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title: "Best Drinking Qoutes"
description: "Browse 2,711 Drinking quotes by 1,790 authors. Discover the best Drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [I've quit drugs and drinking and been into healthy stuff like yoga.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/princess-superstar/i-ve-quit-drugs-and-drinking-and-been-into-healthy-stuff-like-yoga/)

[Princess Superstar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/princess-superstar/)

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> [I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinky-friedman/i-admit-i-was-drinking-a-guinness-but-i-did-not-swallow/)

[Kinky Friedman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kinky-friedman/)

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> [I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-best/i-ve-stopped-drinking-but-only-while-i-m-asleep/)

[George Best](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-best/)

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> [If die I must, let me die drinking in an Inn.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walter-map/if-die-i-must-let-me-die-drinking-in-an-inn/)

[Walter Map](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walter-map/)

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> [Oh, 'tis jesting, dancing, drinking Spins the heavy world around.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-e-housman/oh-tis-jesting-dancing-drinking-spins-the-heavy-world-around/)

[A. E. Housman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-e-housman/)

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> [Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/madam-if-you-were-my-wife-i-would-drink-it/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

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> [We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-jefferies/we-have-a-drinking-game-in-australia-it-s-called-drinking/)

[Jim Jefferies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-jefferies/)

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> [“If there is an occupational hazard to writing, it's drinking.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cormac-mccarthy/if-there-is-an-occupational-hazard-to-writing-it-s-drinking/)

[Cormac McCarthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cormac-mccarthy/)

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> [I still drink vodka; I'm not an advocate of drinking, but I'm no angel. I don't like grass, because it just makes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/calvin-klein/i-still-drink-vodka-i-m-not-an-advocate-of-drinking-but-i-m-no-angel/)

[Calvin Klein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/calvin-klein/)

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> [“Men hvad bruker hun al den sherryen til? De har visst svært ofte skjelpadesuppe der i huset. Ja men en flaske om…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/knut-hamsun/men-hvad-bruker-hun-al-den-sherryen-til-de-har-visst-sv-rt-ofte/)

[Knut Hamsun](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/knut-hamsun/)

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> [Even if a poet writes about sitting in a glass house drinking tea, it reflects politics.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yehuda-amichai/even-if-a-poet-writes-about-sitting-in-a-glass-house-drinking-tea-it/)

[Yehuda Amichai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yehuda-amichai/)

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> [I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-clooney/i-m-a-method-actor-i-spent-years-training-for-the-drinking-and/)

[George Clooney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-clooney/)

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> [Off a cup of C.J. Gibson, man I'm faded off the brown and I'm easily influenced by the niggas I'm around](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drake/off-a-cup-of-c-j-gibson-man-i-m-faded-off-the-brown-and-i-m-easily/)

[Drake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drake/)

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> [Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/whoever-takes-just-plain-ginger-ale-soon-gets-drowned-out-of-the/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

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> [Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-updike/life-is-like-an-overlong-drama-through-which-we-sit-being-nagged-by/)

[John Updike](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-updike/)

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> [My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-friends-are-getting-married-i-m-getting-drunk-i-think-we-know-who/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Practitioners of tantra don't decide to break the rules. They are not particularly hung up on having sex or eating meat or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frederick-lenz/practitioners-of-tantra-don-t-decide-to-break-the-rules-they-are-not/)

[Frederick Lenz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frederick-lenz/)

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> [Sparhawk grinned. "If Martel finds out that he's drinking again, he'll reach down his throat and pull his heart out." "Can you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-eddings/sparhawk-grinned-if-martel-finds-out-that-he-s-drinking-again-he-ll/)

[David Eddings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-eddings/)

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> [Eating, drinking. sleeping, pro-creating. A little laughter, a lot of tears. Is this all there is to life? Don't die like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sivananda/eating-drinking-sleeping-pro-creating-a-little-laughter-a-lot-of/)

[Sivananda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sivananda/)

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> [I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sylvia-plath/i-began-to-think-vodka-was-my-drink-at-last-it-didn-t-taste-like/)

[Sylvia Plath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sylvia-plath/)

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> [The alcoholic trance is not just a haze, as though the eyes were also unshaven. It is not a mere buzzing in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-h-gass/the-alcoholic-trance-is-not-just-a-haze-as-though-the-eyes-were-also/)

[William H. Gass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-h-gass/)

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> [“She laughed. "All right, all right. Still want to leave for San Francisco tomorrow?" Not unless you're in a hurry. Let's stick…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dashiell-hammett/she-laughed-all-right-all-right-still-want-to-leave-for-san-francisco/)

[Dashiell Hammett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dashiell-hammett/)

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> [Why can men no longer be best friends? This is so stupid. Today if you show two guys being best friends they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-cavill/why-can-men-no-longer-be-best-friends-this-is-so-stupid-today-if-you/)

[Henry Cavill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-cavill/)

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> [I slept fourteen feet from a polka tavern as a kid growing up. I heard polkas all night long, people singing and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/al-jarreau/i-slept-fourteen-feet-from-a-polka-tavern-as-a-kid-growing-up-i-heard/)

[Al Jarreau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/al-jarreau/)

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> [Why do so many young people literally die to belong to fraternities, sororities, and other college social organizations? The answer is complicated,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-nuwer/why-do-so-many-young-people-literally-die-to-belong-to-fraternities/)

[Hank Nuwer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-nuwer/)

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> [“Yet GenX'er teens didn't slow down--they were just as likely to drive, drink alcohol, and date as their Boomer peers and more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-m-twenge/yet-genx-er-teens-didn-t-slow-down-they-were-just-as-likely-to-drive/)

[Jean M. Twenge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-m-twenge/)

