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title: "6 Drink Old Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [“What the hell am I? I thought. Too old to be a real teenager, too young to drink. Old enough to die…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leah-raeder/what-the-hell-am-i-i-thought-too-old-to-be-a-real-teenager-too-young/)

[Leah Raeder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leah-raeder/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b97/leah-raeder-6993_old-enough_what-the-hell-am-i-i-thought-too-old-to_573509.jpg)

> [Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francis-bacon/age-appears-to-be-best-in-four-things-old-wood-best-to-burn-old-wine/)

[Francis Bacon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/francis-bacon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ba/francis-bacon-297_age_age-appears-to-be-best-in-four-things-ol_643592.jpg)

> [“Age appears best in four things: old wood to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust and old authors to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francis-bacon/age-appears-best-in-four-things-old-wood-to-burn-old-wine-to-drink/)

[Francis Bacon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/francis-bacon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e05/francis-bacon-297_friendship_age-appears-best-in-four-things-old-wood_1640998.jpg)

> [Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mena-suvari/though-i-ve-turned-21-i-don-t-drink-i-m-an-old-hag-now-i-m-just-an/)

[Mena Suvari](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mena-suvari/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d9/mena-suvari-24400_drink_though-i-ve-turned-21-i-don-t-drink-i-m_1936934.png)

> [Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/old-wood-best-to-burn-old-wine-to-drink-old-friends-to-trust-and-old/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/664/anonymous-1_books_old-wood-best-to-burn-old-wine-to-drink_2229960.jpg)

> [“Story Content Warning: There will be angst, sex, a little rough language and rampant lesbianism. If this is not your cup of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/badsquirrel/story-content-warning-there-will-be-angst-sex-a-little-rough-language/)

[BadSquirrel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/badsquirrel/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e8/badsquirrel-75740_funny_story-content-warning-there-will-be-angs_2251619.jpg)

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