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title: "Famous Drinking Sayings"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [She got me up all night constant drinking and love songs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-cole/she-got-me-up-all-night-constant-drinking-and-love-songs/)

[J Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-cole/)

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> [“You speak of my drinking, yet you don't know my thirst”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scottish-proverb/you-speak-of-my-drinking-yet-you-don-t-know-my-thirst/)

[Scottish Proverb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scottish-proverb/)

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> [Don't chase anything except drinks and dreams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/don-t-chase-anything-except-drinks-and-dreams/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I hid in bars, because I didn't want to hide in factories.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/i-hid-in-bars-because-i-didn-t-want-to-hide-in-factories/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [Don't ever talk to your ex while drunk, booze has information in it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/don-t-ever-talk-to-your-ex-while-drunk-booze-has-information-in-it/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [My idea of working out is drinking whiskey - instead of beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/travis-fimmel/my-idea-of-working-out-is-drinking-whiskey-instead-of-beer/)

[Travis Fimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/travis-fimmel/)

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> [Drinking beer in a children's playground is an old Soviet tradition.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sergei-lukyanenko/drinking-beer-in-a-children-s-playground-is-an-old-soviet-tradition/)

[Sergei Lukyanenko](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sergei-lukyanenko/)

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> [Worshiping the teapot instead of drinking the tea.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wei-wu-wei/worshiping-the-teapot-instead-of-drinking-the-tea/)

[Wei Wu Wei](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wei-wu-wei/)

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> [I fall back on this journal just as some other poor devil takes to drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/proverb/i-fall-back-on-this-journal-just-as-some-other-poor-devil-takes-to/)

[Proverb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/proverb/)

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> [We had some port, and drank damnation to the play and eternal remorse to the author.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-boswell/we-had-some-port-and-drank-damnation-to-the-play-and-eternal-remorse/)

[James Boswell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-boswell/)

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> [Something is very, very wrong when people don’t have access to drinking water, and Coke creates its market out of that scarcity.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vandana-shiva/something-is-very-very-wrong-when-people-don-t-have-access-to/)

[Vandana Shiva](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vandana-shiva/)

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> [Everyone who drinks this water will be thirsty again, but whoever drinks the water I give him will never thirst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bible/everyone-who-drinks-this-water-will-be-thirsty-again-but-whoever-2/)

[Bible](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bible/)

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> [I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-only-got-a-toilet-seat-cushion-so-my-face-would-be-comfortable/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-discovered-rock-n-roll-you-could-go-round-europe-in-a-van-with-your/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/here-s-how-you-know-that-you-re-really-drunk-when-you-get-into-a-taxi/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

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> [A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-pasteur/a-bottle-of-wine-contains-more-philosophy-than-all-the-books-in-the/)

[Louis Pasteur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-pasteur/)

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> [Princess on the steeple and all the pretty people, they're drinking, thinking that they got it made. Exchanging all kinds of precious…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-dylan/princess-on-the-steeple-and-all-the-pretty-people-they-re-drinking/)

[Bob Dylan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-dylan/)

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> [I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/i-always-take-scotch-whiskey-at-night-as-a-preventive-of-toothache-i/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-have-an-excuse-actually-why-i-ve-been-drinking-so-much-i-haven-t/)

[Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/)

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> [If water was vodka & I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But water's not vodka…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nishan-panwar/if-water-was-vodka-i-was-a-duck-i-d-swim-to-the-bottom-and-never-come/)

[Nishan Panwar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nishan-panwar/)

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> [I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-osbourne/i-took-a-bottle-of-pills-i-d-been-in-europe-and-i-had-a-lot-of/)

[Jack Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-osbourne/)

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> [Initially, I was very much concerned with having absolute control. But as time has gone by, I'm not. I mean, the whole…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dee-dee-ramone/initially-i-was-very-much-concerned-with-having-absolute-control-but/)

[Dee Dee Ramone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dee-dee-ramone/)

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> [You're in a bar - grow up. You're drinking poison. You're trying to have sex unsafely with someone you don't know. Is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-proops/you-re-in-a-bar-grow-up-you-re-drinking-poison-you-re-trying-to-have/)

[Greg Proops](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-proops/)

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> [I don't know whether I will drink again in my life but I didn't drink yesterday, I am not drinking today and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-gascoigne/i-don-t-know-whether-i-will-drink-again-in-my-life-but-i-didn-t-drink/)

[Paul Gascoigne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-gascoigne/)

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> [Whatever your (unfavorable) situation is, it is a good idea to ask yourself "WHAT YOU WOULD DO if you were free of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-roberts/whatever-your-unfavorable-situation-is-it-is-a-good-idea-to-ask/)

[Seth Roberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-roberts/)

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> [In matters of great concern, and which must be done, there is no surer argument of a weak mind than irresolution; to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-tillotson/in-matters-of-great-concern-and-which-must-be-done-there-is-no-surer/)

[John Tillotson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-tillotson/)