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> [Live in rooms full of light. Avoid heavy food. Be moderate in the drinking of wine. Take massage, baths, exercise, and gymnastics.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/live-in-rooms-full-of-light-avoid-heavy-food-be-moderate-in-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [This was a dream. A very bad, bad dream, brought on by liver poisoning from too many gin and tonics. Here it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeaniene-frost/this-was-a-dream-a-very-bad-bad-dream-brought-on-by-liver-poisoning/)

[Jeaniene Frost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeaniene-frost/)

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> [I’m a goddess of destruction. Tell me honestly that you find nothing exciting about the idea of a billion people screaming out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-m-a-goddess-of-destruction-tell-me-honestly-that-you-find-nothing/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [We try to be present when we are drinking our tea, which isn't as easy as it sounds. It's very easy to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tenzin-palmo/we-try-to-be-present-when-we-are-drinking-our-tea-which-isn-t-as-easy/)

[Tenzin Palmo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tenzin-palmo/)

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> [Sleep is critical to me... at least eight or nine hours a night. I start to slow down my body and my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-fonda/sleep-is-critical-to-me-at-least-eight-or-nine-hours-a-night-i-start-2/)

[Jane Fonda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-fonda/)

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> [“That was how Sinner got his first taste of anything other than the froth on his father's ale. It made you grimace,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ned-beauman/that-was-how-sinner-got-his-first-taste-of-anything-other-than-the/)

[Ned Beauman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ned-beauman/)

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> [It's not drinking alone if you are bipolar.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-s-not-drinking-alone-if-you-are-bipolar/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Wine is sunlight, held together by water.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/galileo-galilei/wine-is-sunlight-held-together-by-water/)

[Galileo Galilei](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/galileo-galilei/)

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> [A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/albert-einstein/a-bartender-is-just-a-pharmacist-with-a-limited-inventory/)

[Albert Einstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/albert-einstein/)

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> [Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walter-scott/of-all-vices-drinking-is-the-most-incompatible-with-greatness/)

[Walter Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walter-scott/)

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> [It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/f-scott-fitzgerald/it-s-a-great-advantage-not-to-drink-among-hard-drinking-people/)

[F. Scott Fitzgerald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/f-scott-fitzgerald/)

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> [Thinking is more stinking than drinking, but to feel is for real.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/thinking-is-more-stinking-than-drinking-but-to-feel-is-for-real/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“People don't want to think about defects when they are drinking wine.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/courtney-maum/people-don-t-want-to-think-about-defects-when-they-are-drinking-wine/)

[Courtney Maum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/courtney-maum/)

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> [I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/i-don-t-think-i-ve-drunk-enough-beer-to-understand-that/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

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                        "text": "Why can men no longer be best friends? This is so stupid. Today if you show two guys being best friends they end up giving out an image that they’re gay. But guys don’t always need to be drinking beer, fighting in pubs or pulling women by the hair. They may have a deep affection.",
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                        "text": "I slept fourteen feet from a polka tavern as a kid growing up. I heard polkas all night long, people singing and drinking beers and having a great time. I know more polkas than Frankie Yancovic!",
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                        "text": "Why do so many young people literally die to belong to fraternities, sororities, and other college social organizations? The answer is complicated, but here is a starting point: Ever since the medieval universities were founded, young people have done whatever it takes to gain acceptance, to break with their past lives, to achieve a sense of power, to carve out a society of their own that isn't quite what their tutors and teachers had in mind. In the United States, hazing and drinking have been endemic since colonial days.",
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                        "text": "Live in rooms full of light. Avoid heavy food. Be moderate in the drinking of wine. Take massage, baths, exercise, and gymnastics. Fight insomnia with gentle rocking or the sound of running water. Change surroundings and take long journeys. Strictly avoid frightening ideas. Indulge in cheerful conversation and amusements. Listen to music.",
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                        "text": "This was a dream. A very bad, bad dream, brought on by liver poisoning from too many gin and tonics. Here it was, a deal with the devil. At what price my soul? He watched me expectantly and threateningly all at the same time. If I said no, I knew what would happen. Save the glass, waitress, I’m drinking from the bottle! Happy hour, with my neck on tap. If I said yes, I’d be agreeing to a partnership with pure evil.",
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                        "text": "I’m a goddess of destruction. Tell me honestly that you find nothing exciting about the idea of a billion people screaming out for mercy when there’s no one left who cares what befalls them. Of the entire earth being rained on by all manner of demons bent on ultimate torture and sacrifice. Them ripping and shredding human flesh as they claw in a drunken frenzy fueled by their hatred of everything. Drinking blood in an orgy of terror...ahhh, the beauty of annihilation. There’s nothing like it.(Apollymi)",
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                        "text": "We try to be present when we are drinking our tea, which isn't as easy as it sounds. It's very easy to think, right now I'm going to be really present while I'm drinking my tea, here I am drinking my tea, and I'm so present, look this is easy, I am here drinking my tea and I know I'm drinking my tea blah blah blah blah... right? And the one place where the mind is not, is here. It's just thinking about being here.",
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                        "text": "Sleep is critical to me... at least eight or nine hours a night. I start to slow down my body and my mind at least 30 minutes before I get into bed. I don't watch any disturbing or invigorating TV at night. I also get energy from meditation practice and from eating healthy fresh food, only one cup of espresso in the morning, and not drinking too much.",
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                        "text": "“That was how Sinner got his first taste of anything other than the froth on his father's ale. It made you grimace, but if you drank enough it felt like discovering an entire hidden room in your own house that you'd never even known about. You wanted to do more than poke your head through the doorway. You wanted to take its dimensions.”",
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