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title: "Famous Drinking Words"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [I'm drunk and high at the same time/Drinking champagne on the airplane.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/2-chainz/i-m-drunk-and-high-at-the-same-time-drinking-champagne-on-the-airplane/)

[2 Chainz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/2-chainz/)

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> [All I ever did was supply a demand that was pretty popular.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/al-capone/all-i-ever-did-was-supply-a-demand-that-was-pretty-popular/)

[Al Capone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/al-capone/)

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> [If people are not smoking, they'll probably be drinking more.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-bloomberg/if-people-are-not-smoking-they-ll-probably-be-drinking-more/)

[Michael Bloomberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-bloomberg/)

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> [“progeny, started to go off the rails, drinking heavily”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hugh-wilford/progeny-started-to-go-off-the-rails-drinking-heavily/)

[Hugh Wilford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hugh-wilford/)

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> [What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lord-byron/what-s-drinking-a-mere-pause-from-thinking/)

[Lord Byron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lord-byron/)

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> [Don't bother me right now, I'm having a drinking alone party.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/don-t-bother-me-right-now-i-m-having-a-drinking-alone-party/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Drinking water is essential to a healthy lifestyle.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-curry/drinking-water-is-essential-to-a-healthy-lifestyle/)

[Stephen Curry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-curry/)

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> [When the going gets tough, the tough go drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bret-easton-ellis/when-the-going-gets-tough-the-tough-go-drinking/)

[Bret Easton Ellis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bret-easton-ellis/)

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> [I know a good woman who thinks that her son lost his life because he took to drinking water only.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-david-thoreau/i-know-a-good-woman-who-thinks-that-her-son-lost-his-life-because-he/)

[Henry David Thoreau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-david-thoreau/)

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> [ “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. \[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031\]” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/beer-is-proof-that-god-loves-us-and-wants-us-to-be-happy-misquote-of/)

[Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/)

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> [Falling in love is like getting drunk. You wake up with a horrible hangover, swearing that you'll never drink again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/falling-in-love-is-like-getting-drunk-you-wake-up-with-a-horrible/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-handey/if-you-ever-reach-total-enlightenment-while-drinking-beer-i-bet-it/)

[Jack Handey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-handey/)

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> [Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields/thou-shalt-not-covet-thy-neighbor-s-house-unless-they-have-a-well/)

[W. C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields/)

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> [The heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceased to love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/luc-de-clapiers/the-heaviest-object-in-the-world-is-the-body-of-the-woman-you-have/)

[Luc de Clapiers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/luc-de-clapiers/)

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> [It's almost hump day which is close to Thursday which is close to Friday so it's okay for me to drink today...as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-s-almost-hump-day-which-is-close-to-thursday-which-is-close-to/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Drinking is a fast-forward button; it makes you feel close to a person so quickly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alison-rosen/drinking-is-a-fast-forward-button-it-makes-you-feel-close-to-a-person/)

[Alison Rosen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alison-rosen/)

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> [No one really needs to defend drinking. That's something that frustrates me as a comic: I have to play clubs where selling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/no-one-really-needs-to-defend-drinking-that-s-something-that/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

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> [Dad was just an emotional wreck. He was drinking a lot of the time, he was smoking a lot of pot. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-osbourne/dad-was-just-an-emotional-wreck-he-was-drinking-a-lot-of-the-time-he/)

[Jack Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-osbourne/)

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> [Research cited by Robert Cohen has made the point that there is up to a gallon of extra mucus in the body…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-cousens/research-cited-by-robert-cohen-has-made-the-point-that-there-is-up-to/)

[Gabriel Cousens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-cousens/)

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> [I'm crazy about westerns. I need to do a western once in a while. It's like you know, eating bread, eating pasta,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/franco-nero/i-m-crazy-about-westerns-i-need-to-do-a-western-once-in-a-while-it-s/)

[Franco Nero](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/franco-nero/)

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> [Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/whatever-the-occasion-do-not-neglect-alcohol-no-other-refreshment/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [You put three girls in a house, and all of a sudden before you know it, you're talking about boys and drinking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-aselton/you-put-three-girls-in-a-house-and-all-of-a-sudden-before-you-know-it/)

[Katie Aselton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-aselton/)

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> [Men even contract the dirty, filthy habit of chewing tobacco, and when the habit gets a good hold upon them they are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-jordan-jarvis/men-even-contract-the-dirty-filthy-habit-of-chewing-tobacco-and-when/)

