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title: "Famous Drinking Lines"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [What's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burreezzzyyyy/what-s-a-nice-girl-like-me-doing-without-a-drink-in-her-hand/)

[Burreezzzyyyy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/burreezzzyyyy/)

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> [Eat - well is drink - well's brother](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/proverb/eat-well-is-drink-well-s-brother/)

[Proverb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/proverb/)

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> [Play hard to get by drinking alone in your room.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/play-hard-to-get-by-drinking-alone-in-your-room/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields/the-two-headed-boy-in-the-circus-never-had-such-a-headache/)

[W. C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields/)

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> [I knew at quite a young age that I had an issue with drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-gore/i-knew-at-quite-a-young-age-that-i-had-an-issue-with-drinking/)

[Martin Gore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-gore/)

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> [“I'm drinking whiskey. Doesn't get much more real than this.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meredith-wild/i-m-drinking-whiskey-doesn-t-get-much-more-real-than-this/)

[Meredith Wild](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meredith-wild/)

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> [“Two days before she went to New York, Jacaranda stopped drinking.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eve-babitz/two-days-before-she-went-to-new-york-jacaranda-stopped-drinking/)

[Eve Babitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eve-babitz/)

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> [Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerard-way/cigarettes-and-coffee-an-alcoholic-s-best-friend/)

[Gerard Way](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gerard-way/)

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> [There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-faulkner/there-is-no-such-thing-as-a-bad-whisky-some-whiskies-just-happen-to/)

[William Faulkner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-faulkner/)

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> [Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-anthelme-brillat-savarin/those-persons-who-suffer-from-indigestion-or-who-become-drunk-are/)

[Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-anthelme-brillat-savarin/)

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> [Ever since I was an itty bitty kitty, been drinking liquor out of Mama's titty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tupac-shakur/ever-since-i-was-an-itty-bitty-kitty-been-drinking-liquor-out-of-mama/)

[Tupac Shakur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tupac-shakur/)

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> [The world needs water. For every bottle of wine you drink you contribute to conserving the drinking water reserves.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-emile-victor/the-world-needs-water-for-every-bottle-of-wine-you-drink-you/)

[Paul-Emile Victor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-emile-victor/)

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> [I don't need to drink anymore because you not being there is what I was trying to run away from](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-don-t-need-to-drink-anymore-because-you-not-being-there-is-what-i/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/laugh-whenever-you-can-keeps-you-from-killing-yourself-when-things/)

[Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/)

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> [I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/i-drink-because-she-nags-she-said-i-nag-because-he-drinks-but-if-the/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

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> [Champagne and orange juice is a great drink. The orange improves the champagne. The champagne definitely improves the orange.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-the-apostle/champagne-and-orange-juice-is-a-great-drink-the-orange-improves-the/)

[Philip the Apostle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-the-apostle/)

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> [I once donated a pint of my finest red corpuscles to the great American Red Cross and the doctor opined my blood…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields/i-once-donated-a-pint-of-my-finest-red-corpuscles-to-the-great/)

[W. C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields/)

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> [To extract the fullest flavor of our drinking house, we needed to spend serious evening time there, slowly coming to know the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbara-holland/to-extract-the-fullest-flavor-of-our-drinking-house-we-needed-to/)

[Barbara Holland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbara-holland/)

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> [Little by little, wean yourself. This is the gist of what I have to say. From an embryo whose nourishment comes in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rumi/little-by-little-wean-yourself-this-is-the-gist-of-what-i-have-to-say/)

[Rumi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rumi/)

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> [The same people who are murdered slowly in the mechanized slaughterhouses of work are also arguing, singing, drinking, dancing, making love, holding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raoul-vaneigem/the-same-people-who-are-murdered-slowly-in-the-mechanized/)

[Raoul Vaneigem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raoul-vaneigem/)

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> [“Don't drive a car in the dream, else you won't drive it on earth. Don't wish to become, else you won't become.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-bassey-johnson/don-t-drive-a-car-in-the-dream-else-you-won-t-drive-it-on-earth-don-t/)

[Michael Bassey Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-bassey-johnson/)

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> [I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/i-went-to-a-restaurant-and-i-saw-a-guy-wearing-a-leather-jacket/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

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> [men will have to resign themselves to the fact that the old-time saloon, for men only, will never again exist. Once a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-leone-moats/men-will-have-to-resign-themselves-to-the-fact-that-the-old-time/)

[Alice-Leone Moats](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-leone-moats/)

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> [Drinking goes with everything, there's always an excuse to drink. We sell beer and liquor 24/7/365 everywhere, you can buy a 5th…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kirk-windstein/drinking-goes-with-everything-there-s-always-an-excuse-to-drink-we/)

[Kirk Windstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kirk-windstein/)

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> [I think we should stop drinking bottled water. There's no need to be drinking it if you're living in western communities. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cate-blanchett/i-think-we-should-stop-drinking-bottled-water-there-s-no-need-to-be/)

[Cate Blanchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cate-blanchett/)

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> [Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/here-s-a-toast-to-the-roast-that-good-fellowship-lends-with-the/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

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> [ It gladdens me to know that Baldr’s father \[Odin\] makes ready the benches for a banquet. Soon we shall be drinking ale… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ragnar-lodbrok/it-gladdens-me-to-know-that-baldr-s-father-odin-makes-ready-the/)

