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title: "Famous Drinking Quotations"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-burton/i-have-to-think-hard-to-name-an-interesting-man-who-does-not-drink/)

[Richard Burton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-burton/)

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> [Drinking with women is as unnatural as scolding with 'em.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-wycherley/drinking-with-women-is-as-unnatural-as-scolding-with-em/)

[William Wycherley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-wycherley/)

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> [My kids probably started drinking coffee in their late teens.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-schultz/my-kids-probably-started-drinking-coffee-in-their-late-teens/)

[Howard Schultz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-schultz/)

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> [I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adrian-rogers/i-feel-sorry-for-people-who-do-not-have-a-bible-to-lean-on/)

[Adrian Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adrian-rogers/)

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> [A man cannot make him laugh - but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/a-man-cannot-make-him-laugh-but-that-s-no-marvel-he-drinks-no-wine/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [When the wine goes in, strange things come out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-the-wine-goes-in-strange-things-come-out/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frederick-the-great/many-battles-have-been-fought-and-won-by-soldiers-nourished-on-beer-2/)

[Frederick The Great](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frederick-the-great/)

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> [There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-wilde/there-can-be-nothing-more-frequent-than-an-occasional-drink/)

[Oscar Wilde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-wilde/)

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> [My suggestion is that we should first work to ensure the Third World has clean drinking water and sanitation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bjorn-lomborg/my-suggestion-is-that-we-should-first-work-to-ensure-the-third-world/)

[Bjorn Lomborg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bjorn-lomborg/)

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> [“If your drinking water the glass is always half full. If your drinking alcohol the glass is always half empty.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-m-roberts/if-your-drinking-water-the-glass-is-always-half-full-if-your-drinking/)

[Robert M. Roberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-m-roberts/)

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> [Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-parker/three-be-the-things-i-shall-never-attain-envy-content-and-sufficient/)

[Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-parker/)

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> [Summer Drinking Rule number 2: There are no bad beers. Some beers are just better than others.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/summer-drinking-rule-number-2-there-are-no-bad-beers-some-beers-are/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life's most civilized pleasures.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-broadbent/drinking-good-wine-with-good-food-in-good-company-is-one-of-life-s/)

[Michael Broadbent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-broadbent/)

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> [Have you ever head this theory about drinking yourself sober?' Eddie asked. 'It's a very popular theory. Amongst drunks, anyway.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-rankin/have-you-ever-head-this-theory-about-drinking-yourself-sober-eddie/)

[Robert Rankin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-rankin/)

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> [Im trippin on that gin and j. I'm trippin on that cognac I aint trippin on that whiskey all day long I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dopeboy/im-trippin-on-that-gin-and-j-i-m-trippin-on-that-cognac-i-aint/)

[Dopeboy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dopeboy/)

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> [Nothing is more American than stuffing your face with loaded potato skins while drinking loaded mudslides.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/nothing-is-more-american-than-stuffing-your-face-with-loaded-potato/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

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> [I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-ditka/i-do-like-beer-but-lately-i-ve-started-drinking-non-alcoholic-beer/)

[Mike Ditka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-ditka/)

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> [Why does the sea moan evermore? Shut out from heaven it makes its moan, It frets against the boundary shore; All earth's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-rossetti/why-does-the-sea-moan-evermore-shut-out-from-heaven-it-makes-its-moan/)

[Christina Rossetti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-rossetti/)

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> [ Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? \[ walking away\] some you don't know: 21… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/someone-you-don-t-know-my-birthday-is-today-me-no-way-how-old-are-you/)

[MrAwesome](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mrawesome/)

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> [I had what AA calls 'a convincer' - which made me realize that I couldn't do it any more. I went out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-oldman/i-had-what-aa-calls-a-convincer-which-made-me-realize-that-i-couldn-t/)

[Gary Oldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-oldman/)

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> [I've always hated being hemmed in or seeing anybody being hemmed in. Even when I was the smallest child, I couldn't bear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marian-wright-edelman/i-ve-always-hated-being-hemmed-in-or-seeing-anybody-being-hemmed-in/)

