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title: "4 Drinking Men Quotes by 4 authors"
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> [“Danilo's was the kind of place where many drinking men come to hide, be it from their wives, in-laws, their jobs or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-henderson/danilo-s-was-the-kind-of-place-where-many-drinking-men-come-to-hide/)

[J.C. Henderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-henderson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7dd/j-c-henderson-41203_bars_danilo-s-was-the-kind-of-place-where-man_726815.jpg)

> [“But I'll tell you one thing, Dolores: bawling your eyes out with your apron over your head won't save your daughter's maidenhead…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/but-i-ll-tell-you-one-thing-dolores-bawling-your-eyes-out-with-your/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd8/anonymous-1_children_but-i-ll-tell-you-one-thing-dolores-bawl_2205281.jpg)

> [After drinking:-Men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, continue thinking, fight 4 nothing, but women can do all these (without drinking).](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abhishek-tiwari/after-drinking-men-talk-unnecessarily-become-emotional-drive-badly/)

[Abhishek Tiwari](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abhishek-tiwari/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a47/abhishek-tiwari-385_alcohol_after-drinking-men-talk-unnecessarily-be_3047369.jpg)

> [In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/in-my-experience-you-run-into-trouble-when-you-ask-a-group-of-beer/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05d/dave-barry-222_alcohol_in-my-experience-you-run-into-trouble-wh_3132448.png)

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