[Thomas Jordan Jarvis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-jordan-jarvis/)

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> [“..he began drinking heavily and lived in a way which a friend described as making sense "only if he had no expectations…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-d-james-2/he-began-drinking-heavily-and-lived-in-a-way-which-a-friend-described/)

[P.D. James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-d-james-2/)

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> [My grandmother stepped back into the kitchen to get their drinks. I had come to love her more after death than I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-sebold/my-grandmother-stepped-back-into-the-kitchen-to-get-their-drinks-i/)

[Alice Sebold](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-sebold/)

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> [The democratic youth lives along day by day, gratifying the desire that occurs to him, at one time drinking and listening to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/plato/the-democratic-youth-lives-along-day-by-day-gratifying-the-desire/)

[Plato](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/plato/)

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> [I opened with Edward Kienholz's The Beanery, and that's such a controversial piece that I think that brought people right away. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/virginia-dwan/i-opened-with-edward-kienholz-s-the-beanery-and-that-s-such-a/)

[Virginia Dwan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/virginia-dwan/)

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> [He looked all the boys individually in the eyes then laid his gaze on me. Why you looking at me like that?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jade/he-looked-all-the-boys-individually-in-the-eyes-then-laid-his-gaze-on/)

[Jade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jade/)

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> [My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I was in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/my-friends-drink-everywhere-they-even-drink-at-the-laundromat-i-tried/)

[Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/)

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> [I gestured my frustration. “I don’t know. She’s much better already. She wasn’t talking half an hour ago. Look at her now.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-gestured-my-frustration-i-don-t-know-she-s-much-better-already-she/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [Characters simply come and find me. They sit down, I offer them a coffee. They tell me their story and then they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dacia-maraini/characters-simply-come-and-find-me-they-sit-down-i-offer-them-a/)

[Dacia Maraini](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dacia-maraini/)

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> [“It’s 11 am and I’m sitting in a restaurant 3 beers in. Believe me, even I’m surprised I’m still alive sometimes. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clementine-von-radics/it-s-11-am-and-i-m-sitting-in-a-restaurant-3-beers-in-believe-me-even/)

[Clementine von Radics](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clementine-von-radics/)

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> [The moment of cocoa-drinking was always the moment of confidences.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stella-benson/the-moment-of-cocoa-drinking-was-always-the-moment-of-confidences/)

[Stella Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stella-benson/)

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> [Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/don-t-trust-a-brilliant-idea-unless-it-survives-the-hangover/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

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> [Drinking in a honky tonk, just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-jeff-walker/drinking-in-a-honky-tonk-just-kicking-hippies-asses-and-raising-hell/)

[Jerry Jeff Walker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-jeff-walker/)

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> [I'm drinking away the exam results that don't take me anywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-herrick/i-m-drinking-away-the-exam-results-that-don-t-take-me-anywhere/)

[Steven Herrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-herrick/)

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> [My friends are all getting married. I'm getting drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-friends-are-all-getting-married-i-m-getting-drunk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/wine-is-constant-proof-that-god-loves-us-and-likes-to-see-us-happy/)

[Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/)

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> [Champagne is one of the elegant extras in life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-dickens/champagne-is-one-of-the-elegant-extras-in-life/)

[Charles Dickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-dickens/)

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> [When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henny-youngman/when-i-read-about-the-evils-of-drinking-i-gave-up-reading/)

[Henny Youngman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henny-youngman/)

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                        "text": "He looked all the boys individually in the eyes then laid his gaze on me. Why you looking at me like that? Im a good girl. I walk past them all and stop at the stairs and turn around. I call shower! Some protest and Heath lunges for me but I bolt up the stairs and lock myself in the bathroom. When I got out of the shower I wrapped myself into a towel but remembered I didnt bring any clothes in here with me. My room was just up the hall. Hoping no one was out there I open the door and start for my room. BAM! Right into Dallas. He steps back and looks me up and down. Dang girl. I roll my eyes. Dont be a perv! I step past him and look back before going into my room. He was standing there watching me walk away. I roll my eyes one my time and then shut my door and lock it behind me. After getting dressed and doing my hair and make up I head down stairs. As a girl I take my time to be a perfectionist I guess. When I stop at the bottom of the steps all the guys are waiting in the living room.",
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                        "text": "My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I was in a submarine, navigating the Sea of White Panties with my Spanish-speaking crew. I was like, \"Mrs. Sanchez, set the coordinates to Permanent Press! Give me some quarters and another drink! This place is starting to look like a laundromat.\"",
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