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title: "9 Drink Man Quotes by 9 authors"
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> [I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/i-don-t-drink-any-more-than-the-man-next-to-me-and-the-man-next-to-me/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/607/joe-e-lewis-20279_dean_i-don-t-drink-any-more-than-the-man-next_1915903.jpg)

> [Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/man-went-into-a-bar-he-only-had-one-arm-guy-sitting-next-to-him-said/)

[Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c64/tommy-cooper-8755_arms_man-went-into-a-bar-he-only-had-one-arm_1445901.jpg)

> [“minutes. She sipped the drink. A man, tall, with broad shoulders and deep-set eyes,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-hayman/minutes-she-sipped-the-drink-a-man-tall-with-broad-shoulders-and-deep/)

[James Hayman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-hayman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/860/james-hayman-88425_sipped_minutes-she-sipped-the-drink-a-man-tall_52539.jpg)

> [For why / Should every creature drink but I, / Why, man of morals, tell me why?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abraham-cowley/for-why-should-every-creature-drink-but-i-why-man-of-morals-tell-me/)

[Abraham Cowley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abraham-cowley/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a37/abraham-cowley-7641_character_for-why-should-every-creature-drink-but_2382041.png)

> [By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/don-marquis/by-the-time-a-bartender-knows-what-drink-a-man-will-have-before-he/)

[Don Marquis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/don-marquis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b23/don-marquis-4181_bartender_by-the-time-a-bartender-knows-what-drink_1652642.png)

> [ATTENTION: haters I'm like auqh drink your man khant put down; ii got huyme and hysx friendsx coming back for another round](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nyshia-clark/attention-haters-i-m-like-auqh-drink-your-man-khant-put-down-ii-got/)

[Nyshia Clark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nyshia-clark/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/801/nyshia-clark-91678_quote_attention-haters-i-m-like-auqh-drink-you_2136590.jpg)

> [Drink never made a man better, but it has made many a man think he was better.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/finley-peter-dunne/drink-never-made-a-man-better-but-it-has-made-many-a-man-think-he-was/)

[Finley Peter Dunne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/finley-peter-dunne/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c24/finley-peter-dunne-8007_drink_drink-never-made-a-man-better-but-it-has_1491433.jpg)

> [“Mike Rondeau, a tall drink of a man sloshed into a squat glass, with a belt that could double as a lasso…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-woodrell/mike-rondeau-a-tall-drink-of-a-man-sloshed-into-a-squat-glass-with-a/)

[Daniel Woodrell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-woodrell/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89d/daniel-woodrell-7222_life_mike-rondeau-a-tall-drink-of-a-man-slosh_432068.png)

> [Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/fortunately-i-know-how-to-counter-it-the-man-who-did-the-waking-buys/)

[Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c49/johnny-depp-658_movies_fortunately-i-know-how-to-counter-it-the_1845095.jpg)

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