[Ragnar Lodbrok](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ragnar-lodbrok/)

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> [“What is this thing you call substance abuse? All I wanna do is forget and get loose. Drinking and smoking over and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-alire-s-enz/what-is-this-thing-you-call-substance-abuse-all-i-wanna-do-is-forget/)

[Benjamin Alire Sáenz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-alire-s-enz/)

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> [There were a hundred booksellers in the old round city founded by the eighth-century caliph al-Mansur. The café and wine-drinking culture of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/annia-ciezadlo/there-were-a-hundred-booksellers-in-the-old-round-city-founded-by-the/)

[Annia Ciezadlo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/annia-ciezadlo/)

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> [“A fine young man and a fine young felly he always was, except that in the old days, before you began coming…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fletcher-pratt/a-fine-young-man-and-a-fine-young-felly-he-always-was-except-that-in/)

[Fletcher Pratt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fletcher-pratt/)

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> [Panic. You open your mouth. Open it so wide your jaws creak. You order your lungs to draw air, NOW, you need…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/khaled-hosseini/panic-you-open-your-mouth-open-it-so-wide-your-jaws-creak-you-order/)

[Khaled Hosseini](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/khaled-hosseini/)

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> [Cover your glass in France or Germany --even worse, in England - and in the voice of someone who has personally affronted,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/cover-your-glass-in-france-or-germany-even-worse-in-england-and-in/)

[David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/)

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> [Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/candy-is-dandy-but-liquor-is-quicker/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

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> [Why don't I drink from a straw? Because straws are for suckers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abraham-lincoln/why-don-t-i-drink-from-a-straw-because-straws-are-for-suckers/)

[Abraham Lincoln](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abraham-lincoln/)

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> [It Is Time To Take A Stand, Your Thoughts Need To Be Spoken.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/no1/it-is-time-to-take-a-stand-your-thoughts-need-to-be-spoken/)

[No1](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/no1/)

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> [“Four whores were seated near the door, drinking.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/four-whores-were-seated-near-the-door-drinking/)

[George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/)

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> [I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/i-would-not-have-thought-of-eating-a-meal-without-drinking-a-beer/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/zen-martini-a-martini-with-no-vermouth-at-all-and-no-gin-either/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kerr/i-don-t-want-to-see-the-uncut-version-of-anything/)

[Jean Kerr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-kerr/)

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> [Don't start drinking before the fifth song.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-wogan/don-t-start-drinking-before-the-fifth-song/)

[Terry Wogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-wogan/)

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                        "text": "I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, \"Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over!\"",
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                        "text": "men will have to resign themselves to the fact that the old-time saloon, for men only, will never again exist. Once a woman has felt a brass rail under her instep, there can be no more needlepoint footstools for her.",
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                        "text": "Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.",
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                        "text": "It gladdens me to know that Baldr’s father [Odin] makes ready the benches for a banquet. Soon we shall be drinking ale from the curved horns. The champion who comes into Odin’s dwelling [Valhalla] does not lament his death. I shall not enter his hall with words of fear upon my lips. The Æsir will welcome me. Death comes without lamenting… Eager am I to depart. The Dísir summon me home, those whom Odin sends for me [Valkyries] from the halls of the Lord of Hosts. Gladly shall I drink ale in the high-seat with the Æsir. The days of my life are ended. I laugh as I die.",
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                        "text": "“What is this thing you call substance abuse? All I wanna do is forget and get loose. Drinking and smoking over and over What's so great about a life that's sober? There's nothing cool about being young When the monsters of night have stolen the sun. I'm tired of searching for words in the sky. All I wanna do is drink and die. Nothing is real. It's all a big lie. All I wanna do is drink and die. There's nothing cool about being young When the monsters of night have stolen the sun.”",
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                        "text": "There were a hundred booksellers in the old round city founded by the eighth-century caliph al-Mansur. The café and wine-drinking culture of Baghdad has been famous for centuries; there was a whole school of Iraqi poets who wrote poems about the wine bars of medieval Baghdad - the khamriyaat, or wine songs, that I quote in the book.",
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                        "text": "“A fine young man and a fine young felly he always was, except that in the old days, before you began coming in here, Mr. Witherwax, he maybe had too much money and spent too much of it on girls. Take them alone, either one; the money without the women, or a good girl without the money that can be a help to a young felly, and he's fixed for life. But put them together; and often as not, the young felly goes on the booze. (\"The Better Mousetrap\")”",
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                        "text": "Panic. You open your mouth. Open it so wide your jaws creak. You order your lungs to draw air, NOW, you need air, need it NOW. But your airways ignore you. They collapse, tighten, squeeze, and suddenly you're breaithing through a drinking straw. Your mouth closes and your lips purse and all you can manage is a croak. Your hands wriggle and shake. Somewhere a dam has cracked open and a flood of cold sweat spills, drenches your body. You want to scream. You would if you could. Cut you have to breathe to scream. Panic.",
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                        "text": "Cover your glass in France or Germany --even worse, in England - and in the voice of someone who has personally affronted, your host will ask why you're not drinking. 'Oh, I just don't feel like it this morning.' 'Why not?' 'I guess I'm not in the mood?' 'Well, this'll put you in the mood. Here. Drink up.' 'No, really, I'm OK.' 'Just taste it.' 'Actually, I'm sort of...well, I sort of have a problem with it.' 'Then how about half a glass?",
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