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> [The Christian who drinks cannot win his drinking companions to Christ. The girl who dances will never win her dancing boyfriend! You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-r-rice/the-christian-who-drinks-cannot-win-his-drinking-companions-to-christ/)

[John R. Rice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-r-rice/)

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> [My first attempt at real music was when I was 13. My first signed band was when I was 21; that failed.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aaron-bruno/my-first-attempt-at-real-music-was-when-i-was-13-my-first-signed-band-2/)

[Aaron Bruno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aaron-bruno/)

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> [Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Never drink when you are wretched without it, or you will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/drink-because-you-are-happy-but-never-because-you-are-miserable-never/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“She takes another sip of her drink. She looks around the bar. I look at the fine muscles in her neck, at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-berlin/she-takes-another-sip-of-her-drink-she-looks-around-the-bar-i-look-at/)

[Adam Berlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-berlin/)

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> [It’s not that Monsanto is making money out of the blue. It’s making money by coercing and literally forcing people to pay…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vandana-shiva/it-s-not-that-monsanto-is-making-money-out-of-the-blue-it-s-making/)

[Vandana Shiva](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vandana-shiva/)

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> [Depression is all about if you loved me you would. As in, if you loved me you would stop doing your schoolwork,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-wurtzel/depression-is-all-about-if-you-loved-me-you-would-as-in-if-you-loved/)

[Elizabeth Wurtzel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-wurtzel/)

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> [Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall with a joint, drinking some eight-ball.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ice-cube/humpty-dumpty-sat-on-the-wall-with-a-joint-drinking-some-eight-ball/)

[Ice Cube](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ice-cube/)

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> [Imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke until it's done.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drake/imma-sip-until-i-feel-it-imma-smoke-until-it-s-done/)

[Drake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drake/)

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> [Sometimes you just need a shoulder to drink on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sometimes-you-just-need-a-shoulder-to-drink-on/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Only the unimaginative can fail to find a reason for drinking Champagne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-wilde/only-the-unimaginative-can-fail-to-find-a-reason-for-drinking/)

[Oscar Wilde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-wilde/)

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> [Be as enthusiastic about AA as you were about your drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/be-as-enthusiastic-about-aa-as-you-were-about-your-drinking/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Housework can kill you if done right.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erma-bombeck/housework-can-kill-you-if-done-right/)

[Erma Bombeck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erma-bombeck/)

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> [I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-drink-when-i-have-occasion-and-sometimes-when-i-have-no-occasion/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [People these days are thinking less and drinking more.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eartha-kitt/people-these-days-are-thinking-less-and-drinking-more/)

[Eartha Kitt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eartha-kitt/)

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                        "text": "In matters of great concern, and which must be done, there is no surer argument of a weak mind than irresolution; to be undetermined where the case is so plain, and the necessity so urgent. To be always intending to live a new life, but never to find time to set about it; this is as if a man should put off eating, and drinking, and sleeping, from one day and night to another, till he is starved and destroyed.",
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                        "text": "The Christian who drinks cannot win his drinking companions to Christ. The girl who dances will never win her dancing boyfriend! You may think to gain favor and influence with the unsaved by joining with them in the lodge, or attending with them the movies, or by smoking or drinking or playing bridge with them, but you cannot! Worldliness means powerlessness! And that means that every Christian who sells out is guilty of the murder of the poor lost souls that go to Hell because he lost his influence.",
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                        "text": "My first attempt at real music was when I was 13. My first signed band was when I was 21; that failed. I got another deal at 26; that failed, and then I was broke. I imagine trying to handle this head-trip of an experience when I was younger - it would have just turned into too much, probably.We all go through ups and downs with drinking, and In think it would have probably been a lot worse had I experienced that before.",
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                        "text": "Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Never drink when you are wretched without it, or you will be like the grey-faced gin-drinker in the slum; but drink when you would be happy without it, and you will be like the laughing peasant of Italy. Never drink because you need it, for this is rational drinking, and the way to death and hell. But drink because you do not need it, for this is irrational drinking, and the ancient health of the world.",
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                        "text": "“She takes another sip of her drink. She looks around the bar. I look at the fine muscles in her neck, at the two points of her clavicle. Her grief has not so much changed her as stripped her down, stripped her body and her face. Maybe she should do what I do. She could stand next to me and the students could draw our lines. I order another bourbon, count the count.”",
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                        "text": "It’s not that Monsanto is making money out of the blue. It’s making money by coercing and literally forcing people to pay for what was free. Take water, for instance. Water has always been free. We’ve never paid for drinking water. The World Bank says the reason water has been misused is because it was never commercially priced. But the reason it’s been misused is because it was wasted by the big users—industry, which polluted it.",
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                        "text": "Depression is all about if you loved me you would. As in, if you loved me you would stop doing your schoolwork, stop going out drinking with your friends on a Saturday night, stop accepting starring roles in theater productions, and stop doing everything besides sitting here by my side and passing me Kleenex and aspirin while I lie and creak and cry and drown myself and you in my misery.",
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                        "text": "Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall with a joint, drinking some eight-ball.",
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                        "text": "Imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke until it's done.",
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