luther King, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-luther-king-jr/)

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> [If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-m-schenck/if-four-or-five-guys-tell-you-that-you-re-drunk-even-though-you-know/)

[Joseph M. Schenck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-m-schenck/)

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> [A few years ago, before I stopped drinking, I was feeling very sorry for myself and very drunk, and I Googled 'Moby…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moby/a-few-years-ago-before-i-stopped-drinking-i-was-feeling-very-sorry/)

[Moby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moby/)

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> [Same thing every year, getting up at the crack of dawn, drinking, fighting, throwing up, pissing on walls and then you leave…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-fitzsimmons/same-thing-every-year-getting-up-at-the-crack-of-dawn-drinking/)

[Greg Fitzsimmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-fitzsimmons/)

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> [Happy are those who have departed through martyrdom. Unhappy am I that I still survive... Taking this decision is more deadly than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruhollah-khomeini/happy-are-those-who-have-departed-through-martyrdom-unhappy-am-i-that/)

[Ruhollah Khomeini](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruhollah-khomeini/)

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> [it is only on posters and in advertisement pages that Americans have those chubby cheeks, expanding smiles, smooth looks, and faces flushed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simone-de-beauvoir/it-is-only-on-posters-and-in-advertisement-pages-that-americans-have/)

[Simone de Beauvoir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simone-de-beauvoir/)

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> [“The whiskey was a good start. I got the idea from Dylan Thomas. He's this poet who drank twenty-one straight whiskeys at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-thomas-ford/the-whiskey-was-a-good-start-i-got-the-idea-from-dylan-thomas-he-s/)

[Michael Thomas Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-thomas-ford/)

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> [“Our way would seem quite familiar to the Romans, more by far than the Greek way. Socrates in the Symposium, when Alcibiades…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edith-hamilton/our-way-would-seem-quite-familiar-to-the-romans-more-by-far-than-the/)

[Edith Hamilton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edith-hamilton/)

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> [It is the man of science, eager to have his every opinion regenerated, his every idea rationalized, by drinking at the fountain…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-is-the-man-of-science-eager-to-have-his-every-opinion-regenerated/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Nature set a limit on sleep - as it did on eating and drinking. And youre over the limit. But not of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marcus-aurelius/nature-set-a-limit-on-sleep-as-it-did-on-eating-and-drinking-and/)

[Marcus Aurelius](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marcus-aurelius/)

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> [Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-handey/sometimes-when-i-reflect-back-on-all-the-beer-i-drink-i-feel-ashamed/)

[Jack Handey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-handey/)

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> [The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition claims that a moderate beer drinker - whatever that means - swallows 11 percent of his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbara-holland/the-american-journal-of-clinical-nutrition-claims-that-a-moderate/)

[Barbara Holland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbara-holland/)

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> [I don't think there's a single child who's ever benefitted from being arrested for marijuana or for underage drinking; this does not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maia-szalavitz/i-don-t-think-there-s-a-single-child-who-s-ever-benefitted-from-being/)

[Maia Szalavitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maia-szalavitz/)

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> [Masturbation! The amazing availability of it!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-joyce/masturbation-the-amazing-availability-of-it/)

[James Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-joyce/)

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> [All professions are conspiracies against the laity.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-bernard-shaw/all-professions-are-conspiracies-against-the-laity/)

[George Bernard Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-bernard-shaw/)

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> [I hate it when I'm taking a drink and all the ice attacks my face.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-hate-it-when-i-m-taking-a-drink-and-all-the-ice-attacks-my-face/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Well I'm an eight ball shooting, double-fisted drinking son of a gun](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gretchen-wilson/well-i-m-an-eight-ball-shooting-double-fisted-drinking-son-of-a-gun/)

[Gretchen Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gretchen-wilson/)

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> [“Have you been drinking?” Doc asked. “Of course,” Shane said.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-ripley/have-you-been-drinking-doc-asked-of-course-shane-said/)

[Ron Ripley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-ripley/)

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> [Relationship status: its not drinking alone if I use two glasses](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/relationship-status-its-not-drinking-alone-if-i-use-two-glasses/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-harris/i-can-t-die-until-the-government-finds-a-safe-place-to-bury-my-liver/)

[Phil Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-harris/)

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> [Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maya-angelou/don-t-trust-people-who-don-t-laugh-i-don-t/)

[Maya Angelou](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maya-angelou/)

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                        "text": "“Our way would seem quite familiar to the Romans, more by far than the Greek way. Socrates in the Symposium, when Alcibiades challenged him to drink two quarts of wine, could have done so or not as he chose, but the diners-out of Horace's day had no such freedom. He speaks often of the master of the drinking, who was always appointed to dictate how much each man was to drink. Very many unseemly dinner parties must have paved the way for that regulation. A Roman in his cups would've been hard to handle, surly, quarrelsome, dangerous. No doubt there had been banquets without number which had ended in fights, broken furniture, injuries, deaths. Pass a law then, the invariable Roman remedy, to keep drunkenness within bounds. Of course it worked both ways: everybody was obliged to empty the same number of glasses and the temperate man had to drink a great deal more than he wanted, but whenever laws are brought in to regulate the majority who have not abused their liberty for the sake of the minority who have, just such results come to pass. Indeed, any attempt to establish a uniform average in that stubbornly individual phenomenon, human nature, will have only one result that can be foretold with certainty: it will press hardest on the best.”",
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                        "text": "Nature set a limit on sleep - as it did on eating and drinking. And youre over the limit. But not of working. There youre still below your quota. You dont love yourself enough. Or youd love your nature too and what it demands of you. People who love what they do wear themselves down doing it. They even forget to wash and eat.",
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                        "text": "The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition claims that a moderate beer drinker - whatever that means - swallows 11 percent of his dietary protein needs, 12 percent of the carbohydrates, 9 percent of essential phosphorus, 7 percent of his riboflavin, and 5 percent of niacin. Should he go on to immoderate beer drinking, he becomes a walking vitamin pill.",
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