[Marian Wright Edelman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marian-wright-edelman/)

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> [You know, civil rights is great and everything, but a lot of people don't realize that plumbers in the South make less…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-kindler/you-know-civil-rights-is-great-and-everything-but-a-lot-of-people-don/)

[Andy Kindler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-kindler/)

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> [Reality doesn't have any preconceived ideas. You've got to learn how to smoke the cigarette, not act smoking the cigarette. You need…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-dean/reality-doesn-t-have-any-preconceived-ideas-you-ve-got-to-learn-how/)

[James Dean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-dean/)

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> [I always drank, from when it was legal for me to drink. And there was never a time for me when the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/i-always-drank-from-when-it-was-legal-for-me-to-drink-and-there-was/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [Working as a journalist is exactly like being the wallflower at an orgy. I always seem to find myself at a perfectly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nora-ephron/working-as-a-journalist-is-exactly-like-being-the-wallflower-at-an/)

[Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nora-ephron/)

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> [The first thing I did was give up sweet tea because I drank so much. I'd start drinking at lunchtime and wouldn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paula-deen/the-first-thing-i-did-was-give-up-sweet-tea-because-i-drank-so-much-i/)

[Paula Deen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paula-deen/)

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> [I tried to eat better too, but when you're on tour you literally just eat some hideous pork pie on the motorway…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jo-brand/i-tried-to-eat-better-too-but-when-you-re-on-tour-you-literally-just/)

[Jo Brand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jo-brand/)

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> [When I first started, I was really nervous. You could hear my voice quiver. So I started drinking a bit and that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-mcgraw/when-i-first-started-i-was-really-nervous-you-could-hear-my-voice/)

[Tim McGraw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-mcgraw/)

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> [“Oh God how subtle he would have to be, how cunning... No paragraph, no phrase even of the thousands the book must…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-crowley/oh-god-how-subtle-he-would-have-to-be-how-cunning-no-paragraph-no/)

[John Crowley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-crowley/)

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> [Upon occasion we should go as far as intoxication… Drink washes cares away, stirs the mind from its lowest depths… But in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seneca-the-younger/upon-occasion-we-should-go-as-far-as-intoxication-drink-washes-cares/)

[Seneca the Younger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seneca-the-younger/)

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> [There is not a little generalship and stratagem required in the managing and marshalling of our pleasures, so that each shall not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-caleb-colton/there-is-not-a-little-generalship-and-stratagem-required-in-the/)

[Charles Caleb Colton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-caleb-colton/)

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> [ It's very frustrating \[ to work under director's control\], not just because you're getting rejected constantly, but also because you're at a… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-damon/it-s-very-frustrating-to-work-under-director-s-control-not-just/)

[Matt Damon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-damon/)

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> [I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophocles/i-recommend-bread-meat-vegetables-and-beer/)

[Sophocles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophocles/)

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> [Drinking makes a person lose his inhibitions and give exhibitions](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/drinking-makes-a-person-lose-his-inhibitions-and-give-exhibitions/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

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> [When turkeys mate they think of swans.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-carson/when-turkeys-mate-they-think-of-swans/)

[Johnny Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-carson/)

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> [Do you drink?" "Of course,I just said I was a writer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/do-you-drink-of-course-i-just-said-i-was-a-writer/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [Drinking spirits cannot cause spiritual damage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jos-bergam-n/drinking-spirits-cannot-cause-spiritual-damage/)

[Jose Bergamin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jos-bergam-n/)

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> [I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/i-know-a-lot-more-old-drunks-than-old-doctors/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

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> [I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tallulah-bankhead/i-have-been-tight-as-a-tick-fried-as-a-mink-stiff-as-a-goat/)

[Tallulah Bankhead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tallulah-bankhead/)

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> [Tonight we're drinking from the bottle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/calvin-harris/tonight-we-re-drinking-from-the-bottle/)

[Calvin Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/calvin-harris/)

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