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title: "23 Drink Drunk Quotes by 19 authors"
description: "Browse 23 Drink Drunk quotes by 19 authors. Discover the best Drink Drunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [Let's drink! When we get drunk, all is done,but when it's over,it will be the same…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gracesel-collado/let-s-drink-when-we-get-drunk-all-is-done-but-when-it-s-over-it-will/)

[Gracesel Collado](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gracesel-collado/)

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> [I drink to get drunk cause this world is so fucked](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tristan-david/i-drink-to-get-drunk-cause-this-world-is-so-fucked/)

[Tristan David](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tristan-david/)

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> [I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/i-don-t-have-a-drinking-problem-i-drink-i-get-drunk-i-fall-down-no/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

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> [I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bette-midler/i-try-not-to-drink-too-much-because-when-i-m-drunk-i-bite/)

[Bette Midler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bette-midler/)

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> [I dont drink to get drunk. Thats just not cute.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taylor-swift/i-dont-drink-to-get-drunk-thats-just-not-cute/)

[Taylor Swift](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taylor-swift/)

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> [I don’t drink to get drunk. That’s just not cute.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taylor-swift/i-don-t-drink-to-get-drunk-that-s-just-not-cute/)

[Taylor Swift](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taylor-swift/)

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> [Life is a drink and you get drunk when you're young.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-weller/life-is-a-drink-and-you-get-drunk-when-you-re-young/)

[Paul Weller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-weller/)

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> [There are two things to do in Juneau, drink and get drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-thompson/there-are-two-things-to-do-in-juneau-drink-and-get-drunk/)

[Chuck Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-thompson/)

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> [Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-love-peacock/not-drunk-is-he-who-from-the-floor-can-rise-alone-and-still-drink/)

[Thomas Love Peacock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-love-peacock/)

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> [When we drink, we get drunk, when we get drunk we pass out, when we pass out, we commit no sin, when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-we-drink-we-get-drunk-when-we-get-drunk-we-pass-out-when-we-pass/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/if-there-was-a-pill-that-allowed-you-to-drink-and-not-get-drunk-an/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [Love is a wine; you have to taste it, you have to drink it, you have to become drunk with it, only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rajneesh/love-is-a-wine-you-have-to-taste-it-you-have-to-drink-it-you-have-to/)

[Rajneesh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rajneesh/)

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> [“It's a tradition to drink rakia with snacks. Not like the Russians, you know, who just drink to get drunk. I like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/annie-ward/it-s-a-tradition-to-drink-rakia-with-snacks-not-like-the-russians-you/)

[Annie Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/annie-ward/)

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> [It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-takes-only-one-drink-to-get-me-drunk-the-trouble-is-i-can-t/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [People say I have a drinking problem¦ i have no problem¦ i drink, i get drunk, i pass out, NO PROBLEM!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kiran/people-say-i-have-a-drinking-problem-i-have-no-problem-i-drink-i-get/)

[Kiran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kiran/)

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> [Lets just drink to get drunk, and tell each other everything. For a drunken mind speaks a sober heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/lets-just-drink-to-get-drunk-and-tell-each-other-everything-for-a/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“When we drink…we get drunk. When we get drunk…we fall asleep. When we fall asleep…we commit no sin. When we commit no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gagneet/when-we-drink-we-get-drunk-when-we-get-drunk-we-fall-asleep-when-we-3/)

[Gagneet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gagneet/)

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> [“You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/you-know-it-s-hard-work-to-write-a-book-i-can-t-tell-you-how-many-2/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-o-rourke/when-we-drink-we-get-drunk-when-we-get-drunk-we-fall-asleep-when-we/)

[Brian O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-o-rourke/)

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> [When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-we-drink-we-get-drunk-when-we-get-drunk-we-fall-asleep-when-we-2/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Writing. It’s easy work. The equipment isn’t expensive, and you can pursue this occupation anywhere. You make your own hours, mess around…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denis-johnson/writing-it-s-easy-work-the-equipment-isn-t-expensive-and-you-can/)

[Denis Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denis-johnson/)

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> [Don't drink to get drunk. Drink to enjoy life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-kerouac/don-t-drink-to-get-drunk-drink-to-enjoy-life/)

[Jack Kerouac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-kerouac/)

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> [He is not drunk, who from the floor, Can rise again and drink some more; But he is drunk who prostrate lies,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/omar-khayy-m/he-is-not-drunk-who-from-the-floor-can-rise-again-and-drink-some-more/)

[Omar Khayyam](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/omar-khayy-m/)

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